This is great, however I wish he also wore a black glove, cause now I can only see the puppet as a dancing fellow who likes to wear assless chaps and has elephantiasis of the scrotum.

you're welcome.

Does that technique work with assless chaps too?

Hey do you have a pair of assless chaps a guy can borrow ?

Sounds like fun. I'll get the assless chaps out to make it official.

Of course blankfist goes straight for the gay jokes. It's the only thing he does go straight for, except when he goes back home for the holidays and needs to assure his parents that Rodrigo is only his friend. His parents still can't figure out why all of blankfist's friends wear assless chaps to a dinner party.

Enough of that loser. On to the other losers!

I see our first comment was from schmawy, also known as CP420's sock puppet. I would say something else, but I'd probably edit it later, and then he'd discard this post.

Alright, who's next? Oh, that's right. DFT, the Real American Zero.

What can we say about DFT that hasn't already been said by numerous preteen girls in a court of law?

I don't want to say DFT is a pedophile, but I've heard he lives by the motto of poor African children on a dirt playground, "If there's no grass on the field, play ball."

Oh, but enough about that homosexual masturbator. On to the Norwegian nobody, the Scandinavian Scatmuncher, the Christian VII of Coprophagia, Herr Rasch187!

Please hold your applause...he doesn't deserve it.

Seriously, the guy hunts and kills animals for sport. And you don't even want to know what he does while he's waiting for the latest victim to arrive in his sights. Let's just say Ned Beatty took him off his Facebook.

And what's with the haircut, Herr Doogie? Are you trying to run for President of the Neil Patrick Harris fan club? He heads the Rock and Roll channel, but he looks like he should head the Rickroll channel, instead.

What am I forgetting? I could swear there was something else. Oh yeah! He wants to see BLANKFIST NAKED!

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Luckily he only wants to see BF naked when he becomes a celebrity, so...yeah. *empty stare* I guess there's always Monica Belluci.

What I find quite hilarious is that he claims to have a terrible memory throughout his interview, yet he can recite the theme to Fraggle Rock at a moment's notice. Bad memory, yet remembers the theme to a stoner classic? Someone's been raiding kulpim's stash!

But seriously, anybody who is a fan of Bob Dylan is cool in my book. So congratulations, Herr Rasch!

(Alright, I was going to make an outro here, but I'm tired of this. If I wanted to make jokes for a crowd that probably won't understand or appreciate them, I'd go back to Roast IX and fuck karkarlee again.)

Goodnight!

PARTAY TIME IN DYSTOPIAN SIFT!! The radio active mutant rat folk will bring the banners and streams and the assless chap wearing, crossbow wielding road warriors can supply the music!

You know what really sucks being at the end of a long (what you think of as important) comment then brushing up against the back button on your mouse and losing it all. I suppose the short version will have to do for now.

I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about when mention the emboldened San Fransisco gays, but my assumption is you're referring to some assless-chap stereotype, and suggesting they are the mouth piece and agenda of the gay rights movement, if that is the case, they are not. Yes they may be loud and vocal, but that doesn't mean they're the agenda for the homosexual rights.

You also seem to suggest gays should be quiet, accept thing, take their kicks like good little dogs, and be thankful they're alive at all and live in that relative bliss. There is no bliss in being afraid that uttering two words can instantly change change someones opinion of you from respect to being despised, and there is no bliss with a government that supports such attitudes by failing to recognize homosexuals as people with rights equal to that of all citizens.

It is not a distracter issue, it resonates from the same core problems that I feel is the source for all the issues currently on the table in this debate. Rich white (pseudo) Christians who seem bent on using the government to give themselves every advantage and mold the country to fit their ideology. And before the argument that the gay liberals are doing the same pops up I think the main difference is one is saying they want to be able to do as they want and the other is saying everyone should live as them (or be subjected to degradation).

If spending this money is for the future of the country then I am using my check to gear myself for the post-apocalypse. Yes, nothing but collapsible shovels, bolt-action carbines, assless chaps, vitamins, karate and farming lessons for me.

Also this is a *quality post. Very fun.

Nope. Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. The Bourne Supremacy BMW chase is a close second, but nothing beats assless chaps and a hockey mask with an army of craaazzy Aussies bearing down on a train full of kids and a single shotgun.

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