.. on how to break the news to dad that I finally won something. He said I'd never make something of myself, but look at me now dad! That's not just any mug, that's a sift mug. He will be pleased as punch when he hears the good news.

UPDATE: He was not pleased as punch to hear the good news. He also told me to take the Star Trek pictures off the wall and get a job. Some people you just can't please