and now we dance like warriors on the victory trail
only triumph in a moment of glory
crack your head open and sue somebody
come on and do push ups just like Jack Palance
and now we dance

Best retort line has to be from Jack Palance:


I crap bigger'n you.

Jack Palance: "BLEVE IT...OR NOT."

>> ^probie:

First thing they teach you in haz-mat first responders courses is if you ever see a tanker on fire, RUN. And keep running. You may be out of range of the BLEVE but the shrapnel can kill you too.

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narrator was jack palance.