The nanny gal is hot. Massive melons.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'watermelon, scooter, balance' to 'watermelon, scooter, balance, trafic, melon, head, city, transport' - edited by Eklek

*wheels

maybe he just has a fat head.. the melon sits comfortably atop it

Cool...That made me dizzay!

Totally add some more dynamic lighting/texturing and post again!

If anyone wants to play around with stuff sort of like this, but you dont know how to code, etc.... download a program called Alice.. its free from carnegie melon and can animate things while showing you a little about object oriented programming. Your imagination is pretty much the limit.

"Free scripting and prototyping environment program for 3D object behavior. Runs on Windows 95/98/NT."


Your demo ran ok after locking up for a quick second on starting up the exe as you stole all my databases j/k.

Here's my baby's specs fyi:

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System Information
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Time of this report: 6/30/2009, 23:40:23
Operating System: Windows Vista™ Home Premium (6.0, Build 6001) Service Pack 1 (6001.vistasp1_gdr.090302-1506)
Language: English (Regional Setting: English)
System Manufacturer: Gateway
System Model: P-7801u
BIOS: Ver 1.00PARTTBL
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU P8400 @ 2.26GHz (2 CPUs), ~2.3GHz
Memory: 4090MB RAM
Page File: 2338MB used, 6046MB available
Windows Dir: C:\Windows
DirectX Version: DirectX 10
DX Setup Parameters: Not found
DxDiag Version: 6.00.6001.18000 32bit Unicode

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Card name: NVIDIA GeForce 9800M GTS
Manufacturer: NVIDIA
Chip type: GeForce 9800M GTS
DAC type: Integrated RAMDAC
Device Key: Enum\PCI\VEN_10DE&DEV_062C&SUBSYS_0696107B&REV_A1
Display Memory: 2797 MB
Dedicated Memory: 1007 MB
Shared Memory: 1789 MB
Current Mode: 1280 x 768 (32 bit) (60Hz)

Got a sudden craving for bananas and cucumbers?

>> ^blankfist:
Why am I now hungry for melon and pie?

>> ^blankfist:
Why am I now hungry for melon and pie?


You're a fattie.

Why am I now hungry for melon and pie?

Damn, those are some supple melons.

>> ^Lithic:
So awesome, it's like they took all the funny characters from Madagascar and gave them their own show.
The fact that this has been on here for 1 day 7 hours and 16 minutes without being in the top 15 makes me want to take a melon baller to all you sorry sods.


It's alright. I thought the movies' were funnier after seeing the first three episodes.

So awesome, it's like they took all the funny characters from Madagascar and gave them their own show.

The fact that this has been on here for 1 day 7 hours and 16 minutes without being in the top 15 makes me want to take a melon baller to all you sorry sods.

She most certainly does not have to worry to about those supple melons!

I disagree in the sense that if the gross level of mis-representation and outright 'caracature' nature of the presentation of believers was duplicated in relationship to someone's race then it would definitely be classified as hate speech. For example, if every single black person on TV was grotesquely caracatured as a melon eating, fried chicken chomping, ebonic spouting gangsta-pimp then no-one would have any problem labeling the writers as a bunch of racists.

IMHO if you deliberately portray a huge group of people using only the worst possible negative stereotypes then that's hate speech. Hate speech folks. It's not just for racists anymore.

>> ^peggedbea:
>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.

its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon


Ew...ew...ew....ew...

That's like all my dad and step mom keep in their fridge

ew...ew...ew....ew...ew..

>> ^gwiz665:
Bookmarked for future reference.
The more you know.
>> ^peggedbea:
>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.

its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon
things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food





It's sad but true.. Beer is also bad for taste..

Bookmarked for future reference.

The more you know.

>> ^peggedbea:
>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.

its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon
things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food