Maher may have some good writers, but he's an intellectual midget,

>> ^rottenseed:
Would definitely improve my workout routine...
Your routine of getting off the couch to get more cheez-its and masturbating profusely to midget porn?

You forgot my egg-shaped masturbation gizmos.

Would definitely improve my workout routine...

Your routine of getting off the couch to get more cheez-its and masturbating profusely to midget porn?

I laughed my ASS OFF when I saw that door fly open and that little midget goes scurrying away!

But seriously, TRBM? Fascist? Beating and Tasering? Wtf? No vote until you fix that shit.

If your internet connection sucks, let me know. I'll just have to burn some DVDs for you so you can get your tranny-obama-look-a-like-midget porn fix.

What's a walk on the moon compared with instant access to midget porn and Brazilian fart fetish porn ...

Oh man....the midget scene was priceless. HAHA

I totally thought Barbara was talking about midgets till about the 4 minute mark.

Doh! (Smacks own head) SCALE, not scale! My bad.

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that's why it's a scale...I know, thanks I added some pink feathers for fashion

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>> ^videosiftbannedme:
Well, well, well. Here we are, all with our peckers out, and nobody has the same measuring tape.
And in 3 months time, nobody is going to care. (Except for the thin-skinned and small-peckered of us.)
(...and my acknowledgment to all the ladies of the Sift, who don't have to be bothered with having peckers in the first place. Mmmmmwah. )

I don't use a measuring tape...I use a scale

1/8" = 1'-0" is usually enough to make me average

I'm sure you meant to use a # sign in there somewhere, as I don't recall an eighth of an inch equaling a foot. Unless, of course, you're a midget. Oh, and btw, you look sexy in handcuffs.

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>> ^videosiftbannedme:
Well, well, well. Here we are, all with our peckers out, and nobody has the same measuring tape.
And in 3 months time, nobody is going to care. (Except for the thin-skinned and small-peckered of us.)
(...and my acknowledgment to all the ladies of the Sift, who don't have to be bothered with having peckers in the first place. Mmmmmwah. )

I don't use a measuring tape...I use a scale

1/8" = 1'-0" is usually enough to make me average

I'm sure you meant to use a # sign in there somewhere, as I don't recall an eighth of an inch equaling a foot. Unless, of course, you're a midget. Oh, and btw, you look sexy in handcuffs.

The quality of American cinema hit rock bottom with blankfist trying to become a director. After years of starring in movies like "When a man loves a horse" and "Blankfist and the seven dwarves", he felt he was ready to make his own movies. After directing and co-starring in a number of gay midget porn films he got his big break and was quickly dubbed as the next Michael Bay in tinseltown. However, he fell out of grace with the studios when they discovered he ended most scenes with youtube videos of farting cats and the credits simply saying "a$$gr@vy". The fact that Ron Paul got a restraining order on blankfist for sending him used manthongs didn't help his reputation either.

"Blankfist: The epitome of mediocracy" will air on HBO later this year.

I am most certainly advocating for just such rights... for all. Mental Midgets and Asshats included.

>> ^entr0py:
So that gives me hope that the infantilized midget rape barrier will be cracked some day.


You just can't avoid taking a quote like that out of context. I just wish Charles Darwin had said it, it would make the creationists much funnier.

>> ^shuac:
>> ^westy:
when she is 18, when i have sex with her dose that still make me a pedophile?

Hilarious. To you downvoters of this comment: I have a coupon for Senses-Of-Humor-R-Us that I don't need. I can send it to you if you like.


In order to pull off an inappropriate joke, it needs to be both crass AND funny. If it fails at being funny you just come off as being unbelievably creepy.

I'm not saying you couldn't craft a joke about sexually abusing severely retarded teenage girls, but . . . wait, no yeah that might be the limit.

Then again Ricky Gervais pulled off a good necrophilia joke on sesame street. So that gives me hope that the infantilized midget rape barrier will be cracked some day. But I don't think we have the technology yet.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Elmo-Interviews-Ricky-Gervais

True ^dat. Not that it'd make a big difference as far as talking over one another goes, but I guess I should have prefaced this by saying this was actually recorded for sound on Adam Carolla's podcast, so they were probably more focused on the audio rather than video.

And LMFAHS at your midget comment. So true, but aren't you glad at least that everyone else berated him for it? And, wtf, you get nauseated watching food get cooked? Then why would you attend a barbecue?!

Also, does the chef guy's voice remind anyone else of "psychic" James Van Praag's? Ugh.