Penis In A Jar

I'm cuttin' off me penis,
and stickin' it in a jar,
and givin' it to the postman
who'll be takin' it where you are.
The judge said I can't be near you,
not within 50 yards,
but he never said I couldn't send
me penis in a jar.

>> ^dannym3141:
Yeah it really did. I remember one episode where francis was hanging out with dogs at night, and one day the postman came round and he jumped out of his seat and started yelling:
"Hey, what are you doing here? This is our house, you can't come in here! What do you want, huh? What? What? What what what what what what what what what what....." till you realised he was basically barking.
God damn that moment had me laughing till i cried, you really don't see it coming.


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Yeah it really did. I remember one episode where francis was hanging out with dogs at night, and one day the postman came round and he jumped out of his seat and started yelling:

"Hey, what are you doing here? This is our house, you can't come in here! What do you want, huh? What? What? What what what what what what what what what what....." till you realised he was basically barking.

God damn that moment had me laughing till i cried, you really don't see it coming.

So, true. Obnoxious, obsessive bias on the left (MSNBC) and the right (Fox), and incompetence in wherever the hell CNN thinks it is. These are just a few of the many reasons i despise television news. And this is just the major network stuff. I hate local TV news even more.

I'll read my news, thanks. Easier to sift out the stupid, trivial stuff. Much quicker to get varied perspective. And, importantly, much easier to get a feel for the prevalence of any particular perspective.

Neil Postman was right.

Postman Pat told me to burn down those buildings, I'm blameless.

If my therapist ( if i had one) brought god in to a sessoin i would tell her to fuck off and ask for her to be sacked. like if you went to a therapist and thay started bringing postman pat into something.

if you have sperm and you masterbate it will replenish but naturaly if you do nothing this acures to some affect, masterbatoin dosnot necoseraly leed to more masterbatoin in an adictive sence unless sumone has a sycalogical adictoin in the same way people get adicted to tv and computer games, the difrence with masterbatoin is its actualy has posative afect on helth if not reducing cancer in men redusing stress and alowing for more controle during love making.

this guy is actualy as rediculouse as if i started teaching people how to live by interpreting postman pat.

My pleasure, I got quite a kick out of that bit.

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hey Zifnab! thanks!


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*promote

hey Zifnab! thanks!


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*promote

I liked him in Waterworld, didn't see The Postman.

Billboard
#1 - Close To You, 1970
#1 - Top of the World, 1973
#1 - Please Mr. Postman, 1974
#2 - We've Only Just Begun, 1970
#2 - Rainy Days and Mondays, 1971
#2 - Superstar, 1971
#2 - Hurting Each Other, 1972
#2 - Yesterday Once More, 1973
#3 - For All We Know, 1971
#3 - Sing, 1973
#4 - Only Yesterday, 1975
#7 - Goodbye To Love, 1972
#11 - I Won't Last A Day Without You, 1974
#12 - It's Going To Take Some Time, 1972
#12 - There's A Kind Of Hush (All Over The World), 1976
#16 - Touch Me When We're Dancing, 1981
#17 - Solitaire, 1975
#25 - I Need To Be In Love, 1976
#32 - Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft, 1977
#35 - All You Get From Love Is A Love Song, 1977
#44 - Sweet, Sweet Smile, 1978
#54 - Ticket to Ride, 1970
#56 - Goofus, 1976
#63 - Those Good Old Dreams, 1981
#67 - Bless the Beasts and the Children, 1971
#68 - I Believe You, 1978
#72 - (Want You) Back In My Life Again, 1981
#74 - Beechwood 4-5789, 1982
#1 -Deadwood-Heart Failure-February 4, 1983......and so it goes

an upvote for nostalgia. of course, i've since learned that Sesame Street is evil thanks to Neil Postman.

From McSpotLight (the official website):

The McLibel Trial is the infamous British court case between McDonald's and a former postman & a gardener from London (Helen Steel and Dave Morris). It ran for two and a half years and became the longest ever English trial. The defendants were denied legal aid and their right to a jury, so the whole trial was heard by a single Judge, Mr Justice Bell. He delivered his verdict in June 1997.

I did some digging and found this xxx pat episode of better quality. This guy was my hero when I was young, I had a doll and everything. Postman Pat is a yorkshire legend.... vote him up