I'm at a loss for words. It's almost like Fox saw the effectiveness of Obama's grassroots mobilization, and said 'me too!'. Thank goodness this psycho couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

thx 4 info that's much better than relying on the title!

In reply to this comment by BicycleRepairMan:
The guy survived, he got away with a few scratches and wears a patch on his ear:
Interview of the guy at the end of this video:
http://www.dagbladet.no/tv/index.html?clipid=30852

In reply to this comment by MINK:
>> ^Kymbos:
Jeez, slow down. Can we not assume the person who posted this knew the guy survived by the hint 'lives!' in the title?


No, we can't. Relying on videosift titles as evidence is like relying on a paper bag to protect you from machine gun fire.

The guy survived, he got away with a few scratches and wears a patch on his ear:
Interview of the guy at the end of this video:
http://www.dagbladet.no/tv/index.html?clipid=30852

In reply to this comment by MINK:
>> ^Kymbos:
Jeez, slow down. Can we not assume the person who posted this knew the guy survived by the hint 'lives!' in the title?


No, we can't. Relying on videosift titles as evidence is like relying on a paper bag to protect you from machine gun fire.

>> ^Kymbos:
Jeez, slow down. Can we not assume the person who posted this knew the guy survived by the hint 'lives!' in the title?


No, we can't. Relying on videosift titles as evidence is like relying on a paper bag to protect you from machine gun fire.

Yeah, the guy who lost the bag was moving alright....a bunch of crack. Who keeps $10,000 in a paper bag?

This is a music performance but the audio sounds like I'm inside a paper bag that's been rustled constantly in the bed of a pickup truck that is racing in circles around an open-air concert bandstand. Can't someone upload decent audio of a musical performance for once? No upvote for crapola audio despite the prowess of the child genius.

This is argument by question, and being that no real reason to answer it. People tend to care less about what happens to others,

Relativism is the idea that some elements or aspects of experience or culture are relative to, i.e., dependent on, other elements or aspects.

Common statements that might be considered relativistic include

http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/skeptic/arguments.html#question

just curious, whats stopping the "women against violence" charity from donating money to cover the cost of local rape kits? or a judge from sentencing every convicted rapist (among other consequences) to cover the cost of 25 rape kits?
i've read two books by ayn rand--one at 138 pages, and one at 224 pages. i guess thats a lot if you're someone who doesn't read any books?


The contents of a rape kit:
A sexual assault evidence collection kit contains commonly available examination tools such as:

* Detailed instructions for the examiner
* Forms for documentation
* Tube for blood sample
* Urine sample container
* Paper bags for clothing collection
* Large sheet of paper for patient to undress over
* Cotton swabs for biological evidence collection
* Sterile water
* Sterile saline
* Glass slides
* Unwaxed dental floss
* Wooden stick for fingernail scrapings
* Envelopes or boxes for individual evidence samples
* Labels

Other items needed for a forensic/medical exam and treatment that may not be included in the rape kit are:

* Woods lamp
* Toluidine blue dye
* Drying rack for wet swabs and/or clothing
* Patient gown, cover sheet, blanket, pillow
* Needles/syringes for blood drawing
* Speculums
* Post-It Notes used to collect trace evidence
* Camera (35 mm, digital, or Polaroid), film, batteries
* Medscope and/or colcoscope
* Microscope
* Surgilube
* Acetic acid diluted spray
* Medications
* Clean clothing and shower/hygiene items for the victim's use after the exam
Thanks to wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_kit

Natalie Portman is very pretty, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. I don't know why, but someone must have told her that she can do a decent British accent and she is just horrible at it... Highly overrated actress.

I liked the movie. But then again, I'm the perfect moviegoer, because I suspend my logic for two and a half hours. I don't know how I do it, since my mind is ALWAYS on, but occasionally I like to turn off the night-light and drool like a dullard for a while.

I didn't like Batman's voice, and I don't think Maggie Gyllenhall is hot enough to be wanted by two rich and powerful men, but at least Arnold or George Clooney weren't involved.

Oh, and I think Heath Ledger should receive the Best Supporting Actor award. And it is based purely on merit, in my mind. I've seen some of his movies where he can't act out of a wet paper bag, but in this he broke through and was mesmerizing.

There. I've had my say.

Naw man, this is fake, cause Barney Rubble is an easy as hell voice to mimic, and hell, editing suites come in paper bags nowadaze.........

An elderly woman walked into the main office of Chase Manhattan Bank building, holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the teller's window that she wished to deposit the $3 million in the bag and open an account at the bank. She said that first, though, she wished to meet the president of the bank due to the amount of money involved. The teller thought that to be a reasonable request, and, after opening the bag and seeing bundles of $1000 bills, which amounted to approximately $3,000,000, he telephoned the bank president's secretary for an appointment for the lady.

The woman was escorted upstairs and ushered into the president's office. Introductions were made, and she stated that she liked to get to know people she did business with on a more personal basis. The president then asked her how she came into such a large sum of cash. "Was it inherited?" he asked. "No," she replied. It was quiet for several seconds.

"I bet people," she offered. Seeing his confusion, she said, "For instance, I'll bet you $25,000 that by 10 o'clock tomorrow morning...your balls will be square."

The bank president figured she must be off her rocker and decided to take her up on the bet. He didn't know how he could lose. For the rest of the day, he was extremely cautious--he decided to stay home that evening and take no chances. $25,000 was at stake.

When he got up in the morning and took his shower, he checked to make certain that everything was O.K. There was no change. He looked the same as always. He went to his office and waited for the woman to come in at 10AM, humming as he went. He knew this was his lucky day. How often did he get handed $25,000 for doing nothing?

At 10 o'clock sharp, the woman was shown into his office. With her was a man. When the bank president asked her who the other man was, she informed the president that it was her lawyer and she always took him along when there was this much money involved.

"Well," she asked, "what about our bet?"
"I don't know how to tell you this," he said, "but I'm the same as I've always been."

"I'm afraid I'm going to need verification," her hand offered out.

"Well, okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." The president complies, unzipping his pants and dropping his drawers. The old lady grabs his balls. Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall.

The president asks the old lady, "What's wrong with him?"

"Nothing, except that I bet him $100,000 that by 10am today, I'd have the president of Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."

Haha, you're easily amused, like me. You just gave me a great idea for a sift talk though ninj, i'll keep you posted

In reply to this comment by NinjaFish:
24 carat pussy = quote of the year. That made me laugh so hard :-D

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Massive blows? That kid couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, good job the bully is a 24 carat pussy. Upvote for the good guy coming through in the end though, woooo

24 carat pussy = quote of the year. That made me laugh so hard :-D

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Massive blows? That kid couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, good job the bully is a 24 carat pussy. Upvote for the good guy coming through in the end though, woooo

Massive blows? That kid couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, good job the bully is a 24 carat pussy. Upvote for the good guy coming through in the end though, woooo

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

If you change your mind, you know where to find us.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
I think I'm done with roasts, I'm not very good at them, haha. I'll watch though.

In reply to this comment by dotdude:
A Snipe Hunt

A hunting party, lead by CaptWillard, will depart at 9:00 pm EDT on 4/3/08. The destination is a remote part of the Sift Forest near New Jersey. So practice your snipe mating call and stock up on paper bags.

Click here for further details.

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