What is a poll anyway, if not the whim of the pollster and a few willing participants?>> ^TheSluiceGate:

Are you fucking kidding me. How about a poll for "Ugliest Gold Star Videosifter"?


I'd do odds on the side that my mugs more comelier than yours-Care to slap a recent photo up against one a mine of yer self there, Sluicegate?? Recently shorn~

IMDB rating 7.3! I liked it!

Laughed at quote from Ty Burr of Boston Globe though...

"Watching Prometheus is like opening a deluxe gift box from Tiffany's to find a mug from the dollar store."

*promote


Stay Tuned or Bookmark this post if you'd like to enter to win:
To commemorate my taking-over the reigns of this slipshod channel, we're working on a cooking channel contest. First prize will be a piece of tangible, Videosift history.....HINT: It's better than a mug, and prettier than yours.

A drunk walks into an upscale pub and, after a while, leans up against the bar.
"A snifter of Louis XIII," he slurs and drops three $100 bills on the bar.
The bartender, taken aback for a moment, looks the disheveled man up and down.
"Big spender!" the bartender says, pouring his drink.
"Life is good," the drunk replies, and promptly tosses back the cognac.
The bartender takes a second look at the man; his hair is a mess and his suit hasn't seen a dry cleaner in a while, and he swears the man smells faintly of urine. Hardly someone who can afford such a fine cognac.
"Inheritance?" the bartender presses.
The man looks up.
"No, no...I bet people. And I always win," the drunk smirks.
"What do you mean always?" the bartender asks.
The drunk takes a moment and looks around the bar.
"Here. You see that glass over there?" He points to a an empty mug of beer at the end of the bar, 20 feet away. "I'll bet you $100 I can piss in it from here."
Impossible! the bartender thinks. "You're on," the bartender says, shaking the drunk's hand (and quickly wiping it off on his apron).
Unsteadily, the drunk climbs up on top of the bar, pulls his dick out and begins peeing everywhere. He stumbles and steps in his own piss, causing him to slip and he plummets off the bar. The bartender looks over the railing and sees the man lying flat on his back, hands flailing, as his piss arcs up into the air and hits him directly in the face. The bartender erupts with laughter at the comical sight, slapping his hand on the bar in triumph.
Suddenly, across the room, a man shouts in anger and rushes the bar. "Are you fucking kidding me?!" he screams.
Surprised, the bartender says "What?! What?"
The angry man points down at the drunk and yells, "He just bet me a thousand dollars that he could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it!"

Nice mug.

I'm a grifter, a sifter.

>> ^dotdude:

Mugshot.

Get away from my mug! ARE YOU TRYING TO MUG ME!?

>> ^ReverendTed:

Showoff.

>> ^critical_d:

Beautiful!

As soon as Blogs loads for me, I'll do just that.
In reply to this comment by lucky760:
That's awesome. Yes, it's not every day you meet a lawyer doctor.

Post a photo of the new mug in your blog!

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
The mailperson was flabbergasted by the titles on my package, asking me how long we've had a doctor in the house. A doctor AND a lawyer, no less! Thank you for the lovely mug and hosting the contest!

Sincerely,
Dr. Laura Elaine Wilson III, Esquire

That's awesome. Yes, it's not every day you meet a lawyer doctor.

Post a photo of the new mug in your blog!

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
The mailperson was flabbergasted by the titles on my package, asking me how long we've had a doctor in the house. A doctor AND a lawyer, no less! Thank you for the lovely mug and hosting the contest!

Sincerely,
Dr. Laura Elaine Wilson III, Esquire

The mailperson was flabbergasted by the titles on my package, asking me how long we've had a doctor in the house. A doctor AND a lawyer, no less! Thank you for the lovely mug and hosting the contest!

Sincerely,
Dr. Laura Elaine Wilson III, Esquire

Thanks for the contest and for my awesome prize! As I was drinking my coffee this morning, I was daydreaming about how much better it would taste in a sexy, Videosift mug. Dreams do come true people!

Yay! I am very excited to get a divine VS mug AND Beta access! Thanks so much for the contest. With all all the hard work you guys do, you still have time and energy create fun contests!! Dag and Lucky, you are the best, and hope version 5 will be awesome