Yaaaaawwwwwn...Quite drawn-out and poorly acted and waiting.... to deliver such a banal punchline ~ Two thumbs down and try again, though there's no accounting for some people's taste around here.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porche? I don't have a porche in my garage.

Who was the greatest jewish cook? Hitler.

How do you make a chicken roll? Kick it down a hill.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

4 jokes, each with a punchline of violence or sexism in some way, shape or form. A Holocaust joke, a sexist joke, a dead baby joke, and an animal cruelty joke. All 4 of those are still things that exist "Now". There's still victims of the Holocaust, miscarriages and murdered children happen all the time, and people still kick chickens, and women driving jokes have been around since, well, women started driving.

It's NOT because of the joke that people do these things, it doesn't perpetuate it, it doesn't do anything to alleviate the levity of the issue, and yet we still consider these okay. However, there's apparently ONE thing that is not okay, only because it could possibly make light of the situation. Everything is okay, or nothing is. Dead Children is bad, Animal Cruelty is bad, Sexism is bad, Rape, just as bad as any of those.

Don't put the punchline in the title!!!

College Humor getting their Funny or Die on. This is a funny premise but those two sites, Funny or Die especially, really lean hard on ironic detachment from extreme violence as a punchline. This video is kind of disturbing.

POW! What a punchline. LMFAHS

That's the funniest I've ever seen Adam Sandler, methinks.

They, umm, forgot to add a punchline to the sketch?

The obvious ending would have been everything the same until they got to Die Hard 4, at which point they'd both abruptly go quiet, stand around slightly awkwardly, maybe wave at a pedestrian, brush some lint off their uniform or whatever.

Saw it coming, but still a good punchline and it got me to snicker.

If math does turn out to be god then I'm destined for eternal flames and the universe is nothing but a cruel joke with a an even shittier punchline..

Title kinda ruins the punchline, but I do like her odd logic.

I kinda like the new TARDIS as well, fewer wibbly-wobbs. More sleek and modern.

Good punchline.

Nobody is asking for anybody's opinion you dumb baby...that's what voting is for.

What I'm saying is he offered NOTHING. Not only that, but he/she is a probie so they have NEVER OFFERED ANYTHING to this site...get it now, dummy? Get why this fucking site is going to shit and you're all a bunch of horribly stupid people?>> ^ChaosEngine:

>> ^rottenseed:
Whooooooooa somebody on the internet doesn't like something and voiced his or her opinion about it...call Guinness world records, we've got ourselves a "trailblazer".>> ^zaust:
Is this missing the punchline - as it stands it's not funny at all


The nerve of the guy. Coming onto a site specifically dedicated to sifting good videos from bad and actually posting an opinion on content...

>> ^rottenseed:

Whooooooooa somebody on the internet doesn't like something and voiced his or her opinion about it...call Guinness world records, we've got ourselves a "trailblazer".>> ^zaust:
Is this missing the punchline - as it stands it's not funny at all



The nerve of the guy. Coming onto a site specifically dedicated to sifting good videos from bad and actually posting an opinion on content...

Whooooooooa somebody on the internet doesn't like something and voiced his or her opinion about it...call Guinness world records, we've got ourselves a "trailblazer".>> ^zaust:

Is this missing the punchline - as it stands it's not funny at all

Is this missing the punchline - as it stands it's not funny at all

You know, putting the punchline in the title has its consequences.