>> ^hpqp:

Answer: no.
(also: what a ripoff of the Smart).


And every minivan is a ripoff of the VW Microbus...whatever.

I was recently in the market for a car and I looked at the Scion iQ and gave it a test drive. It was actually pretty cool and unique, and better than the Smart in almost every way conceivable (I've also driven a Smart). Here's the catch, it's billed as a city car, so it has a crappy CVT Transmission. As well as No cruise control, I cannot have a car without cruise control and this didn't even give the option.

Toyota will get my money when they bring the TOYOTA iQ over from Europe...not some crappy ripoff with bigger wheels.

Without the donuts, I would never have noticed this commercial or this Car - Great Marketing

EDIT: Note to self - always include donuts in marketing...

They should have offered this poor child a donut and sweetly asked him to leave the room or sit down.


But why taser him? I don't think he would headbutt anyone or bodyslam a deputy or god forbid, bite someone.

Also, I would pay real money to watch some of you people do the work of police or jail officers.

>> ^TheSluiceGate:

Hmm. An tired aging behemoth trys to stay relevant by artlessly shoehorning the title sequence of a superior TV show into it's own. Where's the joke / satire / parody in this sequence? Why did they even bother?


You know that giant donut that ran down Hans Moleman? You're next!

Matt 6-6
so u be all leik MCHammertime and pray jus 2 make it 2day and stuff.6 Ceiling Cat is watching you prostrate but u donut no he is tho.7 ur pray shood not be made of fail.8 Ceiling Cat knows what u donut hate.

L-O-Lzzz

There's no need to guess about why they let him go. He wasn't breaking any laws. They had no probable cause. The end.

I don't get why people are still insisting that the man was being rude. He is doing exactly what a lawyer would have told him to do. Let's be clear: The police are not talking to the man to have a conversation while enjoying coffee and a donut on a lunch break. The man has been legally detained and is being questioned in order to find out if he has broken any laws, or to find probable cause which will allow them to search him or his vehicle and charge him with a crime. That's not being paranoid. That's what we pay the police to do.

Watch part one and two of Don't Talk to Cops. It's not a video made by a paranoid pot head. It's a lecture at a law school given by a defense attorney and a former police officer. The man's actions, even if you still don't agree with them, will seem much more reasonable after you learn about how the police operate.

I remember seeing this Komen logo on a box of processed donuts. It just killed me how backwards the machine really is.

That's not really drifting.. That's more.. Trying to do donuts.

Actually, you copied and pasted this from Google.

<reaches for another donut, rubs massive belly, runs greasy fingers through ponytail, smiles>

So THAT'S Homer's secret! Ah, Donuts: is there anything they can't do?

It is well known that homo sapiens evolved on the grassy plains of Africa, thrived and survived to this day, by consuming well metered doses of engineered pharmaceuticals.

I am so glad they have finally discovered the "missing link" here if you will, the secret to health. I knew all along that the supposed triangle of life - donuts, Coca Cola, and a sedentary lifestyle, were actually three parts of a quadrilateral. This fat killing drug will allow us to ascend the food chain even higher, by killing parts of ourselves to survive.

The only thing that gets me is that many people will refuse to take it. I think it should be added to our water supplies.

>> ^chilaxe:

"If only we had someone who could out-run a puppy!"


*huff* "Too" *huff* "many" *huff* "donuts" *huff*

For videos like this, context is important. All I see is some guy yelling at police officers trying to do their job. I haven't seen these officers hurt anyone, pull a gun, force anyone around etc. So yes, context is important. If the officers weren't doing anything before the marine showed up, then the marine is a jerk. If they were doing something, then he's justified.

I'm getting sort of sick of the asinine opinion around here that all police are inherently bad people

>> ^kymbos:

Yes, all relevant footage and full context must exist on one five minute video, or else nothing is valid!
Now, I must eat some donuts before spreading more wisdom on the internet.

Yes, all relevant footage and full context must exist on one five minute video, or else nothing is valid!

Now, I must eat some donuts before spreading more wisdom on the internet.