BWWWAHAHHAHHAHHA!!!!!!

Reminds me of that song, "Coca Cola Douche" by the Fugs....

"My baby ain't got no money-
but her pussy taste's just like hunny-
cause she mix that.....Coca Cola Douche!!!!"


says right there on the add "yer kid will have a better time fitting in in those awkward teenage years".....I believe that's true...you don't see hummingbirds hangin' out with woodpeckers do ya????

Coca Cola FTW!

*foodanddrink

Wow my name looks so, impotent important now! Thanks to everyone for all the votes and Coca Cola for making the video that shot me over to 250! Also thanks to Swampgirl for helping me fix some dead posts via other hosts.

I'm ready to enjoy the shiny pink bronze diamond!!!! Oh and a plug for the animation channel as the winners for 2007 will be posted shortly and awarded accordingly!

I unfortunately just bought this pile-of-rubbish along with two other soul-sucking life-ending pleasure-chubs.

I think I'll like it though. Yahtzee can't kill my buzz. Even if I do "like" his reviews like Robin Williams "liked" Coca-Cola in the 80s.

I agree, I don't think most of the alternatives they presented were any good. But I think the intention was more to give people a sense of just how much money that really is, by putting it in terms we can more easily understand. For me that really worked.

We can all feel what the cost of a Wii is, and then to extend that to two Wii's for every person on the planet under 15 is really mindblowing. Or the fact that you could buy out Google, Microsoft, WalMart, Coca-Cola, PepsiCo, Time Warner AND Apple, and still have $23 billion in change.

That's a lot of money.

List of places shown in the video:
+Sultan the Pit Pony (Wales)
+Atacama Giant (Chile)
+Uffington White Horse (England)
+Area 51 Bomb Target (NV, USA)
+Nazca Lines (Peru)
+Firefox Logo (OR, USA)
+Coca-Cola logo (Chile)
+Alton Barnes White Horse (England)
+Folkestone Horse (England)
+Pintados Geoglyphs (Chile)
+Chiza Geoglyphs (Chile)
+Long Man of Wilmington (England)
+Cerne Abbas Giant (England)
+Barnsley Crop Circles (England)
+Darfield Crop Circles (England)
+Marree Man (Australia)
+Ciudad Juarez White Horse (Mexico)
+Blythe Geoglyphs (CA, USA)
+Traditional Tibetan Mantra (China)
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Music:
"Mars from The Planets"
BBC Symphony Orchestra, 1999
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Coordinates:
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Sultan the Pit Poney:
51°39'2.63"N, 3°15'22.89"W
Atacama Giant:
19°56'57.06"S, 69°38'2.21"W
Uffington Horse:
51°34'38.96"N, 1°33'59.75"W
Area 51 Bomb Target:
37°39'57.84"N, 116° 1'30.69"W
Nazca Lines:
14°41'27.91"S, 75° 7'3.22"W
Firefox Logo:
45° 7'25.54"N, 123° 6'49.41"W
Coca-Cola logo:
18°31'45.17"S, 70°15'0.04"W
Alton Barnes White Horse:
51°22'21.15"N, 1°50'53.10"W
Folkestone White Horse:
51° 6'3.95"N, 1° 8'22.77"E
Pintados:
20°37'23.96"S, 69°40'4.30"W
Chiza:
19°12'13.42"S, 70° 0'31.19"W
Long Man of Wilmington:
50°48'34.77"N, 0°11'18.77"E
Cerne Abbas Giant:
50°48'47.37"N, 2°28'28.05"W
Crop Circles 1:
53°32'13.22"N, 1°30'17.42"W
Crop Circles 2:
53°31'54.37"N, 1°21'24.19"W
Marree Man:
29°32'3.14"S, 137°28'15.24"E
Ciudad Juárez White Horse:
31°39'44.93"N, 106°35'15.97"W
Blythe:
33°47'43.31"N, 114°32'13.11"W
Tibetan Mantra:
32°54'36.39"N, 97° 2'46.38"E

I was literally on the edge of my chair laughing my ass off.

Thank you for making my day

And having been an ESL student myself (I'm Korean, what a coincidence! Say 'Ahnn-Nyung' to your student for me ), I read your comment with great interest.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts and your stories

In reply to this comment by messenger:
I teach ESL, and this essay isn't funny. However, this story, which a little Korean girl turned into me when I was her teacher, is quite funny, and this one, written by another little Korean girl about her teacher who likes Coca-Cola, is even funnier.

Now on the to the tragic stuff.

If English isn't your first language, to get into an English-speaking university, you need to pass an English proficiency test, like TOEFL or IELS. What this video really mocks is not this student, but these tests. They don't actually establish how well you can communicate in English. They only test how well trained you are to write that particular test. For instance, students can search for patterns in spelling so they can deduce the right answer without even knowing why it's correct. There are intensive courses designed to train students in these simple tricks without improving their English skills at all. Most ESL students take a course like this before attempting the test. That's obviously how this student got through.

Don't blame the student for being accepted, trying hard, submitting drafts to be corrected, and doing the honest thing by not paying a native speaker to rewrite the essay, which is how most people in this situation get through. This student did everything right, and does not deserve to be mocked. It's tragic he/she wasted all that time and money because the entrance qualifications weren't well-designed enough. What's worse is that the instructor permitted this student's essay to be scanned and distributed for ridicule.

I teach ESL, and this essay isn't funny. However, this story, which a little Korean girl turned into me when I was her teacher, is quite funny, and this one, written by another little Korean girl about her teacher who likes Coca-Cola, is even funnier.

Now on the to the tragic stuff.

If English isn't your first language, to get into an English-speaking university, you need to pass an English proficiency test, like TOEFL or IELS. What this video really mocks is not this student, but these tests. They don't actually establish how well you can communicate in English. They only test how well trained you are to write that particular test. For instance, students can search for patterns in spelling so they can deduce the right answer without even knowing why it's correct. There are intensive courses designed to train students in these simple tricks without improving their English skills at all. Most ESL students take a course like this before attempting the test. That's obviously how this student got through.

Don't blame the student for being accepted, trying hard, submitting drafts to be corrected, and doing the honest thing by not paying a native speaker to rewrite the essay, which is how most people in this situation get through. This student did everything right, and does not deserve to be mocked. It's tragic he/she wasted all that time and money because the entrance qualifications weren't well-designed enough. What's worse is that the instructor permitted this student's essay to be scanned and distributed for ridicule.

Coca Cola FTW based on this video.

you can say what you like about Belarus... but this lightshow doesn't have any Coca-Cola or McDonalds logos on it, so think about that.

Coke was not only a prevalent recreational drug... it was used in tons and tons of products anyone could buy at the store... tonics, health syrups, etc... Coca Cola... people were giving it to their kids, or taking it for headaches... of course, laudanum, and heroin were also widely available for the same reasons... Bayer, the company that makes aspirin today, made its first big money by selling heroin... in post WWI Europe, you can imagine there was a big demand for this.

errr... trouble is, if you move to one of the 130 countries of the world that have american bases in them then you didn't really leave. Even if you pick China or Belarussia, you still get MTV and Coca Cola.

qm what kind of weird view of democracy do you have?

"The child eats 10,000 calories a day, she cannot walk or bear physical strain and his cardiovascular system is at risk.

Seven-year-old Jessica Gaude differs greatly from her pals. With 222 kilograms, she is the fattest child in the world.
She eats 10,000 calories each day in Coca-Colas, 15 hamburgers with fries and several kilograms of chocolate. What she eats in one day some children eat in half a year. Her breakfast consists of white bread, potato chips and two litres of coke. And she wants more...."

http://www.fun-on.com/weird.php

I couldn't find an English version

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but then calvados could so i replaced it with his/her find
props to calvados!!

Coca Cola rules.

*saved

Great post! In the slasher movie 'Urban Legend', Robert Englund is a university lecturer who gives a lecture on Urban Legends in which he talks about Mikey. The students say that Mikey died from consuming Pop Rocks while drinking Coca-Cola. While he informs them that this is simply an urban legend they are still reluctant to volunteer to drink Cola and eat Pop Rocks at the same time.