So, there I was, innocently stuffing my fat face with McDonalds when he goes and says "I'd tap that blue business". Chewed up french fries on the monitor. Awesome.

I know that In-N-Out use to put Bible verses on the bottom side of their cups and french fry containers. They still may, I haven't been to In-N-Out in awhile.

1,2,1,2,3,4
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!

(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I was testing you - and you passed,
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,
Be required to fart on a regular basis,
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,
Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive you're coming with me.

In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.

I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,
Why does everything I whip leave me?
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,
Fava beans and a nice Chianti,
You can count on Slippery Pete,
Suicide will be nice and neat!
I didn't build the Panama canal,
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,

These aren't the droids you're looking for,
These aren't the droids we're looking for,
I am not a number I am a free man!
Rosebud.
To The Idiotmobile!
Right away Michael,
I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
You don't understand I coulda had class,
Round and tasty on a bun,
Ooh Zippy look what you've done!
Finally! Cast off those lines!
No, I've been nervous lots of times,
Red Rum! What's the matter honey?
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!

We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,
Writing checks your body can't cash,
I was elected to lead, not read,
I feel the need - the need for speed,
Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,
HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,
My god it's full of stars,
There was no driver in the car..

In the car (repeat)

Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!

There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!
#The Simpsons
#Run With Us!
Ugh - you must be shrooming,
Wait for me Moomin!
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,
I want to go to there.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,
Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,
I don't give a shit, close enough,
Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,
Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,
What'd she say? I think she bought it,
Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!
C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?
Number 5 is alive!
It's only a laugh, no harm done,
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,
It's 2 degrees cooler,
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,
Six words in the whole song.

We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
You are number 6 5 4 3 2
I am not a number, I am a free man

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Give me my 20,000 in cash,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think you woke up the dead with that blast
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think fast, I talk fast,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Lois, this is not my Batman glass,

[raises hand, excited]

Oh! OOOh! I want to be raped, too!

Mmmm. Chips. You know, in the States a fish n' chips order typically results in greasy, breaded fish (typically not cod) and fucking french fries! French fries?! The gastropub down the street from me is owned by an Irish bloke, and he makes authentic fish n' chips with the thin chips (not too thin) blanched and cooked in malt vinegar. Delicious.

>> ^Jaace:
>> ^alizarin:
"Calfornia Blend" is a very common type of mix, not a place of origin. It's like saying you can't have French Fries from China.
That stinks that the USDA allows their label without any real backing though.

While I understand your meaning...that's a bad analogy because "french" is the way the fries are prepared...not the country of origin ;-).

argument fail

You just said exactly what he said, but managed to say he was wrong at the same time...

>> ^Jaace:
>> ^alizarin:
"Calfornia Blend" is a very common type of mix, not a place of origin. It's like saying you can't have French Fries from China.
That stinks that the USDA allows their label without any real backing though.

While I understand your meaning...that's a bad analogy because "french" is the way the fries are prepared...not the country of origin ;-).

>> ^alizarin:
"Calfornia Blend" is a very common type of mix, not a place of origin. It's like saying you can't have French Fries from China.
That stinks that the USDA allows their label without any real backing though.


While I understand your meaning...that's a bad analogy because "french" is the way the fries are prepared...not the country of origin ;-).

"Calfornia Blend" is a very common type of mix, not a place of origin. It's like saying you can't have French Fries from China.

That stinks that the USDA allows their label without any real backing though.

It is easy, it's simply not a quick fix. Make fast food as expensive as it is in Japan for starters. A two-piece Kentucky Fried Heart valve with Coca-Colonoscopy and french-fried artery is about $40 U.S. You don't see the Japanese eating that scat as staple.

Eliminate wage slavery and the dollar, for that matter. Your arguments lie fallow. Beans and rice are still dirt cheap. Grow spinach. Leave the city. Isn't one's health more important than a 401K and a cable bill?

Insurance is for idiots who are specialized, without basic survival skills, and educated improperly concerning the world they inhabit. Learn some new rules for living; start by plugging back into instinct.

As far as medical procedures and the cost of the same?-Kill your nearest congressman or representative, and use their blood for fertilizer for your food crops, and eat sprouted seed till the harvest comes.

Get real folks-the power has always been in our hands to make change. America simply gives it to tainted robots to do as they see fit.

Change won't come without a realistic battle for what is right from a common-sense approach. To hell with politics. Join the ranks of beings who use reason or instinct rather than illusory constructs designed to enslave.

Government can't breastfeed an infant, but it can suggest a formula manufactured by Enfamil, or give you a free abortion.

You are not wrong user above, there are many things worse than the illusion the people of the world consider to be a "natural" progression of societies. The world is a simple place without the abuse of the few over the many.

I concur.

And having tasted french fries with cucumber mayonnaise I wouldn't eat them with anything else, if the damn stuff didn't cost so much.

Maybe frying something is a great way to 'mummify' stuff. Maybe a normal french fry or burger also looks like this after the same time? I'd like to see a comparison before I point the finger at McDonalds.

Also, it staying well in air for a long time, says absolutely nothing about what happens with it in the body. High calories? Yes. Filled with deadly chemical preservatives? I don't think so.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
I hear they had guns at the revolution. Some were even armed in the presence of the (what would soon be) president gasp . Wake me up when some real news is on, I got some zombie hordes to decimate. You will wish you had guns when the undead try and eat your man flesh. Freedoms don't have to be rational. If I want to have a gun to feel safer even though it most likely doesn't then I should. If I want a gun just because I like the idea of having something powerful, then I should. Hundreds of thousands of guns sit in dust filled attics and closets not harming anyone. And when you say "when you have a civil society that enjoys its freedoms", it is in violation of that essence that you would seek the remove that right. Once again, freedoms don't have to exist in rational form. I like silly fart jokes and some of my friends like dipping french fries in soft serve ice cream (LUNACY I SAY!) But it isn't the freedom that needs renationalisation, and thus I think arguing from that perspective is moot. I don't say that to be a dick or contrary, I just think that misses the point. Liberty first, as Ben Franklin would say (that and electricity hurts!).


/agreed

On a side note BK fries dipped in a Wendy's chocolate frosty are awesome! It's like getting a bite of cone in every serving. :-)

I hear they had guns at the revolution. Some were even armed in the presence of the (what would soon be) president *gasp*. Wake me up when some real news is on, I got some zombie hordes to decimate. You will wish you had guns when the undead try and eat your man flesh. Freedoms don't have to be rational. If I want to have a gun to feel safer even though it most likely doesn't then I should. If I want a gun just because I like the idea of having something powerful, then I should. Hundreds of thousands of guns sit in dust filled attics and closets not harming anyone. And when you say "when you have a civil society that enjoys its freedoms", it is in violation of that essence that you would seek the remove that right. Once again, freedoms don't have to exist in rational form. I like silly fart jokes and some of my friends like dipping french fries in soft serve ice cream (LUNACY I SAY!) But it isn't the freedom that needs rationalization, and thus I think arguing from that perspective is moot. I don't say that to be a dick or contrary, I just think that misses the point. Liberty first, as Ben Franklin would say (that and electricity hurts!).

edit: typo

Whatever. I could take him.

This is obvious proof of how the US accels above all other western countries in the martial arts. We have thousands of 8 year old black belts all over the country. You can find them in practically any strip-mall. We have 8yo Ninja black belts, 8yo Kung Fu black belts, 8yo TKD black blets, 8yo Judo black belts... Why, you practically can't walk anywhere near a strip mall without stepping on an 8 year old black belt.

Makes me wonder why I've studied all these years to get my San Dan when I could have just gone to a strip mall when I was 8 and gotten a black belt with a side of french fries. And you know those kids are legit because by the time they're 18 they'll have promoted themselves to 10th Dan and started their own martial art form complete with shoulder patches with tigers on them.

Is this a mockery of Y2K, when Ronald McDonald "stole" the election for "Best French Fries" from the Burger King?