Advertisers didn't put this on our screens? Who did then? The Keebler Elves? The Commercial Fairy? Aliens?
No, advertisers made it, for Dodge (yes I know Dodge is owned by Fiat, but that doesn't get them off the hook imho) and they then ran it by the estate of Martin Luther King Jr, who actually signed off on this.
The King family is however not pleased by this, which confuses me to no end as it sounds like the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is up to.

I long to see a majority of the Trump administration gettin' poked in the pokey ... particularly this smarmy keebler elf troll. Certainly not out of the realm of possibility.

*NSFW because of the Keebler Fucking Elves @ 7:30

It's COMMUNIST KEEBLER ELF: THE MOTION PICTURE!

Oh how I love to guffaw like a lost maniac to someone who looks and sounds like a gigantic metrosexual Keebler elf. At least the luggage bit was seriously interesting material! I don't think airplane related humor has ever really been done before. Lots of golden humor juice left in that untapped well.

Uh yeah. And I'm supposed to take seriously the CHILDREN that call everyone that disagrees with them racists, homophobes, warmongers, greedy, etc. How is someone racist for wanting lower taxes? I'm still trying to figure that one out...

Discounting the glass jaw and virgin ears, it would be less insulting if the left didn't pretend to embrace "tolerance" and "all points of view" while being so insolently insular.

I try to limit name-calling to big name doofs, not fellow sifters. If it makes you feel better, Alohabamarx, Cankles, Slick Willie, Je$$e Jack$on and Kucinich the communist Keebler Elf will never read these posts.



>> ^probie:

QM, with all the name-calling, you really are a nine year old when it comes to voicing your opinion. Which is why yours will never count.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?
Midget, please.


Because in a democracy you don't fuck with the people...and the people protested and show'd big time what's going on. The people in Wisconsin stepped the fuck up...we have to thank them and take it as a great sign that America ain't dead yet.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?
Midget, please.


yo QM,
check your fly..
your ignorance is showing again.
zip that shit up..kids are watching.

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?

Midget, please.

Where did they rent a 20-inch tall podium? I hope the Keebler Elf of communism(tm) runs.

The only outrage is here is that a traitor continues to live. Also that the Keebler Elf of Communism snagged a hot wife.

Because providing for a common defense is written into the Constitution, while taking care of citizens' every need (and want) is not.

When taxocrat FDR decided to rewrite the Constitution in the 1940s to falsely imply government may spend on anything it wanted with no restrictions, he brokered a deal with the devil. That bureaucrat-run devil appeared to bail everyone out then (altho it's more and more evident that "government help" prolonged the Depression) just as the mafia appears to provide "protection" for those it bleeds.

The devil has been running wylde for 60 years now, and the huge, tyrannical government the South feared during Civil War days is now a dangerous reality. For every liberal pissed about spending on missiles and bombs, there's a conservative pissed at 9 billion lost PER YEAR on Medicare fraud.

Put another way, a government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have, and will do so sooner than later.

A question for the Keebler Elf of Communism: if government does things more cheaply and efficiently than private enterprise, why stop with just taking over health care? Just take over everything like the soviets did. Oh, wait...

Now hating on me for revealing to you these grim truths, that the Wizard of Oz is really just a bumbling but well-meaning fool behind a curtain, is a waste of time. You don't have to believe as I do, but until you stop believing government is the Savior and start understanding job creation and defending liberty lies in those grasping things at the ends of your arms, you are screwed. WE are screwed. I raise my beer to you...

We're just as bad as he is.

Maybe as a joke, but you're dog-paddling in Noam Chomsky/Ollie Stone/Keebler Kucinich waters with that one.

Ron Paul is a wonderful, peace-loving man but our enemies ain't. And so we have a military and always will.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Saddam helped (killed) 600,000 of his own people, so what's your point?

The do-nothing Keebler Elf of Communism can boast of his "caring nature" all the time since even under socialized medicine HE won't ever be standing in line for 4 hours for DMV-quality health care with the taxpaying serfs and parasitic illegals.

Where does the "rights" gravy train end? Is it also the government's duty to provide a free car, college education and house?

Another powerwhine from the Keebler Elf of Kommunism.

The American left hates the free, self-sufficient country of Israel in favor of ragtag Arabs posing as a distinct people, who have contributed nothing but misery to themselves and the world.

The American left hates free, self-sufficient Americans in favor of ignorant drones who demand big government change their diapers.

A pattern?