put that malignant tortoise down already.

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Tortoise football needs to be a thing.

Tortoise thinks he's bigger than the blue moon.

Tortoise thinks that is a giant fucking blueberry.

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A little cooking oil on the floor and the tortoise is on it's back. Advance and retreat not an option.

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tortoise and the hare always reminds me of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq0BwIkNlXQ

We'll be fine as long as the questions don't cover your mom and inverted tortoises.

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For future reference, wow is tortoise for "I'm coming".