>> ^GreatBird:
This must be the UK version of Life. Here in the States we have Oprah Winfrey as narrator. I would much rather have Sir Attenborough.


Oprah?! Ha ha, that made me laugh.

Agreed.>> ^GreatBird:
This must be the UK version of Life. Here in the States we have Oprah Winfrey as narrator. I would much rather have Sir Attenborough.

This must be the UK version of Life. Here in the States we have Oprah Winfrey as narrator. I would much rather have Sir Attenborough.

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A dog and an orang-utan have forged an unlikely friendship at an animal sanctuary.
Suriya the orang-utan and Roscoe the bluetick coonhound palled up after meeting at The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Most dogs avoid apes, but Roscoe is happy to swim and play alongside Suriya and even lets his hairy friend take him for walks.

Their bond is so strong that US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is set to feature them in a special show called Amazing Animal Friendship.

Dr Bhagavan Antle, founder of the centre, said: "Roscoe looked really thin and a little lost so we fed him and took care of him. He followed us through the gate and ran over and found Suriya.

"As soon as he saw Roscoe, Suriya ran over to him and they started playing. It was unusual because dogs are usually scared of primates but they took to each other straight away."
(from ITN news)

I know I can
Be what I want to be
If I work hard at it
I'll be where I want to be
[Kids]
I know I can (I know I can)
Be what I want a be (be what I want a be)
If I work hard at it (If I work hard at it)
I'll be where I want a be (I'll be where I want a be)


Be, B-Boys and girls, listen up
You can be anything in the world, in God we trust
An architect, doctor, maybe an actress
But nothing comes easy it takes much practice
Like, I met a woman who's becoming a star
She was very beautiful, leaving people in awe
Singing songs, Lena Horn, but the younger version
Hung with the wrong person
got her strung on that heroin
cocaine sniffing up drugs all in her nose...
Coulda died, so young, now looks ugly and old
No fun cause now when she reaches for hugs people hold they breath
Cause she smells of corrosion and death
Watch the company you keep and the crowd you bring
Cause they came to do drugs and you came to sing
So if you gonna be the best, I'm a tell you how,
Put your hands in the air, and take a vow


I know I can (I know I can)
Be what I want a be (be what I want a be)
If I work hard at it (If I work hard at it)
I'll be where I want a be (I'll be where I want a be)


Be, B-Boys and girls, listen again
This is for grown looking girls who's only ten
The ones who watch videos and do what they see
As cute as can be, up in the club with fake ID
Careful, 'fore you meet a man with HIV
You can host the TV like Oprah Winfrey
Whatever you decide, be careful, some men be
Rapists, so act your age, don't pretend to be
Older than you are, give yourself time to grow
You thinking he can give you wealth, but so
Young boys, you can use a lot of help, you know
You thinking life's all about smoking weed and ice
You don't want a be my age and can't read and write
Begging different women for a place to sleep at night
Smart boys turn to men and do whatever they wish
If you believe you can achieve, then say it like this


Be, be, 'fore we came to this country
We were kings and queens, never porch monkeys
It was empires in Africa called Kush
Timbuktu, where every race came to get books
To learn from black teachers who taught Greeks and Romans
Asian, Arabs and gave them gold when
Gold was converted to money it all changed
Money then became empowerment for Europeans
The Persian military invaded
They heard about the gold, the teachings, and everything sacred
Africa was almost robbed naked
Slavery was money, so they began making slave ships
Egypt was the place that Alexander the Great went
He was so shocked at the mountains with black faces
Shot off they nose to impose what basically
Still goes on today, you see?
If the truth is told, the youth can grow
Then learn to survive until they gain control
Nobody says you have to be gangstas, hoes
Read more learn more, change the globe
Ghetto children, do your thing
Hold your head up, little man, you're a king
Young Princess when you get your wedding ring
Your man is saying "She's my queen"

The most important part of this community is me. Period.

Without me, this place would implode on itself like Oprah Winfrey in deep space.

but EVIDENCE isn't my god, even if bicyclerepairman writes it in capitals.

This feels more and more like discussing with Stephen Colbert:

Did you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than in your brain? Look it up. Now I know some of you are gonna say "I did look it up, and its not true" Well, thats cause you looked it up in a book, try looking it up in your gut.

My point about evidence is that i think its a good idea to ask yourself this question:If I make something up, right now, (such as flying pink unicorns) would I, with any confidence be able to say that the shit I just made up is less plausible than what I actually believe in?

Or, take another example, the hijackers of 9/11. Are they up there screwing virgins as we speak? no? Why not? Well, we cant say for sure, they may have been rewarded with eternal bliss for all we know. Lets say you were given the chance to talk them out of it, what could you say? Their god wasnt evidence, they had faith, they KNEW they were going to paradise. If evidence isnt needed to believe, how can we say that those people are wrong?, arent they just as likely to be right as Rick Warren, or Oprah Winfrey, or Tom Cruise or Richard Dawkins? Are they all on level grounds?

How do you separate ridiculous nonsense from plausible ideas?

"Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity."
Oprah Winfrey

My user told me to tell you the MCP looks like Oprah Winfrey.

End of line.

Tom Cruise, lightning bolt!
Oprah Winfrey has fainted!
Go Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris uses roundhouse kick!
It's super effective!
Tom Cruise has fainted!