*nsfw eww!

Eww!

Ewww eww, get it off me.

Very awkward. I personally couldn't watch the whole thing, it also comes across as a viral to me, but I'll let somebody else call it as I'm not sure - though just read how pro-MS the youtube description is...

"The Blackeyed Peas compel the employees at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, California to break out in dance, let their hair down and have some fun. This is an amazing store, the employees seem really excited and engaged, almost happy to be at work. My favorite parts are when people walking in the mall come inside the store, join in the dancing and have some fun. The amazing thing is that people are in the store for hours, they love interacting with the software and learning about new technology."

eww.

Eww, console looooosers.

Eww...Vista.

I'm late but I am playing!

Favourites

1) Season--Fall
2) Place in the world--Museum of modern art where I could touch stuff, smoke, drink coffee and bring my kid
3) Children's book--the pokey little puppy
4) TV Series--six feet under
5) Word--douche
6) Film--this is a hard one.. maybe Reservoir Dogs? Boondock Saints?
7) Curse--Fuck!!
Creature--one that doesnt hurt/kill me
9) Past time--talking all night
10)Person--my kid

Which one?

11) Dog or cat--dog
12) Sweet or savoury--sweet
13) Cereal or Toast--cereal!!
14) Tan or pale--pale
15) Shoes or barefoot--barefoot
16) Desktop or laptop--laptop
17) Drive or walk--walk
18) Drama or comedy--comedy
19) Sex or food--sex sex sex
20) Futurama or Simpsons--simpsons

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission--http://www.videosift.com/video/Beulah-Don-t-Forget-to-Breathe#comment-845060
22) A great comment on one of your vids--Call me crazy, Inflatablevagina, but I think you have "Penis Envy!"
23) Most off the wall member--yoghurt.. i like almost everything he/she does and I have never spoken to them
24) Favourite user name--mine
25) Your most used channel--rocknroll
26) Personal dumbass moment--everyday... cant pin point to just one thing...
27) Best avatar--schmawy
28) Partner in crime--bea
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem--some of them.. mostly no.
30) Idea for the site--my idea is to give me gold so I can promote

About you

31) Where do you live-Texas
32) Smoker/non-smoker--sometimes smoker
33) Left or right handed--right
34) Hair colour--blonde
35) Relationship status--married
36) How tall-- 6 foot...seriously
37) Children--1
38) Ever had an operation--no
39) Best feature--my eyes
40) Use four words to describe yourself-- uncomplicated,sincere,loyal,charming

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead--Silvia Plath
42) Give 50 grand to any charity--something for mentally challenged kids
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon--i dont want to do that
44) Relive a moment in your life--when my kid was born
45) Have a superpower--see peoples insecurities and then fix them
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know--i dont know..
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to--being groped.
48) Be president for one hour-eww...no.fucking.way
49) Delete a period in history-nah it all makes this time what it is
50) Achieve one thing--raise a sane happy loving child

EWW GINGER!

hmmmm,
this can be reversed quite easily.
and if a women is so repugnant as to play on a man's insecurity,she has lost all rights to be treated as a respectable person.
so lets fuck with this type of girl shall we?
1.any woman so shallow as to indulge in this self-absorbed practice has most likely spent a very long time cultivating a alluring image.this hides the underlying insecurity and low self-esteem issues she has.she craves attention to validate that she is a desirable woman.this means you should flirt with her,but also with her friends,her family and everybody else(innocently of course,dont be mean).this will confound her sensibilities,and most likely turn the tables fairly quickly.if she is being stubborn,just ask her "hey,does your friend have a man"?..yeah..that usually does it,no girl of this caliber would ever hang out with a girl they thought prettier than they are,and you inquiring about that friend just put them into a full panic attack and competition with their friend.
end result:you get the nookie.
2.be real.
i cannot stress this enough,be who you are,not what you think might get you laid.women(and this means ALL women) have a built in bullshit detector,and they ALL talk.so do yourself a favor and be real.real responds to real,and bullshit takes maintenance,upholding an image can be a job in itself..so dont bother.
3.have fun.
yeah,you heard me..have fun!
stop obsessing about her being naked,sex,sex,sex.oh..and did i mention sex?
a woman knows in the first 5 seconds if you are gonna get any.why waste time worrying about it?
its not like she is gonna come out and tell you,and the more you sit there panting like a dog,the more she is convinced that you would blow balls as a lover.
so knock that shit off and HAVE FUN!
if a woman has fun with you,you make her laugh and are interesting.
buddy..your gettin laid.
but if your following her around like a sick emo puppy.well..you may get a pity lay..but thats just..eww../shivers.
4.three day rule.
yeah yeah..it seems tacky,and girls say WTF..but it works.
call too soon and they think they "have" you,by the second day you may have them thinking..but not much.
third day is the charm.
why?
because at the start they thought they had you,by day three they want to know WTF is going on?WHY havent you called them?they were so SURE they had you...
tables a turnin grasshopper.
why not 4 days you ask?
well...by day 4 they are now pissed,and in their minds you can go fuck your egotistical self.who do you think you are?not calling them..phhht../shows the hand.
5.its ok to be friends.
let me say that again.
ITS OK TO BE FRIENDS.
its a win-win really.
so nothing really came of what you started.thats cool...
if you real and upfront,you have nothing to be ashamed of.not every women is going to jump your bones,nor you theirs.
here is the really cool thing.
since you were real and upfront,there is no bullshit to master,you can be you.
that means you can be friends..yep..
she will view you as "emergency sex" and you have a pretty hot friend who is better than any of your buddies talking you up.
why?
how many time i have to tell you?
WOMEN TALK!!!
this failed relationship/lover turned friend will introduce you to more women than any family reunion ever will!
*warning* this can backfire sometimes when the woman has developed "feelings" unbeknownst to you.nothing more uncomfortable than having your "best friend" break down in a drunken crying jag about how you slept with her friend knowing how she felt about you.
didnt you KNOW she was secretly in love with you!
heartless bastard!
6.disregard all these steps,for in actuality all women are the unfathominable mystery of the universe.you will never figure them out because THEY cant figure themselves out.
just nod your head,say "yes" often,and realize you have no clue.
but avoid women like this one in the video..they r teh suck.
(for a complete transcript of this lecture,and of enoch's previous lectures.
send a check or money order to:pox 3275 white plains ne 45876)

Not always! Cowboy Bebop dubbed is way better.

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In reply to this comment by mauz15:
eww dubbed.

Upvote for the animation.
purist =P

In reply to this comment by mauz15:
eww dubbed.

Upvote for the animation.
purist =P

Like eww. Is she what? Like ... EWWW!

We need a *barf channel.

eww dubbed.

Upvote for the animation.

>> ^raverman:
eww... Is this like one of those 'ping pong' shows they have in the red light district...


Mmmm...so many memories....

eww... Is this like one of those 'ping pong' shows they have in the red light district...