Wow, slow down there hotshot. I better go in netscape and search for something relevant on altavista.
>> ^PostalBlowfish:

hey guise chuck norris is badass im cool rite
check out this super awesome - hahaha rick astley I GOT YOU SO GOOD
now back to my napster

Your video, Chuck Norris Can Stop a Chainsaw With His Bare Hands, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

hey guise chuck norris is badass im cool rite

check out this super awesome - hahaha rick astley I GOT YOU SO GOOD

now back to my napster

Oh. My. God. I love Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' facts really need to suffer an overhaul.

I'll go first:

Chuck Norris' brain can stop logic from getting in.

Chuck Norris is an old fart.

I know they're not funny, but it's true.

clint and chuck norris should do a commercial together
cuckoo -- cuckoo

>> ^Yogi:

I hope Obama destroys this country...I really want to help these crazy people feel like they're sane.


I know right? It would be very oddly reassuring to wake up some morning and Obama has a press conference brandishing an AK-47, shooting it into the air and screaming of jihad.

It would be strangly comforting to discover that the world is, in fact, black and white and straight out of a early 1950's serial fiction story.

There would be no consequences, everything would reset back to normal for the next episode.

>> ^probie:

Oh Chuck, how your star has dimmed. You should have went out on a high note during the whole "Chuck Norris meme" when you had the chance.


It was shockingly similar to Clint's speech. For a moment there I thought Chucky was about to cry. Passion? OR ACTING TALENT!!!!

Oh Chuck, how your star has dimmed. You should have went out on a high note during the whole "Chuck Norris meme" when you had the chance.

Congrats on gold!
In reply to this comment by lv_hunter:
W00t this vid got me my gold star!

There's no longer any need for Chuck Norris facts. "Chuck Norris" is now the punchline.

Chuck Norris fact, Chuck Norris is the only man to successfully remove his own brain.

Oh no! A downvote! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!
>> ^shuac:

If you check my downvote history, this meme is the recipient of far more downvotes than any other category. It's not even close. Understand that it's nothing personal, silvercord, although I doubt you will. Nonetheless...

Must have been the double meme.

>> ^PostalBlowfish:

Not a single laugh. Either I am humorless or Chuck Norris and Hitler don't impress me anymore (if they ever did).

Not a single laugh. Either I am humorless or Chuck Norris and Hitler don't impress me anymore (if they ever did).