Roast XIV is now in progress.

MC: thinker247

Roastee: MrFisk

http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/It-s-a-motherfucking-Roast-bitches-and-gentlemen

THE JESTER

Thanks, hal.
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Anyone you know?

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 2 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!

Congrats on the ruby! You deserve some jewelry.

Congrats on your ruby!

Congrats on the Ruby!

Congratulations on reaching new heights on VideoSift. You have earned yourself 250 stars, earning you status of Ruby member. You have been awarded 1 Power Point for achieving this level. Thanks for all your contributions.

Thank You.

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No need to thank me, Murray Haldaug - it's always nice to see something new and interesting on the sift. I was going to write 'obscure', but considering the amount of people that know of / attend the ceremony that's probably a bit of an ethnocentrism to put it that way.

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Thanks!

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*Quality video of a strange, yet fascinating *military tradition.

Your video, Awesome Aborted Landing on a Russian Carrier, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Your video, I'll Have the Calamari - Star Wars Robot Chicken, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Your video, Canadian TV Show Destroys a Snake Oil Salesman, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

It's on!

ANNOUNCING THE ROAST OF KULPIMS! Saturday Feb 20.
The time has come again for we, the jesting crew, to pay tribute take the piss out of one of our own. This time up it'sour Gay Trekkie Roman, aka Kulpims!

Why do we pay him this honour you might ask? Is it because of some extraordinary contribution he's made to the community here? Has the man fought heroically in some war overseas? Is he celebrated in the intellectual community for his witty repartee in debating the great moral and political philosophers of our time? NO I say! The reason we give him this great honour is that his name was on the list!!!

I've sifted (so to speak) through his videos and comments for insight into his personality, but came up with nothing but small brown nuggets- very much like the Lincoln Logs I used to find buried in my backyard sandbox as a child. At least I hope they were Lincoln Logs. Some interesting statistics though... He's sifted 507 videos with 12,146 votes received. This translates to a weighted average of a very low 23.9 votes per video. This means that, basically nobody gives a shit what the man posts, except his sock puppet Choggie . http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims/published

Looking through Roman's comments you'll notice that he communicates mostly through a series of guttural noises generated deep in his diaphragm, and a series of clicks and whistles which are almost inaudible to the human ear. If you can decipher those look here: http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/kulpims.

So... we expect the usual gang of idiots to vomit their wisdom and wit all over these hallowed halls here at Parody Talk. The Roast will start as soon as I haul my hung-over ass out of the sack, promptly at the crack of 2:00 pm Pacific! It's my birthday the night before, and if you think I'm arriving any earlier than that, you're crazy!

See you here crew!

-The RoastMASTER!

I do my best

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Thanks! You really are curating the bravo! channel.

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