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Don't Let the Ball Touch the Ground!
So many cuts it could be directed by Michael Bay
When Outdoor Cooking Goes Wrong
Cooking with Michael Bay.
6 Underground: Because Science Says So
Hmm.
I think of "Michael Bay"ishness as a bad thing in movies.
Explosions for no reason. Narrative leaps that make no sense except to get to the next action. Plot only serves as a device to get from one explosion/action scene to the next with no character development or originality whatsoever.
If you've outgrown your teens and still like Michael Bay, I honestly feel pity for you. There is a world of brilliant filmmaking out there you're missing for this immature pablum.
To paraphrase, another film: Mr. Bay, what you've just made is one of the most insanely idiotic movies I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent film were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational plot. Everyone in this theatre is now dumber for having watched to it. I award you no stars, and may God have mercy on your soul.
MIDWAY Trailer (2019) -- A WWII Movie
Oh god, I can smell how bad it's going to be from here. It smells like a cross between Ishtar and every Michael Bay movie ever.
New Hampshire Jeep vs Semi crash
If you're going to have an auto accident, the worst place to have it is at the intersection of Real Life and Michael Bay.
UpTown Spot
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Sounds like a minor plotline from the book Robopocalypse. I think they're still making a movie out of it . Book was pretty good.
Edit: oh no ... Michael Bay. Oh well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robopocalypse
Sometime in the near future, when these things are running around killing us, I will remember this code is buried somewhere deep in their AI Core. As it's standing over me, about to deliver the killing blow, I will hit the play button on my phone, (cued up the uptown funk song earlier just in case). As the death-bot starts to uncontrollably moonwalk, I will slip away to survive another day in this hell on earth, delivered to us by Bostondyne Systems.
Bumblebee (2018) - New Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures
wow, it's NOT directed by Michael Bay!
maybe they replaced the explosion budget with decent writing?
PS90 Barrel shoot
Jesus turned water into wine, only the god of movie explosions Michael Bay can turn a water barrel into a massive explosion.
That gun must suck. He hit that red barrel dozens of times, but still couldn't get it to explode. It wasn't even smoldering.
Massive Explosion in Italy
Michael Bay's style!
Sure did blow up good......
Real good.
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
Your video, Isle of Dogs 2 - directed by Michael Bay, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Thundercats Reboot
Haha, those bears. I would like to see a real life version. Just don't let Michael Bay touch it hough!
We all prefer the '80's, but we can't go back! We were all younger, and dumber then. I can't honestly love the thing without recognizing that it also had Ro-Bear Berbils.
Sam Bee - Medicinal Cannabis For All
I wish I could be a fly on the wall in the future to hear people discuss how stupid we were back in the 21st century.
We know Cannabis does more good by far than harm, but we ban it.
We know climate change is happening but we ignore it.
We keep letting Michael Bay make essentially the same movie over and over with a slightly different theme.
We elected Trump.
Payback (Member Profile)
Your video, SUV crashes into house allegedly owned by Michael Bay, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
SUV crashes into house allegedly owned by Michael Bay
What? There's no way that house is owned by Michael Bay. I don't see any explosio---oh. Oh. Yeah, that's his house.
Every Single Product Placement in the Films of Michael Bay
I'd have to watch it again and write it down. I can only watch Michael Bay anything once per year.
There were too many. Which ones did they miss?