>> ^Lawdeedaw:

Shudders at memories. I hate you MrFrisk.



Why, have you spent some time in the hole?

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*isdupe>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

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There's only one actual tip. Unless it's two dudes.

>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

We didn't ask for a book review, Dan, how about some actual tips and technique?

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To accomplish this sort of awesomeness simply:

1. have anal sex.
2. discuss it with you parents.
3. sing a little song about it.
4. recount 2-3 on national television.

I would get stuck at #2.

dag = pushover

Ok stinker247, lookit-If I may, please, and not to damage your obviously compromised sensibilities any further ruffling the delicate lace trim on your panties, an observation:

Referring to your retort after some gleeful, tongue-in-cheek banter in the post you made below re:Schleptedly Begruntingnessocity:

A quick armchair analysis-Ya get hobbled, and instead of taking yer lumps ya begin to poke the place again with some classic, brown-nosing tactics.-
"I found a new embed for a deadpool video, but I'm forbidden from fixing it because of my hobbitting. Oh well."...."Oh well, seeee what I am doing while I am being punished, I am performing good-deeds for the collective to show just how frustrated I am and how willing, to do tricks to gain approval-

Ya make a fucking comment to a woman ya never fucking met in real-time, about anal sex, which whether or not she's a familiar enough wench for ya to take that kind of license with, speaks tomes to your character. You respond directly to my ball-busting in good cheer, with a hearty, "Fuck Off, Choggie" which, violates another fucking rule(ad-hom) of the sift, in tone and sentiment (because you see, there are some of us monkeys who have the innate or practiced ability to be able to decipher the fundamental character of a person through the written word) and this after I offer to do the work for you while you are fucking hobbled, because I'm such a fucking sweetheart of a guy!

Ya then reference my own infamous tenure, assuming you understand the mechanics of my self-immolation here on the sift, it being obvious that you have not a fucking clue as to why I left this place to begin with.......lemme fucking clue ya in:

I left because the place was being hi-jacked by a similar element of snarkish, clueless boobs who love to show their asses and post loads of artless bullshit-The few people who were violently offended at my candor, threw similar fucking hissy-fits to see me emasculated, one even fucking left the place after I was grnted re-entry, because that 40-something adult, has personal fucking issues better left to a professional counselor to attempt to resolve....

But hey, who needs a couch and a draw on yer bank account for the same when you have me, eh?? I offer my observations, free of fucking charge- Evoke my name again, please, lets be pals!!

Q. What do anal sex and spinach have in common?

A. If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.

This is a great performance. I do offer a couple of clarifications. Leonard Cohen was 74 at the time of this concert; he turned 75 Sept 21, 2009. You may also note that the lyrics shown are the original words During the World Tour, "Give me crack and anal sex" have been replaced by "Give me crack and careless sex." This shift is not new but has been invoked intermittently since the song was first released. Finally you might be interested in Cohen's latest songs. During the Leonard Cohen World Tour, 3 songs, Feels So Good (AKA The Other Blues Song), The Darkness, and Lullaby have been played for the 1st time, raising speculation they may be released on a new album. While each has been sung only a few times, multiple versions exist with different lyrics and arrangements. A summary of each song's performances and lyrics with videos and mp3s can be found at these posts:
“ Lullaby ”
“ The Darkness ”
“ Feels So Good ”

Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture

Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!

Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture

Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant.

You don't know me from the wind
You never will, you never did
I'm the little Jew
Who wrote the Bible

I've seen the nations rise and fall
I've heard their stories, heard them all
But love's the only engine of survival.

Your servant here, he has been told
to say it clear, to say it cold:
It's over, it ain't going any further.

And now the wheels of heaven stop
You feel the devil's riding crop
Get ready for the future:
it is murder.

When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant.

There'll be the breaking of the ancient Western code
Your private life will suddenly explode
There'll be phantoms
There'll be fires on the road
And a white man dancing..

You'll see a woman
Hanging upside down
Her features covered by her fallen gown
And all the lousy little poets
Coming round
Tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson
And the white man dancin'.

Give me back the Berlin wall
Give me Stalin and St Paul
Give me Christ
or give me Hiroshima
Destroy another fetus now
We don't like children anyhow
I've seen the future, baby:
it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said REPENT, REPENT ...

I stand by the fabricated quote that Rush Limbaugh wants to have anal sex with Ronald Reagan's corpse while blowing a transvestite hooker, because we all know he thinks it.

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