In reply to this comment by laura:
I find it ironic that she thinks eating dog meat helps people sweat, since dogs don't even have the ability to sweat, hence the panting...

I think what she meant was that it gives people "heat". In Chinese food, every thing you eat has a purpose to balance the body. By example, eating red meat will give you "heat", whereas eating winter melon or water melon will give you "chill".

Dog meat is considered one of the "hottest" red meat available ("hotter" than lamb). Eating "hot" things are generally considered unhealthy during spring or summer periods unless you are located in a very humid area or if you balance them with "chill" food. However I heard some people eat them as some sort of aphrodisiac to increase their sexual potency.

Suggesting a black man can't sell water melons? The outrage!

> we like to get our melons in sweaters.

video explainer plz

What will they think of next?

Canadians may not know this, but here in America we like to get our melons in sweaters. We call them sweater melons.

As if there isn't enough brain damage in the world. The hug at the end is little consolation for the next segment of the show in which that poor dumb bastard needs to fuck the remaining melons.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'atheist, melon' to 'atheist watermelon mitchell and webb' - edited by EndAll

>> ^deathcow:
Notice the holes are pre-drilled. Do you think they pumped that melon full of something combustible?

Nah. That multi-strand AWG is still pretty hard to push through things, since it's not solid core, and if you were using solid core wire you might get a nasty effect from it too.

1) power is applied
2) something happens
3) melon explodes

>> ^Payback:
Probably something simple like flash-boiled the water in the melon. I doubt it could have created enough hydrogen and oxygen to explode that quickly.

What he said, decomposition wouldn't happen so instantly.

Probably something simple like flash-boiled the water in the melon. I doubt it could have created enough hydrogen and oxygen to explode that quickly.

>> ^Razor:
>> ^deathcow:
Notice the holes are pre-drilled. Do you think they pumped that melon full of something combustible? I guess they are pretty wet inside (I've never American Pie'd one or anything.)

I'd take the guess that such a large amount of direct current caused the water in the watermelon to decompose rapidly to hydrogen and oxygen. Both would expand rapidly, being partial cause to the explosion as pressure inside increased. Additionally, the combination of gases is highly combustible, and any spark generated between the electrodes would be enough to cause them to ignite, causing an additional pressure increase and explosion.


I think the electricity made it explode.

>> ^deathcow:
Notice the holes are pre-drilled. Do you think they pumped that melon full of something combustible? I guess they are pretty wet inside (I've never American Pie'd one or anything.)


I'd take the guess that such a large amount of direct current caused the water in the watermelon to decompose rapidly to hydrogen and oxygen. Both would expand rapidly, being partial cause to the explosion as pressure inside increased. Additionally, the combination of gases is highly combustible, and any spark generated between the electrodes would be enough to cause them to ignite, causing an additional pressure increase and explosion.

Notice the holes are pre-drilled. Do you think they pumped that melon full of something combustible? I guess they are pretty wet inside (I've never American Pie'd one or anything.)

>> ^budzos:
I found that adorable. Let the kid have some bacon. Don't be taking my bacon bitch!
(you have lovely pendulous melons)


Pendulous = low-hanging. I'd say their elevation is just right

I found that adorable. Let the kid have some bacon. Don't be taking my bacon bitch!

(you have lovely pendulous melons)