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The Moment a Dictator Realizes his Time is Over

chingalera says...

Nothing quite like a mob tired of the bullshit:
"He tried to silence them by raising his right hand, and when that did not work, he announced that they would receive a raise of 100 lei per month" HAH!! "Here, calm down and take some money!!"

Balls of Steel - The Ultimate Nutshot

chingalera says...

Well for me RS, it's like this: Since I have always despised the homosexual hi-jack of Superman over to the DC (Defer to Cocks) house, I place this short segment far and above the last 2 gay-as-fuck, emasculated Superman movies (and most likely, this new one) and hope that they get the guy who directed this to carry the tired franchise up, up, and away from planet gay-

Calm down name-callers...Not homophobic, simply despise the overt gayness of DC and everything it has become.

Now you boys have fun-

lucky760 said:

I know most everyone else who watches this is probably too mature to find humorous such a juvenile joke, but it was executed so hilariously that I could not stop laughing out loud.

*quality

*LMFAHS

Is California Becoming A Police State?

ChaosEngine says...

I know that kinda thing seems cool when you're 15, but it's just not gonna happen.

In the real world, grown ups solve problems through a democratic process. You don't live in a police state. The fact that you get to post on this site with statements like that is in and of itself evidence of that fact.

So calm down, and let's approach this like rational adults.

Based on the information we have available (i.e. the video), it would seem that there is potentially a case to answer for. However, without context, it's incredibly hard to judge whether the cops actions were justified or not.

shang said:

fucking pigs, should be pulled out of their houses and hung from street lamps as traitors to liberty. People will eventually get enough of this group of pigs with god complexes and a little violent retribution will wake some up.

The only civil war I could see this country having is the people vs law enforcement, it would take the government stepping in to keep the law enforcement from being slaughtered

High School Student Goes Off On Teacher About Education!

poolcleaner says...

I was a disruptive student, as well, but I remain friends to this day with the teachers who met my challenges. Shitty teachers are shitty. Substitutes are mostly awesome sauce so I don't get what you're saying unless you work with the worst of the worst in the worst district of your nation.

My close friend and guitarist works with low intelligence students. He shows up to band practice with cuts and bruises and is required to employ non-violent holds until they calm down, being unable to inflict any harm whatsoever on socipaths. Jigga please.

JiggaJonson said:

Classic disruptive self righteous student. I'd love to see him substitute teach for one, ONE, day.

News anchors first words on his first day are F bombs!

(Mis/Ab)use of *related invoke (Sift Talk Post)

speechless says...

I know it's a big issue that threatens the very existence of this site, however, in your "idiotic" link posted here:
http://videosift.com/video/A-fast-and-funny-way-to-put-on-a-swim-cap#comment-1620316
I already explained there that, first off nothing happened. Nothing could happen. No post was linked as being related. Pretty obvious. And second off, you really need to calm down, get a sense of humor and maybe try to not be so rude. I understand that abusing invocations is an issue. So is abusing people.

A fast and funny way to put on a swim cap

speechless says...

Wow. Seriously? Is this level of freak out really required here?
Calm down. I knew I couldn't invoke it. It wasn't invoked was it? Relax. It was a fucking joke. Nothing happened.

mxxcon said:

Oh for fuck sakes! These videos are not related!
Related tag was created so that people can link to news articles RELATED to the content of a video or to multi-part video clips!
It was not created for bullshit like what you just did!
Geez!

Jim Carrey takes on Gun Control, as only he can

Deano says...

I think you need to calm down before you suddenly bash out the first illogical or fallacious argument that appears before you.

Animal control is best handled by professionals and owners should be encouraged by both carrot and stick to be as responsible as possible.

Perhaps it would be more instructive to think of this on the macro scale. You certainly can't generalise from any one person be it Jim Carrey or Charlton Heston.

All I can conclude is that allowing access to guns across an entire population means a related increase in the number of injury and fatalities. If the entire population was incredibly careful, responsible and thoughtful it might not present a problem. Then again if they *were* we wouldn't have much of many of our other social problems.

All in all I like a country where guns are relatively rare. In a country like the U.S where they are common and many seem to tolerate the awful human cost, I find that extremely strange and frightening.

Buck said:

Obviously the "dangerous dog Act" wasn't read by the pack that killed the girl.So Vets, farmers and police are never "lunatics"? Does a firearm make someone into a lunatic? please tell me how that happens....I hope mine don't try to convert me to a lunatic.

I fully support your stamp collecting hobby. If you do something in a safe, legal way there should be no issue with any hobby.

NerdAlert: SimCity Launch Disaster - EA Earns Your Rage

Sarzy says...

I think people need to calm down with the "EA is evil and ruins everything!!!11!" talk. Not that they're not, but this game will be perfectly playable in a week or two. Meanwhile, they could have easily made it free to play with microtransactions, which I think we can all agree would have been much, much, much worse.

Psycho Robots

skinnydaddy1 says...

First time I worked door at a bar. Broke up a few fights. I'm thinking "ok, I've got this. Its not to hard." When these 2 girls start yelling at each other. The older guy who had been doing it for several years was kicking back watching them. I walk up and ask If he's going to break it up and he just grins and say "Naa you go ahead." Should of known. The grin was the give away. Learned the hard way. The second I stepped in between them and asked them to break it up. Both turned and went after me. Of course i wrap one up to keep her from hitting me more and boom EVERY girl in the place went rabid on me. The other guy was laughing so hard he was almost on the floor. After everything was calmed down. I'm nursing a few hundred scratches and other wounds he Told me how to handle that situation. The next time It came up. He said watch and it was like watching a master conductor. He got them calmed and got both of them to leave. He was damn good. i never truly mastered it. I asked him how he did it. He said "you have to think like they do. Jack Nicholson gave the secret away in a move. You have to imagine a man. Then take away reason and accountability."

THE UNBELIEVERS - Richard Dawkins & Lawrence Krauss

shagen454 says...

Yes I saw what people refer to as THEM. I knew of entities entering what some call the afterlife or the breakthrough reality by fission reaction in head experience. But, I thought I was going to see angels or something of that nature.

My breakthrough was terrifying because I had thought I had gotten to know the nature of this drug. And if anyone attempts to play around with it, it can seem like magic, or an alien computer program that shows you the most beautiful landscapes, sacred geometry, infinite electrical grids, the universe. It is as though something is coaxing us into this experience. And what I mean by this is that on my first breakthrough it began normal. I hit it with my EYES closed. Two seconds in there was a huge blue/white pure energy tunnel that appeared and I was excited, oh shit this is going to be huge.

The next thing that happened was instead of going forward like I usually had into the mandala, sacred geometry grid or whatever it is to begin with, it fell to the ground, like a painting in a black room. And I was instantly freaked out. WTF is going on? The place where a beautiful pure light grid existed in an infinite way had just fallen to the floor. Then blackness. My eyes were closed. That blackness began to unfold. That blackness slipped off the wall and unfolded a box that revealed the actual room around me that I was sitting in. Again, my eyes were closed. Then the box unfolded around me. And room went by by as the box trapped me in it and the floor of this dimension was removed. It seemed like a conspiracy,a GOTCHA moment and instantly I thought, why am I doing this again? TOO LATE. I was thinking what the hell is going on, like some alien had coaxed me into this and was capturing my entirety on purpose.

The floor had been removed traveling at lightspeed, like I was a quantum magnet reaching its destination somewhere in the middle of the universe, dissolving through unknown dimensions, I could never have believed this possible and kept thinking, HOLY SHIT, ITS REAL. The box came undone as everything around me was destroyed like all nuclear bombs had gone off on Earth. Then the frequencies began, like a jet engine taking off. There was no way I was going to survive this. From a low drone to the most high pitch sound I had ever heard it blasted me apart. I died. I died materially and consciously. I splattered the instant that frequency reached its unbearably powerful threshold. SPLAT. Up until this point, from my room to this point. I had been literally screaming for dear life in my head. Like I never had before, not like a rollercoaster but holy shit, I am going to die. My subconscious melted completely whilst I saw the quantum physiology of the space around me. Something there was physically turning off my consciousness. And then it went dark.

And then I woke up. And they were there. And at the time even in another life, in another dimension I was still freaking out and they told me like they do everyone, to calm down it is OK. They are the paradox. They are either the root of who you are or they are aliens that make one sound crazy. They are the ones that give you deep lessons on how to live life and yet, you see, we are here talking about them and that makes us sound absolutely batshit crazy but anyone who has seen them will say. THEY WERE FOR REAL with all of their being. And then you ask, so who are they? My main concern has been forgetting them and concentrate on what they taught me. Nothing could have ever prepared me. And actually do not wish for any atheist to do this.

But, if they must go around acting like they know something for fact that cannot be proven, that there is a God or not, well they are just about as good as someone like me taking a drug and coming back saying something is real when there is no way to prove it is real. The main diffierence being I SAW it, I FELT it, I HEARD it. And no Christian in my own personal knowledge has seen, heard, or felt something on this level, and to me certainly means atheists are flat out wrong, like I said I was agnostic. And I have been atheist for long stretches of life. But, like I am saying. It could be aliens out there trying to guide us into its vortex and steal our souls because we venture into a new frequency we normally do not. It could be just a psychedelic and all those percentages of brain activity we do not use creates an infinite experience, a huge puzzle that the brain likes playing with itself and it plays it out with you and you just have to go along for the ride, no turning back. It could be the program that we receive upon birth and death. I have no idea of what this shit is. Except, that it has been used for thousands of years in the Amazon with expert shamans and that it challenges the very seat of atheism and challenges the participant on the grandest scale. It is one whacked out puzzle. But, so is the universe and consciousness.

chingalera said:

e^^ Thanks for sharing your Dimty reflections, nothing quite like standing in that temple-Did you ever talk to the entities that reside in that space? There's an intelligence there that's not an wholly subjective, associative conjuring of the mind-I know it's a consciousness outside of oneself, maybe a higher self-It's sentient and outside of the realm of any other psychoactive subs I have ever taken.

My first DMT trip I flew through a huge, smiley-face grid (I think I had just seen the Watchmen) before I reached something I did not recognize from all my flight time till then.......Great stuff...Life-affirming and purgative and, you can do it on your LUNCH HOUR!!

Just Try and Make Your Own Gun (Rail or Coil Gun)

Onboard - Unbelievable road rage attack

Quadrophonic says...

And speaking of the gun control thing, I totally agree with @Fletch and @dannym3141 (the nuclear warhead scenario is allways the one i try to bring up talking with gun loving people)

I had a friend who would have a steel pipe lying under his driver seat in case of such incidents (On a side note, sometimes he was the one raging, but mostly to himself). The thing I (for)told him was, that someday if he walks out of his car with the steel pipe to "calm down" (read intimidate) the raging guy of the other car, that guy may draw a knife. Which was exactly what happened to him one day. Luckily nobody of them snapped and did something stupid. They just screamed at each other for a little while until they realised that they didn't wanted to die that day.

My point being, in Germany we have a very strict gun law and I think thats a good thing. Look at the situation I just described, someone might say that they could have killed themselves as easily, as if they had guns, and at least with a gun you could make sure that you could defend yourself. But there is a general mistake in that logic. It takes far more "effort" and willingness to attack someone head on with a knife or a steel pipe. And the whole attacking process can be stopped at any given time (in the unusual event that the guys come to their senses). But on the other side, every freaking kid in the world would be able to kill anyone with a gun. It doesn't take much skill, practice or time, just a slight movement of the finger and pointing the end into the right direction.

Joe Scarborough finally gets it -- Sandy Hook brings it home

VoodooV says...

Calm down there Bob, wouldn't want you to get all angry and shoot up a school or something.

Tell me Bob. in your moral society, do they have lessons in grammar? How bout lessons in making accurate analogies? Or is that too much "book lernins" for you?

We must have really touched a nerve there, I think his grammar goes out the window when he's angry.

bobknight33 said:

You are implying shitting parenting a cause of this incident. What you are really saying that the parents had low moral standards. What you really saying in you coded message is Those who don't believe in GOD.

Your one of those GOD less people. That sets you up to be yet another shitty parent of low moral fiber.

You either have a moral society or what the liberals have turned this country into over the last 70 years.

STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS - Official Teaser Trailer

gwiz665 says...

Isn't someone back for Vengeance every time? Wasn't this the same as the first remake and the last of the TNG movies as well? Come on people, I want some hard sci fi like the series.

The series were much better than the movies, because they could calm down for a second.



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