i chalk the ignorance of the cameras to the fact that they could just be dashboard cams that the guy has and she's used to them.

she was too excited to see what was in the box that she didn't want to wait for him to open the trunk. she assumed he did so she could peek.

i blame the toss on just generally freaking out.

as for the doors, he just locked them. you can hear the car beep. again blame the freaking out for not thinking to unlock the door.

that being said, i'm wondering why he says the "trunk" of the car, and not the "boot." do they say trunk in australia?

I think Harper is a Blankity blank blank... with Beep Beep Beep tendencies.

Sure, be very very quiet, don't say a word BUT USE A MILLION FUCKING CAMERAS THAT FLASH AND SHUTTER AND BEEP!

"Bala-balaaa-baaa! Chevrolet! Beep-Beep!!"
Awesome.

However, I think that's the Toyota song...

What did his beeping camera say in dolphinese?

My fake-o-meter is beeping.

There just happened to be a helicopter with a camera with nothing better to do than film ducks walking in the grass, which happened to cross a major highway. That or the camera operator by luck had the camera rolling pointed and zoomed on the exact spot where a family of ducks was about the cross the highway, and they were already going slow enough.

Others?

Ahh, I remember my first internet experience with Dial-up AOL. Those clicks, beepings, and static sounds while connecting was music to my ears.


Come to think of it. AOL created Dub-Step.

>> ^spoco2:

My initial thought was 'erm, you're not Irish... you'd be American, I can tell from your, you know... American accent'.
And then I was all like 'What's an ass beep ?'
Then I forgot about all of that and was carried away on his merry tale of debauchery


Yes, but some of us have Irish ancestors that passed alllllll of their bad habits onto us.

My initial thought was 'erm, you're not Irish... you'd be American, I can tell from your, you know... American accent'.

And then I was all like 'What's an ass*beep*?'

Then I forgot about all of that and was carried away on his merry tale of debauchery

I wear my seatbelt because the last 3 cars I've bought beep at my constantly until I put the damn thing on.

Also I have to point out that this paints death in a very negative light...surely there are some dead people who would like to speak up at these disparaging images of death...it's purely discriminatory.

this happened to me with a dog once. people were beeping at me while i picked up this broken poor dog. arseholes!

how strange is that? they talk about penises and sex, yet the beep over "dick". I'll never understand the FCC and their regulations. Also what's with the warning? They didn't even showed the thing :-)

*beep* fleshy pink pieces inferior to brightly colored blocks *beep*
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

>> ^poolcleaner:

>> ^deathcow:
I unfortunately met a dude once who backed into my _parked_ and_unoccupied_ vehicle and still had the cajones to say it was my fault. He backed up without looking that there was somewhere for him to go. He told the police 'I beeped twice before backing up.' (I know, my unoccupied car should have heard the beeps and then moved itself.) My car was unusable afterwards.
It was a big commercial vehicle he hit me with. He wasn't carrying proper insurance and I think he lost his commercial drivers license over it. Thats when the fun started. He called me one day to say I had ruined his life and his business that day. And oh yeah, that he was coming over to rape my wife in front of me and then kill me.
This guy had a string of misdimeanors and a couple felonies by then. The Alaska State Troopers suggested I buy a pump shotgun and said, this guy has a history of assault, this guy has directly threatened you, if he steps on your property you do whatever you need.

Please continue your story.


I have a 12 ga shotgun now. I read a few Massad Ayoob books about firearm defense. I never heard from the psychotic guy again. I have seen him several times very up close in our local store in the years since, and though he doesn't recognize me anymore, I recognize him quite well. He looks physically ragged these days.