I like Ron Paul... I probably would not vote for him, instead I would just not vote at all and give into bitterness. But, if Dennis Kucinich gets involved as Pauls running mate I will be absolutely sold on the idea of voting for them.

I seriously have me some man love for Kucinich. He is an angel from a different dimension where Spock mated with elves and they formed a utopian society by bonding over Working Class Hero, fighting off the evil mages and making love to fine women.

>> ^lantern53:

There is far more evidence that God exists than that God does not exist.
Study near-death experiences.


lol, spewed milk out my nose when i read this
and i wasn't even drinking milk :-0

using your rationalization, there's more evidence for Clockwork/Machine Elves than there isn't:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_elf

simplest possible explanation?
our brains, while we are different people, are really similar to other people's brains... and when they get oxygen deprived, or the neurons stop firing, or drugs that actual occur naturally in the brain are taken in large amounts... the results are pretty similar or even identical independant of which human being it happens to...

analogy: start any car... while its running, cut off the supply of fuel to the engine... and see how many cars don't sputter out and stop... how long it continues to run, the sputter sound, etc may vary... but that's the subjective portion... ie I saw Christian angels.. or all my ancestors... or my spirit animal... etc

the actual stop of the engine is the tunnel of light "phenomenon" etc

if a person's first response or only response to something they can't explain is something of a divine nature... they aren't trying hard enough

Pushing you over the 10 vote line with an upvote. I must admit that although I felt bad for the caller (seriously), I lol'd when the host asked "Would you like to talk to one of our elves?"

via Google Translate:

if the police passes by, yes! yes
I then stop only at times, yes! yes
ne of the box from participating Ziese, yes! yes
and harmless to play on schematic f, yes! yes
they have been drinking, yes! yes
The police asked me, yes! yes
I scream out loud, no, yes! yes
I'm thirsty animal, yes! yes
they have taken drugs, yes! yes
but since I have an idea, yes! yes
home on the couch, yes! yes
I'm all there, yes! yes

a policeman with elf-Ohrn, yes
with these elves Ohrn what he writes on ..
a policeman with elf-Ohrn
with these elves Ohrn what he writes on ..

my name is Garfield, yes! yes
I've always been there, yes! yes
and now I'm here, yes! yes
and you are there, yes! yes
we are both there, yes! yes
together in the universe, yes! yes
together with the police, yes! yes
I tell him what he of sage, yes! yes
eucalyptus and menthol, yes! yes
I am innocent, yes! yes
manitu like, yes! yes
that's the killa, yeah! yes

a policeman with patterns on it, yes
with these patterns on it, he looks good ..
one policeman, with patterns on it yes
with these patterns on it, he looks good ..

`I'll help arrested, yes! yes
I just stick it there, yes! yes
shiva help me, help me to goa, yes! yes
psytrance help me, yes! yes
goa goa goa mpu, yes! yes
u u u u u goa-dwarf, yes! yes
goa goa goa mpu, yes! yes
u u u u u hara rama, yes! yes
suddenly lit me a pig, indeed! yes
in your face in, yes! yes
far too bright the sunshine, yes! yes
I hurry up to the eyes, yes! yes

a policeman with a laser sword, yes
laser sword with which he writes on this .. ahh
with a police laser sword
laser sword with which he writes on this ..

a smile comes from the heart high, yes! yes
yes by a ridiculously tuenchamun,! yes
ick bin tuenchamun, yes! yes
tut tut tut tut, yes! yes
I stick, yes! yes
I stick with doing nothing, yes! yes
tut tut tuenchamun, yes! yes
I've found it, yes! yes
Last night in the car, yes! yes
since I'm looking at you, yes! yes
I need urgent help, yes! yes
in the car always runs goa, yes! yes

cop off with one claw, yes
with these claws turn what he stands for ..
a policeman, so off with claws
cling to it with this, even what he stands for ..

Parchim gibts ne police, yes! yes
I only go driving times, yes! yes
mentally I'm already there, yes! yes
moon by the time the liquid shiva, yes! yes
of the full moon up to the Baltic Sea, indeed! yes
of the reeperbahn back home, yeah! yes
in the hall eingepennt shit, yes! yes
the problem in the system, yes! yes
is the system, yes! yes
the system is the problem, yes! yes
the system has no egg, yes! yes
the system is in the system, yes! yes
I have no problem, yes! yes
I'm schizophrenic, yes! yes
I am the system, yes! yes

a policeman standing there with his parents
with his parents (because) he wants to go home ..
one policeman stands with his parents since aaahhh ...
uuuhhh with his parents ... He wants to house ..

I'm strapped in, yes! yes
I weggeknallt I am, yes! yes
I have a crush me, yes! yes
I'm not there, yes! yes
ick'm uh .. mirage, yes! yes
all the stupid pig, indeed! yes
All the boring pigs, yes! yes
walk on a leash, yes! yes
boring all the pigs, yes! yes
hear no goa, yes! ahh ..
goa goa .. hhh, ahh ..
hare hare rama, yes! a..
hare hare goa, yes! aahh ..
hare hare rama, yes! ahh
goa goa hare,
hare

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Well, that is factually correct but there's a beautiful, kind, generous asterisk attached.

You gave me at least one Top 15 link.

And there have been some busy elves out there the past week, being all Sifty and all.

I am standing on the shoulders of giants!

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
You broke 1000 votes for the week. Way to go!

Let's face it, this was self defense by the elves... I mean, how many elves did cookie monster eat before he was stopped?

ALL OF THE ELVES
HAVE KILLED THEMSELVES

lulz

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

It was one of the better episodes last night - not sure where it's going with all of the fairy stuff- please let there not be wood elves, pixies and such. Does every mythical creature have to exist in this show?

Aah, WoW. The rich man's addiction...
>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^gwiz665:
So, anything but alcoholism, internet addiction, compulsive overeating, pornography addiction and gambling?
>> ^Psychologic:
Any addiction I don't have is imaginary.


You've got it. Throw in some night elves and it's a date.

>> ^gwiz665:
So, anything but alcoholism, internet addiction, compulsive overeating, pornography addiction and gambling?
>> ^Psychologic:
Any addiction I don't have is imaginary.



You've got it. Throw in some night elves and it's a date.

If I had children, I don't think I would want tiny, perverted, barret wearing elves sitting on the sink watching my precious, little girl make her poops.

And if these elves are here dancing and....shaking their...things. WHO...is working in the shops in the North Pole?

From the office of:

Santa Claus
Management

>> ^demon_ix:
Everyone knows people who pick Elves in RPGs are fags, though it's usually in the South Park meaning of the word


Hey hey hey, hold on a minute.

I got a Dalish Elf Rogue equipped pretty good. You should see what he does to Morrigan!