Life is whittled
Life's a riddle
Man's a fiddle that life plays on

When the day breaks, and the earth quakes
Life's a mistake all day long
Tell me, who gives a good gooddamn
You'll never get out alive

Don't go dreaming
Don't go scheming
A man must test his mettle
In a crooked ol' world

Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly of a whale
Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly of a whale

Dan't take my word
Just look skyward
They that dance must pay the fiddler
Sky is darkening
Dogs are barking
But the caravan moves on

Tell me who gives a good gooddamn
You'll never get get out alive
Don't go dreaming
Don't go scheming
A man must test his mettle
In crooked ol' world
Starving in the Belly...

Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly of a whale
Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly of a whale

As the crow flies
It's there the truth lies
At the bottom of the well
E-o-leven goes to heaven
Bless the dead here as the rain falls
Don't trust a bull's horn
A doberman's tooth
A runaway horse or me

Don't be greedy, don't be needy
If you live in hope you're
Dancing to a terrible tune
Starving in the Belly
Starving in the Belly...

and the bees should have bark in their sharks so when they shoot; they mouth 'cat' at the dobermans

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^residue:
and the dobermans (dobermen?) should have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at the cat

Now you're just being ridiculous.


Welcome the in the Internet!

>> ^residue:
and the dobermans (dobermen?) should have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at the cat


Now you're just being ridiculous.

and the dobermans (dobermen?) should have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at the cat

As soon as he said the jump distance was 2.5x her body length, I knew what was coming. Cats can jump something like 4x their body length from a standstill.

The PVC was a very good idea, though. It's probably not wide enough for the stone wall. I suggest lining the stone wall with electrified dobermans wrapped in razorwire.

Hilarious, but a dupe.

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by mintbbb.

sorry, dupe =(
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Watersliding-Doberman

*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Watersliding-Doberman

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by eric3579.

If that wide-eyed rat had attacked the doberman, or at least tried to get the bone, I'd upvote, but seriously, what did you expect would happen?

How is this Top 15?

I rarly find chihuahuas cute, but this ones adorable. I love how the doberman calmly and using only a little movement picked up the toy when the chihuahua moved closer. Damn the big dog allways keeping the little dogs down.

I hope the filmer had good reason to trust that Doberman. For many dogs that truly is a dangerous situation.

That is sexist! SEXIST! And I will not stand for it. You know, we have a joke here in Idaho. What's the difference between a potato dad and a Doberman? Lipstick. Wait, what? SEXIST!

>> ^Shepppard:

Oh, who the hell are you kidding.
your foreign policy fails.
The only threat that Canada poses on the states is making fun of your beer too hard.