Chuck Norris fact, Chuck Norris is the only man to successfully remove his own brain.

I'm glad Bruce Lee Kicked his ass in that movie...

Is this an advert for hair dye?

Isn't it fascinating how every four years, we seem to always be at a tipping point between total destruction and prosperity?

There should be a study done or something...for some reason, every four years, our union is just a heartbeat away from being completely and totally annihilated by a mustache twirling villain who conspires to put you in chains and shoot your dog too.

Amazing that we've survived this long. Every four years, somehow we've managed to avoid the total collapse of the United States.

Someone should look into that.

He's such a tool "now."

Like he hasn't always been.

W00t this vid got me my gold star!

SOMETHING WORSE THAN SOCIALISM? OH DEAR GOD!!!

Love how they keep quoting Reagan when even Reagan wouldn't be a Republican by today's standards.

There's no longer any need for Chuck Norris facts. "Chuck Norris" is now the punchline.

I love how orchestrated the background is. It's as if someone would actually have a room as ridiculous as this one. It's full of successful and patriotic imagery that the electorate subconsciously processes. I would have greatly enjoyed being in the meeting where they argued on what should be behind these two shills.

*controversy

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That taste in your mouth is vomit.

I hope Obama destroys this country...I really want to help these crazy people feel like they're sane.

I don't know what you guys are talking about. This was a delicately neutral, non-partisan call for all Americans to enrole to vote, or, you know, 1000 years of darkness, like what that guy said.

Oh Chuck, how your star has dimmed. You should have went out on a high note during the whole "Chuck Norris meme" when you had the chance.

>> ^probie:

Oh Chuck, how your star has dimmed. You should have went out on a high note during the whole "Chuck Norris meme" when you had the chance.


It was shockingly similar to Clint's speech. For a moment there I thought Chucky was about to cry. Passion? OR ACTING TALENT!!!!

>> ^Yogi:

I hope Obama destroys this country...I really want to help these crazy people feel like they're sane.


I know right? It would be very oddly reassuring to wake up some morning and Obama has a press conference brandishing an AK-47, shooting it into the air and screaming of jihad.

It would be strangly comforting to discover that the world is, in fact, black and white and straight out of a early 1950's serial fiction story.

There would be no consequences, everything would reset back to normal for the next episode.

Bring on the 1000 years of darkness!!!!

YEAH CTHULU WOOOOO

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His wifes' all tough and mannish like he is....He's punch drunk and she used to really dig cocaine...I know these people!

You're right. I was trying to figure out if the garments in the back right corner were Karate or Klan.>> ^nomino:

I love how orchestrated the background is. It's as if someone would actually have a room as ridiculous as this one. It's full of successful and patriotic imagery that the electorate subconsciously processes. I would have greatly enjoyed being in the meeting where they argued on what should be behind these two shills.

It's a dojo, Einstein.