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When you sign up to race, you have to take a medical exam, just to make sure that you've got sufficiently solid iron balls...

(PS. Also, Isle of Man isn't Irish, they're different countries. >.<)

That's the thing about many republican views. They take an ideal, utopian world view....and work backwards.

"In a perfect world, there is no rape or incest and health care is perfect, thus there would be no need for abortion, therefore we should ban abortion."

That's nice and all, but it just isn't that simple. Yeah, if we lived in a perfect world where every single citizen was financially and emotionally secure and nothing ever bad happened and no one ever accidentally got pregnant, sure I would oppose abortion.

We don't live in that world, we won't ever live in that world in our lifetimes, so why would you propose a law that only applies in a perfect world?

A baby is not the equivalent of getting a pet for your kid to teach them responsibility. why would you needlessly punish the baby by forcing it to be raised by parents who are incapable of adequately raising it? You're trying to correct a mistake by forcing people to make another mistake. Some people should just never be parents, ever. Even if they were financially able to take care of a kid.

To use an analogy that even a republican should understand. An abortion is like a gun, you hope to hell you never need to use it, but you're going to be glad you're able to use it if you need it.

Samantha Bee demonstrated the republican hypocrisy perfectly. It's ok for THEM to make a choice, but it's not ok for YOU to make a choice.

Whenever you masturbate (oh wait, republicans never masturbate) Even when you're having legitimate baby-making sex. The male ejaculates millions of sperm. Each one of those sperm is a potential life. Yet only one of those sperm will make it, and the rest will die. Republicans don't seem to care about those millions of potential lives being snuffed out. And with the woman, every time a woman has her cycle, that's another potential life snuffed out.

Standard selective logic. We care about those lives, but not THOSE lives. Even when someone chooses to have the kid, Republicans seem to stop giving a shit since they propose cutting support for pregnant mothers and medical exams. Adequate education for those potential lives?..yeah fuck that. More hypocrisy we've come to expect from the right.

>> ^ReverendTed:

As much as it pains me to say it, I agree with bobknight33 here.
I believe a woman has the right to choose what to do with her body. I also believe we should be responsible for the consequences of our choices. I believe a woman has the right to decide whether to have sex. (So, yes, I do believe in exceptions for cases of rape, incest, and threat-to-life.)
Seeing how quickly a fertilized egg develops into a fetus is striking (there can be a detectable heartbeat at 5 1/2 weeks), and that's where I get my opposition to elective abortion. I cannot accept that this is merely some part of "a woman's body" to be excised and discarded when it is so clearly a developing human.
I sincerely believe that we will one day look back on our tolerance for elective abortion with the same reprehension as we currently hold for slavery, ritual sacrifice or witch trials.
I know how difficult it is to have a rational discussion about abortion, but I find it hard not to say something. I try to keep an open mind and view issues from others' positions, but I can only really see this particular argument coming down to a discussion of when "life" begins; where does it go from being "termination of pregnancy" to "termination of a human life"? At conception? Birth? Or somewhere in between? Obviously, it's murder to kill a newborn, and it seems like there's a general consensus that it would be unethical to terminate a late pregnancy, but how far back does that reasoning go? And if we don't know when human life begins, it seems rational to err on the side of caution.

Who was your favourite, Michael McIntyre?

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Confession 1: I didn't know which one was Frankie Boyle, so I decided to guess based on which one "dropped the best lines".

Confession 2: Upon googling, I determined I was wrong.

Still, funny stuff

>> ^brycewi19:
Run away! They're showing a medical exam on tv. We can't handle the bare chest of a woman in America! Even for medical purposes! Run away!


Which is exactly why I'm downvoting this vid.

Run away! They're showing a medical exam on tv. We can't handle the bare chest of a woman in America! Even for medical purposes! Run away!

Look at the big strong State locking up those evil parents for doing what every parent does. And how wonderful of the CPS bureaucracy to even give the little girls a medical exam to ensure no sexual abuse... that means doctors had to touch their daughters' vaginas, people.

These parents could've lost their kids. It's atrocious.

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You forgot the "sissified" health care, where the average American isn't dying from a completely preventable infection or disease, but didn't catch it in the completely routine medical exam because they couldn't afford to go to.

No worries, the greatest, most advanced health care system in the world will soon be providing post-office quality, rationed care, if the Obamunists get their way.

You forgot the "sissified" America thats leaving a healthy environment for the next generation.

There are so many politicized, manufactured environmental crises by the greenvangelicals who can kep track anymore?

You conservatives are fond of pointing out how Obama is morgaging your children's future, but if you had your way, your children would have no planet to live on.

And yet it's countries with free minds and markets that have the cleanest environments.


All I ask of the socialists is

a) to acknowledge their way isn't the American way and never was until now

b) have the balls to document the disastrous results of letting Big Government ru(i)n your lives.

>> ^quantumushroom:
John McCain was the only chance the Republicans had and only because he is relatively moderate.
He lost because he was a moderate. Real conservatives always win elections. Most of the time.
QM you really need to look at an approval rating every now and then.
That was the problem. Republicans looking at the polls like some Clinton instead of leading and having principles.
We tried that America, all it lead to was the loss of liberties and rampant greed from corporate America.
Ah ha ha. The gigantic government the left so desperately craves is here. So far it's only made things worse.
Sorry, younger people, You've been lied to from Day One, raised in sissyfying government schools. Robbed of history and heritage, your future is a diaper and a car seat and whatever aid the government decides to give you after taking over half of your money.
Less money in your pocket, less freedom, less rights, less everything. A once-great giant, now sissified and bowing to little tyrants. That's the left's America, what will be left of it.


You forgot the "sissified" health care, where the average American isn't dying from a completely preventable infection or disease, but didn't catch it in the completely routine medical exam because they couldn't afford to go to. You forgot the "sissified" America thats leaving a healthy environment for the next generation.

You conservatives are fond of pointing out how Obama is morgaging your children's future, but if you had your way, your children would have no planet to live on.

You are a hypocrite in the truest form.

This is argument by question, and being that no real reason to answer it. People tend to care less about what happens to others,

Relativism is the idea that some elements or aspects of experience or culture are relative to, i.e., dependent on, other elements or aspects.

Common statements that might be considered relativistic include

http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/skeptic/arguments.html#question

just curious, whats stopping the "women against violence" charity from donating money to cover the cost of local rape kits? or a judge from sentencing every convicted rapist (among other consequences) to cover the cost of 25 rape kits?
i've read two books by ayn rand--one at 138 pages, and one at 224 pages. i guess thats a lot if you're someone who doesn't read any books?


The contents of a rape kit:
A sexual assault evidence collection kit contains commonly available examination tools such as:

* Detailed instructions for the examiner
* Forms for documentation
* Tube for blood sample
* Urine sample container
* Paper bags for clothing collection
* Large sheet of paper for patient to undress over
* Cotton swabs for biological evidence collection
* Sterile water
* Sterile saline
* Glass slides
* Unwaxed dental floss
* Wooden stick for fingernail scrapings
* Envelopes or boxes for individual evidence samples
* Labels

Other items needed for a forensic/medical exam and treatment that may not be included in the rape kit are:

* Woods lamp
* Toluidine blue dye
* Drying rack for wet swabs and/or clothing
* Patient gown, cover sheet, blanket, pillow
* Needles/syringes for blood drawing
* Speculums
* Post-It Notes used to collect trace evidence
* Camera (35 mm, digital, or Polaroid), film, batteries
* Medscope and/or colcoscope
* Microscope
* Surgilube
* Acetic acid diluted spray
* Medications
* Clean clothing and shower/hygiene items for the victim's use after the exam
Thanks to wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_kit

That wouldn't work anyway. Canadian immigration requires you to go through a medical exam before they'll give you residence status (even if you are married to a Canadian). Terminal cancer would definitely rule someone out.... Really sad, I agree...