Almost as many disasters as Michael Bay.

So this is what a nature documentary would look like if it was directed by George Lucas... it even has a hint of Michael Bay (explosions!) and Quentin Tarantino (blood!) mixed in it.

Somewhere in the world, Michael Bay shed a single tear.

The fucking things Michael Bay fucking says are such a fucking inspiration to me. It's not about art, it's about the Autobots and how GOOD they are. Shit yeah, Michael Bay. Shit yeah, we love that.

Michael Bay be like, "Isn't that a bit much?"

Okay - My first doubts were when I saw the words, "Michael Bay!"

I'm amazed by how many people apparently already watched the whole movie and declared it terrible or stupid. I mean, you wouldn't judge a two-hour movie based on a one-minute trailer, would you? Unless Uwe Boll or Michael Bay are involved, I tend to wait until a movie finished production and people are actually able to see the whole thing until I judge it as good or bad (and even then I acknowledge that there is something called 'opinion'). This might not be the best trailer, but I'll never understand people who judge a whole movie or TV show based on the first one-minute trailer or even a still picture from the set.

Agreed...I want more. But then again, Michael Bay did drop a harsh truth. Dude's movies make bank, even though I hate that fact.

Michael Bay's *cinema Megatron!

Say whatever you will about the quality of the directors. With regard to this particular rap battle, Michael Bay tore it up with some harsh truths.

This was not a trailer. It was a wet dream Michael Bay had.

It's like Michael Bay's wet dream intensified by 1000.