>> ^Payback:
You forgot the "wookie nipple pinchay" part.


Well, you never know who on the Internet is going to geek out on you, so I went with literal translations: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Huttese

Star Wars nerds are getting as bad as Trekkies nowadays. (And yes, it is Trekkie....you know, like "groupie" and "crazy")

Let's give it a try. Then we can change the name to VideoPQ, it's catchy and will look exceptional embroided on a baseball cap or hoodie.

Out of 412 sifted videos, 202 of them are under 15 votes. Plus, 200 pq videos already. Do the math. I just don't have that many groupies yet.

My pockets stay fat and they always like that
Not only in pocket but in my bank there's stacks and stacks of dough
Cause I move slow I get my cash flow and then I go
And brother's don't know I'm on the down low
Some get mad cause they can't understand
That I'm 23 years old I'm in command
I'm down with DITC, that's "Diggin' in the Crates"
And my partner A.G., we always keep crazy papes
I'm staying fat, cause what comes around goes around
I always help out and help a brother when he's down
And out like a boyscout, brothers always shout
"Good lookin out Show" Yeah, without a doubt
But don't try and take advantage
I'll just leave you alone instead of putting that ass in bandages
Signing off is Show B-I-Z
And next up is A.G., he likes his pockets F-A-T

Check it out yo, A.G. is living fat
In the mental, in other words can I get a soul clap?
Diggin' in the crates for something smooth
Showbiz & A.G., yo money, we make the party groove
And I'm a top-notch competitor
Carrying dough like a treasurer
Getting pussy, oh that's regular
But the sex I never take
Cause if that bitch screams rape, like Mike Tyson, I'm upstate
And you know that's a fact, black
So if she says no, that means no, and that's that
No matter how cute or how desperate
(Ayo she gotta get the boot) Yeah, she gotta see the exit
But I'm not mad I didn't hit it
I just dial seven digits and some skins that's with it
Bones in the closet, that's my logic
You gotta be smart and keep a downlow in the projects
Watch your step and take it easy
Or act like Stevie Wonder becasue you know you can't see me
Don't sniff no coke, but I might drink a brew
Or maybe two (Andre the Giant, not you)
Yeah, wrecking MC's with just my demo
And pulling all the cuties with no problemo
That's right, because I'm a gamer
Your girl let you for me, A.G., I don't blame her
Step back, get your sticks and your bats
Know you step up because my pockets are fat

It's time to take the brothers from the corner
Clean up they act, and give them a chance to do what the wanna
I'm not trying to be a bum with a 40
That's not my style, I gotta work hard like Naughty
By Nature, you should understand
To get yours in this land, you gotta work for yours, black man
You think it's easy because I rap?
So don't ask me for a dollar motherfucker, you ain't handicapped
And if you was, you'd still have the chance
Look how I flip "ain't this a bitch" now I'm making you dance
Yeah it's Show B-I-Z from your neighbor H-double-O-D, I R-A-P
Cause I wanna stay fat
To keep clothes on my back and you know I never slack
For all the bums that said I forgot where I came from
Eating crumbs on the corner in the slums
I'm hungry enough to grow fangs
Here's a dollar, go to the store, but give me back my fucking change
I'm not trying to spend on so-called friends
Not even with skins, put that bullshit to an end
So fuck the groupies on tour
I'm trying to make a million dollars, some shit I never saw before
So save that bullshit for later
So when I'm large, hoes give me head on an escalator
Yeah, I like to flow, I'm Show B-I-Z
A.K.A. Mr. F-A-T

I bet he doesn't have any groupies.

Awww... you banned my sift groupie.

I'm too much of an anal-retentive purist to post that. Maybe if they had a huge groupie llama or something. Mmm, huge groupie llama, dancing seductively.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Rrama Llama Dding Ddong?

I'd like to just play this on my 'hi-fi' at home for a friend to listen to, be totally into it and ask them if they recognise it, maybe try to name the band.



The song really doesn't sound like it's from an awkwardly social middle-aged man trying to recapture his edge after a generation of being compromised from his now-divorced wife who compromised him of his dreams only to leave for someone else with more edge and have them leave her, not able to get back to Gormley who's fully set on his weekend-music career showcasing his once/every 4-months songs with music videos created by an equally awkward-but-in-different-ways musical-success-rejected media groupie overwhelmed with guilt for having bullied poor Gormley by taunting his musical style and introvertedness eventually causing his established need to seek out a life partner who gave him a modicum of attention secluding them to a promised life of affection and support only to have that crushing around them after a faithful night out exposed to a whirlwind of emotions overcome by life-time denied excitement at a hard-rock show for her college friend's stagette party.

It doesn't.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'metal, not quite, groupie' to 'metal, not quite, groupie, extreme, more than words, steel panther' - edited by dystopianfuturetoday

PWNED!

>> ^rottenseed:
great, now I have somebody to upvote my comments a gain. Welcome back rottenseed groupie.

great, now I have somebody to upvote my comments a gain. Welcome back rottenseed groupie.

Did you just call me a Self-Watchdog-Groupie-Nancy, motherfucker? Cause if you did ...
Mr. Fisk is too bold to be held by these constraining shackles ...
Actually, I'm a Dragon/Leo.

>> ^Offsajdh:
>> ^BillOreilly:
...noone wants to buy a 4 year old game with horrible graphics and a monthly fee...

Apparently over 11 million people pay that monthly fee, and the latest expansion sold (a record breaking) 2.8 million copies during the first 24 hours of launch. Love it or hate it, doesnt really matter, World of Warcraft will still go down as the defining game of this generation.


And yet it's such a shame to better games that it was just a fluke of circumstance, imo. It was made to be very accessible with scatter gun tactics.. attract as many mmo fans as you can by putting as many elements of mmo games as possible into it, whether it worked correctly or not.

Though i hate to do it, i have to admit lich king was excellently done, at least from a solo-questing/storyline standpoint. I got some of the best storylines and emotional feeling from it since baldur's gate and that's saying a lot. However if we forget lich king for a minute and pretend it isn't out yet, 50% of the wow community would probably tell you that the game isn't particularly good, enjoyable, well done, and 75% would almost certainly tell you that blizzard treat the community like groupies to be shat on at will and they feel that they're cheated with the price they pay against the service they recieve. Still pay it though.

I think most of the popularity of the game came about because it was released at the right time. A time which will never happen again. The internet became huge. People will tell you the internet became huge before that, but it didn't become REALLY huge. 5-10 years before that a lot of people had the internet but if you played games on it as a schoolkid, at school you were still a nerd. Nowadays even the cool people at school do it. (god that sounds crap, but it's the best way to get my point across)

I'll tell you i thought everquest was the be-all and end-all of mmo's - but perhaps it's because i was really young when i played it and i was more susceptible to mystery and fantasy.

To summarize, i'm amazed the game became as big as it did, because it really isn't good enough, isn't maintained well enough, etc. etc. I'm sure someone will argue this point with me, but they won't be able to argue that half the people playing it think all this, and that's really the point - half the people playing it (11 million? at £9.99/$xx.xx per month) don't think it's good enough. (again, all pre-expansion, it's too early to speak averages otherwise)

And furthermore obviously i haven't spoken to 5.5 million wow players, i've spoken to/heard from thousands and thousands whilst playing and at least half were of this opinion.

Nerdspeech over.

^ Actually, I was more trying to insinuate you were a pedophile, goatfucker, locomotophile (train fucker), and vet groupie. Tongue in cheek, of course.

I think you're a leftie as far as what issues you care about solving, you just believe this conservative nonsense that there's something innately wrong with government trying to solve problems.

To be a neocon would be to think that the biggest problems with America are terrorism, illegal immigration, the corporate and capital gains tax rate, and bans on drilling for oil (in that order).

To be a progressive the biggest problems are the job market, wages, our belligerent foreign policy, violation of civil & human rights, healthcare, environment, education, and social security.

I think your list of "problems to solve" is a lot closer to the progressive list, even if you don't like the fixes the progressives are proposing.

I like his enthusiasm. I bet he air-fucked an air-groupie after he finished.

I'm.. The irritating, often incoherent groupie with nothing important to say ever! I guess.