Favourites

1) Season - Summer
2) Place in the world - Probably ain't been yet.
3) Children's book - Aesop's Fables for Children.
4) TV Series - Simpsons
5) Word - Meatloaf
6) Film - Wild At Heart
7) Curse - All of 'em
Creature - Woman
9) Past time - Intoxicated
10)Person - Ghengis Khan

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Dog
12) Sweet or savoury - Savoury
13) Cereal or Toast - Cereal
14) Tan or pale - Tan
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop
17) Drive or walk - Walk
18) Drama or comedy - Drama
19) Sex or food - Duh
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Simpsons

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - http://www.videosift.com/video/Toxic-Avenger-Car-Crushes-Kid-On-a-Bicycle-scene
22) A great comment on one of your vids - *beg
23) Most off the wall member - Meh...
24) Favourite user name - MrFisk
25) Your most used channel - NSFW?
26) Personal dumbass moment - the beginning
27) Best avatar - My original
28) Partner in crime - Partners
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Few
30) Idea for the site - Points used promoting should have a one day recharge.

About you

31) Where do you live - Nebraska
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Tobacco?
33) Left or right handed - right
34) Hair colour - black with grey
35) Relationship status - there
36) How tall - 5'12
37) Children - amazingly not yet
38) Ever had an operation - more than a few
39) Best feature - me
40) Use four words to describe yourself - curt, funny, gallant, morbid

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Julius Caesar
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Fuck that
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Donald Rumsfeld
44) Relive a moment in your life - the beginning
45) Have a superpower - Apocalypse
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - What happens after death?
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Trying to get laid.
48) Be president for one hour - Blowjobs
49) Delete a period in history - George W. Bush
50) Achieve one thing - 11 wives at once

Phish and Jay-z are terrible. Ok not terrible, but trey, although a great guitarist, has a shitty voice, and rap is terrible live. (except for maybe the roots and aesop rock).

S'pose I'll join in on the randomized fun.

1. System of a Down - Fuck The System
2. Mos Def - New World Water
3. Serart - If You Can Catch Me
4. Jurassic 5 - I Am Somebody
5. Rilo Kiley - Salute My Shorts!
6. Aesop Rock - Float
7. Aesop Rock - Spare A Match
8. The Decemberists - Yankee Bayonet (I Will Be Home Then)
9. Rogue Wave - Own Your Own Home
10. System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song

I'm shocked that neither Elliott Smith or Nirvana made an appearance, but not a half-bad representation - I'll take it!

cool! Aesop Rock is one of those artists I hear about a lot but never looked into. I'm glad you submitted this, it's very good.

Aesop is one of my all time favorites. good find.

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Happy Birthday Everyone!

(Also born today... King George III, Aesop, Angelina Jolie, and Cecilia Bartoli!)

@marr

"I believe it to be full of facts and truths, carried in the meaning of metaphors."

I just don't think these facts and truths (in the bible or any other book) are the source of human morals. "Aesop's Fables" is also full of truths as metaphor. I do appreciate your responses, but they do somewhat demonstrate the uselessness of an atheist discussing/arguing the bible, or god, or religion with a true believer (and vice-versa). There are no corners to get backed into in your world. I'm not ripping on you, marr. I just see where this would go. We can just agree to disagree and call it good.

Aesop is very entertaining live... a lot of rappers aren't

Aesop Rock rules!

Labour Days is one of my favourite albums!

i think they should just use aesop's fables as the swearing it book ...

i admire that this man remained true to himself, but he should have realized that the religious right would just use this as their new platform in which to try and shout people down again ... *sigh*

(this was to fieldsr, btw)

I don't need religion to guide my moral compass.

I had a coworker actually tell me that I was the type of person that would never pull over to help a stranded motorist because I didn't believe in God. That conversation ended when I asked him just how many people he has pulled over to help, or if he had EVER helped anyone. The nerve of some Christians! ;-)

You claim to be a Christian, yet you dismiss heaven and hell? I think the whole purpose of being a Christian is to get to heaven, isn't it? At least a huge part of it... isn't that the goal? If the tenets of Christianity help you live a better life, more power to ya, but that don't necessarily make you a Christian. Aesop's fables have taught me some very valuable life lessons, but that don't mean I believe goats can talk.