http://www.break.com/pictures/get-to-work-mr-president-2176253

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Actions speak louder than words. Make me believe it, Mr. President.


Bingo!

Actions speak louder than words. Make me believe it, Mr. President.

http://videosift.com/video/dear-mr-president-bernie-sanders-speech-to-the-president

>> ^solecist:

>> ^Duckman33:
>> ^robv:
aka 30 seconds of some guy being nervous on a beach

No one forced you to click play

yeah, man! nobody forced you to click play and then have an opinion about a video you never even watched! how would you even do that! that's impossible! are you some sort of time cop?!
how convenient for duckman that he can just tell people that they weren't forced to watch a video they knew nothing about to nullify any opinion they might have about said video. truly a brilliant mind in the world of debate.
"mr. president, what do you say to those who criticize your pro-choice stance on abortion?"
"well, reporter guy, nobody is forcing them to have to know my stance on pro-choice!"
"recently at a conference on knowing things, the chairman of knowledge declared that nobody forced him to know things, and that's why he is stepping down as chairman. the chairman could not be reached for comment, but his secretary said that the chairman had an opinion on knowledge but since he was not forced to know it, forgot it."
"at a benefit concert for unwatched videos, U2 declared that even though nobody had forced them to click play, they didn't click play anyway, and that's why we don't know what the videos are about."


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>> ^Duckman33:

>> ^robv:
aka 30 seconds of some guy being nervous on a beach

No one forced you to click play


yeah, man! nobody forced you to click play and then have an opinion about a video you never even watched! how would you even do that! that's impossible! are you some sort of time cop?!

how convenient for duckman that he can just tell people that they weren't forced to watch a video they knew nothing about to nullify any opinion they might have about said video. truly a brilliant mind in the world of debate.

"mr. president, what do you say to those who criticize your pro-choice stance on abortion?"
"well, reporter guy, nobody is forcing them to have to know my stance on pro-choice!"

"recently at a conference on knowing things, the chairman of knowledge declared that nobody forced him to know things, and that's why he is stepping down as chairman. the chairman could not be reached for comment, but his secretary said that the chairman had an opinion on knowledge but since he was not forced to know it, forgot it."

"at a benefit concert for unwatched videos, U2 declared that even though nobody had forced them to click play, they didn't click play anyway, and that's why we don't know what the videos are about."

>> ^MonkeySpank:

I don't know if that's a joke or a troll.
>> ^xxovercastxx:
It's not such a silly question, really. He borrows everything else from China.



yes.

>> ^MonkeySpank:

I don't know if that's a joke or a troll.
>> ^xxovercastxx:
It's not such a silly question, really. He borrows everything else from China.



It's in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.

I don't know if that's a joke or a troll.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

It's not such a silly question, really. He borrows everything else from China.

Your video, Excuse me Mr. president, do you have your OWN computer?, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Well... if prop 19 goes through, Mr. & Mrs. President, you can count on most of California being f(bleep)ed up.

>> Mancurian Programming completed.
>> Kill target recieved.
>> Thank you Mr president.

Sweet!

"Mr. President, why is there a piece of lego sticking out of your hair..?"

You know I don't think I've heard as accurate an analogy in a very long.. no wait, I've never heard quite so accurate an analogy.

Good show Mr. President! I'm hoping come November the American people will prove they don't have the hopelessly short term memory they appear to have and that analogies like this one actually rattle around in that empty space most of us call a brain in the states instead of the lies, hatred and racism that has so consumed the right.

"Mr. President, we cannot talk about health care until you grow a mustache."

<mustache appears>

"Uhhh, uhhh, a handlebar mustache!"

<mustache turns into handlebar mustache>

"Hmm. I refuse to discuss health care with a man with a silly mustache!"