Nice melon!

Entire melon = 1/5 or less melon it looks like, but... um... still yum, but... wtf.

Nice melons

That is the worst CGI melon I've ever seen. And also the watermelon look stupid.

Thats what it looks like when I shoot a watermelon with a 50 cal. But you'd have to be stupid as $%^& to let someone shoot anything AT YOUR MELON.

There is no cloud of dust on the knoll because the shot that took out the water melon came from the grassy knoll behind him. The bullet you think hit the melon wasnt real so I guess it was kind of a "magic bullet."

I think that answers all possible questions.

The melon catapult still hurts me to the core.

good man. second I seen that thumbnail pic i knew it had already been posted. I know because I loved it. whoooo weiiiiiiiii thats gewd wata melon.

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>> ^marinara:

i tried posting this its sitting in my pqueue


The pq is my bane! I'll let this draw some votes and then dupeof... it's hilarious.

I'm a fan of Billy Holiday, so I'll say I would have also enjoyed the title "Strange Fruit"

I've had an exotic fruit that was green, slimy and seeded (like a cucumber) on the inside, but I can't remember what it's called. Anyone know? It's starting to bug me now...

EDIT: It's the Kiwano melon. And it's delicious, imo.

Why is it always a water balloon and never a water melon?

Flower motifs are common, but there are a lot of other possibilities.

Stay tuned for the sequel about melons - all melons, not just water melons.

I keed I keed, don't put a cap in my ass.

Thanks for reminding me of that ~
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I find it ironic that she thinks eating dog meat helps people sweat, since dogs don't even have the ability to sweat, hence the panting...

I think what she meant was that it gives people "heat". In Chinese food, every thing you eat has a purpose to balance the body. By example, eating red meat will give you "heat", whereas eating winter melon or water melon will give you "chill".

Dog meat is considered one of the "hottest" red meat available ("hotter" than lamb). Eating "hot" things are generally considered unhealthy during spring or summer periods unless you are located in a very humid area or if you balance them with "chill" food. However I heard some people eat them as some sort of aphrodisiac to increase their sexual potency.

Hehe I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. I heard horror stories about some nasty malpractice. Stuffs like putting washing powder into batter so they look more puffy when fried. Or use petroleum asphalt to burn away hair off meat.

For a period of time, no one dare to eat lamb skewers in Beijing because it's rumored that rotten or rat meat were being served.

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Really? I wonder where cardboard falls on that scale. Warm?

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In reply to this comment by laura:
I find it ironic that she thinks eating dog meat helps people sweat, since dogs don't even have the ability to sweat, hence the panting...

I think what she meant was that it gives people "heat". In Chinese food, every thing you eat has a purpose to balance the body. By example, eating red meat will give you "heat", whereas eating winter melon or water melon will give you "chill".

Dog meat is considered one of the "hottest" red meat available ("hotter" than lamb). Eating "hot" things are generally considered unhealthy during spring or summer periods unless you are located in a very humid area or if you balance them with "chill" food. However I heard some people eat them as some sort of aphrodisiac to increase their sexual potency.

Really? I wonder where cardboard falls on that scale. Warm?

In reply to this comment by steroidg:
In reply to this comment by laura:
I find it ironic that she thinks eating dog meat helps people sweat, since dogs don't even have the ability to sweat, hence the panting...

I think what she meant was that it gives people "heat". In Chinese food, every thing you eat has a purpose to balance the body. By example, eating red meat will give you "heat", whereas eating winter melon or water melon will give you "chill".

Dog meat is considered one of the "hottest" red meat available ("hotter" than lamb). Eating "hot" things are generally considered unhealthy during spring or summer periods unless you are located in a very humid area or if you balance them with "chill" food. However I heard some people eat them as some sort of aphrodisiac to increase their sexual potency.