One big room full of bad bitches

And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
The basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't even bother
I put that on my partner, I put that on my family
Oakland city representer, address me as your majesty
Yeah you can kiss the ring, but you can never touch the crown
I smoke a million Swisher bluntsand I ain't never coming down
Bitch you ain't no Barbie I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, super-sized Hurry up I'm starving
Gnarly, radical, on the block I'm magical
See me at your college campus baggie full of Adderalls
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a boost
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop
I'm in the coupe cruising, I got the stolen plates
Serving all the fiends over there by the Golden Gate
Bridge, I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer
I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure


And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
I'm lookin like Madonna but I'm flossing like Ivana
Trump, you know I keep that work in my trunk
Got my hand on the pump if you wanna press your luck
I'm yelling "Free V-Nasty" 'til my throat is raspy
Young, rich and flashy I be where the cash be
You can't find that? I think you need a Google Map
My pearl-handled kitty-cat will leave and press your noodle back
Now Google that groupies follow me like Twitter
I'm rolling up my catnip and shitting in your litter
Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain't never met her
The editor, director plus I'm my own boss
So posh, nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means nobody getting over me
I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries

And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

Oh, all you basic ass hoes out there
Man I got rooms full of bad bitches
They don't need Gucci, they don't need Louis
We swagging, ehh, meow

I wish she was my band's groupie...

Remarkably large nose she has.

She's the groupie from Flight of the Conchords ya? She was fun on that great show. What a great show that was lol. I really enjoyed the manager guy, forget his name.

Yes, he was great. But, do you really think that was unscripted improv? Why does Jack just happen to have a stick?
I was at an improv theater last weekend, I witnessed the performers regurgitating rehearsed schtick to the beat of topics thrown out by audience plants or groupies saying the right words to trigger the obvious and easy jokes, and the props around the stage looked like they had been there for years, the performers searched for them.
It was a lot of fun, but it wasnt improvised.

Hah, a nerd with groupies.

We've come a long way, baby!

@Gallowflak, the necessary sources were posted above by Dag. That Gawker article links to other articles, and we can see all their articles on Assange here: http://gawker.com/search/assange/

For example:

But if Mr. Assange is sustained by his sense of mission, faith is fading among his fellow conspirators. His mood was caught vividly in an exchange on Sept. 20 with another senior WikiLeaks figure. In an encrypted online chat, a transcript of which was passed to The Times, Mr. Assange was dismissive of his colleagues. He described them as “a confederacy of fools,” and asked his interlocutor, “Am I dealing with a complete retard?”

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/24/world/24assange.html?hp

And:

Sorry, Julian, but you were the one who spun your botched tryst with a couple Swedish groupies into a devious Pentagon "smear campaign." Until they produce their spy IDs or the case is closed, you're going to have to live with questions about it.

http://gawker.com/5671626/wikileaks-founder-will-walk-out-of-your-interview-if-asked-about-his-rape-case

In other words, when Assange falsely claimed the accusations were due to his professional work (i.e. the accusations originated from the Pentagon), they became a professional issue worthy of scrutiny by the press. On the other hand, if he were to admit he lied, perhaps that issue would become less worthy of scrutiny.

It doesn't seem reasonable to judge Assange as being above scrutiny without first reading the backstory. Thankfully, the journalist in this video was trying to do her job.

Adrian Chen, is that you?
>> ^chilaxe:

@Asmo, @Gallowflak
1. Why lead on the groupies we fuck to believe we care about them, and then knowingly lie that their accusations originated from the Pentagon?
2. As the head of an organization, isn't there some responsibility to not be an asshole to our subordinates, even if they're powerless to do anything about it except quit our organization?

The idea that journalists shouldn't keep people honest if we happen to like the person seems to go against the idea of a free press.

@Asmo, @Gallowflak

1. Why lead on the groupies we fuck to believe we care about them, and then knowingly lie that their accusations originated from the Pentagon?

2. As the head of an organization, isn't there some responsibility to not be an asshole to our subordinates, even if they're powerless to do anything about it except quit our organization?


The idea that journalists shouldn't keep people honest if we happen to like the person seems to go against the idea of a free press.

Cause you know those voice acting groupies.. Fit hips & lips. Flockin' in droves.
>> ^Yogi:

>>
Bet it's not weird sleeping with all of them.

As an observer to the American state, living for most of my life in England and for the last several years in Australia, I am deeply confused about the sort of mass hysteria that seems to be endemic to the conservative collective.

Australian politics confuse the hell out of me, but England certainly has conservatives and politicians on the right - some sensible and others depraved - but the United Kingdom Independence Party and the British National Party are on the Goddamned fringe. BNP are oftentimes called fascists, UKIP are singled out for their purely nationalistic desire for European secession.

In the recent elections, the mid-right Conservative party formed a coalition with the leftist Liberal Democrats, with a good deal of compromise in both parties' manifestos and policies.

From what I've seen, this could never happen in modern America; genuine co-operation between differing parties, combining their efforts for the good of the nation. The "tea party" movement is an example of an American-conservative lunacy that has somehow spread itself through the country like a Goddamned plague. Why the vitriol? Why the pointless rage? Why the lies and deception, and why is it necessary for Republicans to act like the little bitch party? Here's a bill! Oh, the democrats like it? Fuck that bill! Democrats hate America!

Surely everyone who regards themself as a nationalist, as these people obviously do, should commit themselves to the benefit of the nation, not the inconvenience and demonization of the "other side".

Glenn Beck, among others, invokes Godwin's Law at every opportunity, drawing direct and deliberate comparisons between Obama and Hitler, the ruling administration and Nazi Germany, and then continue to accuse the government of propagandism, fascism and socialism.

The only faction I can see Goebbels patting on the back is Fox News and the Republican right. Facts and reality do not conform to your notion of what the world should be, regardless of how hard you try to warp the truth. Fuck Iran and fuck North Korea, the Republicans are the ones I'm REALLY scared of having nukes.

Seriously though, if I'm allowed one more paragraph, could someone explain why the conservatives and their groupies are so oftentimes retarded? Did the Civil War never end, with a psychological/social continuation of that greatest of rifts creeping its way into the modern day? Why are Liberals bad, why is the truth never enough, and exactly why are they so fanatical that America is the greatest country in the world?

Siftbot said it was ok, that his rust wouldnt hurt me and it did exfoliate me.
So I had good reason for all those tears.


>> ^thinker247:
I see. This is the part of the post roast where the roastee tries to find some dirty groupie to go home with him? I don't know who to feel worse for, Siftbot for needing a wetnap after you ejaculate in his screen, or Siftbot for hearing you cry for 45 minutes after you're done.
For your masturbatory desires:
http://www.sifterparts.com/
>> ^NeuralNoise:
I want the powerpoint.
Siftie won´t respect me, or even hear my pleads, until I´m gold again and shed this silvery crud.

I see. This is the part of the post roast where the roastee tries to find some dirty groupie to go home with him? I don't know who to feel worse for, Siftbot for needing a wetnap after you ejaculate in his screen, or Siftbot for hearing you cry for 45 minutes after you're done.

For your masturbatory desires:
http://www.sifterparts.com/

>> ^NeuralNoise:
I want the powerpoint.
Siftie won´t respect me, or even hear my pleads, until I´m gold again and shed this silvery crud.

Do they share groupie?

Yeah, my mom is a Glenn Beck groupie, too. It is infuriating to get his books for Christmas, let me tell you. I read one, though, to better understand, and I discovered that Beck is a anti-logical, mediocre comedian. His book was laid out like a kid's book; the only thing missing was pop-ups. Seriously, we're talking about 3-4 paragraphs a page, lots of pictures, jokes and graphs, and a universal aversion to science and/or logic.
So, here's what I did to counteract some of his batshit, paranoid, psychological political scalawagging. I turned my mom onto a recent Larry Flynt article:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-flynt/common-sense-2009_b_264706.html

I'm funny like that.

^ meet my groupie.