Bullshit. Discriminating against a willfully ignorant individual is not even close to discriminating against an entire population. Not. Even. Close.

Perhaps if there were an entire sub-population of humanity that was born willfully ignorant and could do nothing about it, was enslaved, killed with impunity once freed, and eventually given some lip service to equal rights, the Organization for the Advancement of Ignorance would have some moral high ground upon which to stand.

But of course, it is the choice to be ignorant that is the key distinction. Spouting stupid shit from a position of power is not the same as being born with DNA that makes your skin dark, your eyes slanted, or your dick hard for other dicks. People are generally punished, directly or indirectly, for saying and doing stupid things, especially when it causes damage to other people.

>> ^quantumushroom:

If the fascist, politically correct laws that force everyone to associate with everyone else applied to leftists, Senator No-Gay could successfully sue the restaurant for discrimination.

I don't know what you want this guy to do; suck your dick? He got on the innertubes, apologized and said they were taking measures to discipline the guy. Is every company man supposed to be a crack orator?

If I had an important urgent message to send, I would read it off carefully, too. Wouldn't you? >> ^shagen454:

Fuck FedEx. They treat their employees like shit and it's in my belief that that our government helped fuck the post office in order to help private companies like FedEx and UPS. FedEx is like a corporate Scientology, the way this guy speaks, completely disingenuous, stale, planned is exactly the way that company is all the way to the top.

Been there, done that. Not as recommended when on acid though.
>> ^gwiz665:

Try saying gwiz665 5 times in a mirror....
>> ^luxury_pie:
Or gwiz comes out?
>> ^gwiz665:
Don't stick your dick in crazy!
>> ^luxury_pie:
I'm already having sex with the internet, no sandwiches needed.
And when there is sandwich-proof love, sudo isn't required anymore.
>> ^ant:
>> ^luxury_pie:
>> ^ant:
>> ^luxury_pie:
Ahh internets, I like you.

Ditto, but <3 for me.
The day the internet can make me a sandwich, there will be love.

Oh yeah. Does that include sex with the Internet too?
Do you use sudo command for sandwiches from your UNIX/Linux computers?

Try saying gwiz665 5 times in a mirror....
>> ^luxury_pie:

Or gwiz comes out?
>> ^gwiz665:
Don't stick your dick in crazy!
>> ^luxury_pie:
I'm already having sex with the internet, no sandwiches needed.
And when there is sandwich-proof love, sudo isn't required anymore.
>> ^ant:
>> ^luxury_pie:
>> ^ant:
>> ^luxury_pie:
Ahh internets, I like you.

Ditto, but <3 for me.
The day the internet can make me a sandwich, there will be love.

Oh yeah. Does that include sex with the Internet too?
Do you use sudo command for sandwiches from your UNIX/Linux computers?

Or gwiz comes out?
>> ^gwiz665:

Don't stick your dick in crazy!
>> ^luxury_pie:
I'm already having sex with the internet, no sandwiches needed.
And when there is sandwich-proof love, sudo isn't required anymore.
>> ^ant:
>> ^luxury_pie:
>> ^ant:
>> ^luxury_pie:
Ahh internets, I like you.

Ditto, but <3 for me.
The day the internet can make me a sandwich, there will be love.

Oh yeah. Does that include sex with the Internet too?
Do you use sudo command for sandwiches from your UNIX/Linux computers?

Don't stick your dick in crazy!
>> ^luxury_pie:

I'm already having sex with the internet, no sandwiches needed.
And when there is sandwich-proof love, sudo isn't required anymore.
>> ^ant:
>> ^luxury_pie:
>> ^ant:
>> ^luxury_pie:
Ahh internets, I like you.

Ditto, but <3 for me.
The day the internet can make me a sandwich, there will be love.

Oh yeah. Does that include sex with the Internet too?
Do you use sudo command for sandwiches from your UNIX/Linux computers?

hmm.. @eric3579 here's another version of the lyrics. i'm not sure which is more correct.

Hey
I can be the answer
i'm ready to dance when the vamp up
and when i hit that dip get ya camera
you could see i been that bitch since the pamper
and that i am that young sis
the beacon. the bitch who wants to compete and i could freak a ‘fit
that pump w/ the peep &
you know what ya bitch become when her weave in
i just wanna sip that punch with ya peeps &
sit in that lunch if ya treatin
kick it with ya bitch who come from parisian
she know where i get mine from and the season
now she wanna lick my plum in the evening
and fit that ton-tongue d-deep in
i guess that kunt gettin eaten (2x)
i was in the 212 on the uptown A nigga you know what's up
or don't you? word to who made ya
i'm a rude bitch nigga
what are you made up of? i'ma eat ya food up boo
i could bust your 8
i'ma do one too
fuck ya gon do?
when ya do make bucks
i'ma look right nigga bet ya do want to fuck…..
fuck him like ya do want to cum
ya gay to get discovered in my two-one-deuce
cock-a-likkin in the water by the blue bayou
caught the warm goo
in ya du-rag too son? nigga you're a kool-aid dude
plus your bitch might lick it
wonder who let you come to one-two
with ya doodoo crew son…. fuck are you into
huh? niggas better oooh-run-run
you could get shot homie
if ya do want to
put ya guns up
tell your crew don't front
i'm a hoodlum nigga you know you were too once.
Bitch i'm ‘bout to blew up too
i'm the one today
i'm the new shit boo
young rapunzel
who are you bitch
new lunch? - i'ma ruin you kunt (3x) AYO
I HEARD YOU RIDING WITH THE SAME TALL
TALL TALE
TELLING THEM YA MADE SOME
SAYING YOU GRIDING BUT YA AIN'T GOING
NOWHERE WHY PROCRASTINATE GIRL? YOU GOT ALOT BUT YOU JUST WASTE ALL YOURS AND
THEY'LL FORGET YOUR NAME SOON
AND WONT NOBODY BE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF (YEA) -WHAT YOU GON DO WHEN I APPEAR?
W-WHEN-WHEN I PREMIERE? BITCH THE END OF YOUR LIVES ARE NEAR
THIS SHIT BEEN MINE MINE. (2X) bitch i'm in the 212 with the fif' cocked nigga its the TWO-ONE-ZOO
fuck ya gon do
when ya goon sprayed up
bet his bitch wont get him
bet ya you wont do much. see even if ya do want to bust
ya bitch'll get ya cut and touch ya crew up too pop
ya playing with ya butter like ya boo won't true cock the gun to where ya do eat poom hun?
i'm fucking with ya cutie-q
what's your dick like homie? what are you into? what's the run dude? where do you wake up?
tell ya bitch keep hatin'
i'm the new one two huh…. cuz i remember you when you were the young new face but ya do like to slumber don't you?
now ya boo up too hun.
I'M A RUIN YOU KUNT. -WHAT YOU GON DO WHEN I APPEAR? W-WHEN-WHEN I PREMIERE? BITCH THE END OF YOUR LIVES ARE NEAR
THIS SHIT BEEN MINE MINE. (2X)

Hey, I can be the answer
I’m ready to dance when they vamp up
And when they hit that dip get your camera
You can see when that bitch sets the pamper
And get in that young sister beacon
The bitch who wants to compete and
I can freakin fit that pump with the peep in
And you know what your bitch become when her weaved in
I just wanna sip that punch with your peeps and
Sit in that lunch if your treating
Kick it with your bitch who come from...
You knows where to get mine from in the season
Unless you wanna lick my plum in the evening
And flick that tongue, tongue d-deep in
I guess that cunt getting eaten
I guess that cunt getting eaten
I guess that cunt getting eaten
I guess that cunt getting eaten
I guess that cunt getting eaten

I was in the 212 on the uptown
Hey nigga nigger, you know what's up or don’t you?
Wonder who made ya
I’ma rude bitch nigga, what are you made up of
I’ma eat your food up, boo
I could bust your 8, I’ma do one too
Fuck it
When you do make bucks
I’ma look right, nigga, I bet you do want to fuck
Fuck 'em like you do want to come
...you discovered I'm a 212
Cock-a-licking in the water...
Caught the warm goo and you do right too son
Nigga Nigger, you’re a cooler dude
Plus your bitch might lick it
Wonder who let you come 212, what do you...son
Fuck are you in to, huh?
Niggas better do run run
You could get shot homie if you do want to
Put your guns up
Tell your crew don't front
I'm a hoodlum nigga
You know you were too once
Bitch about to blew up to
I’m the one today
I’m the new shit too
Yeah I’m Rapunzel
Who are you bitch, new lunch?
I’ma ruin you cunt!
I’ma ruin you cunt!
I’ma ruin you cunt!
I’ma ruin you cunt!

Ayo, ayo
I heard you’re riding with the same tall, tall tale
Tell him I made some, made some
Saying you’re grinding but you ain’t going nowhere, nowhere!
Why procrastinate girl?
You gotta lie, but you just waste all yourself
They'll forget your name soon, name soon
And want nobody be the same as yourself, yeah

What you gonna do when I ain't up there
W-when I premier
Bitch the end of their lives are there
This ship ain’t mine, mine!
What you gonna do when I ain't up there
W-when I premier
Bitch the end of their lives are there
This ship ain’t mine, mine!

Bitch I’m in the 212
With the fifth cock nigga
Its the 212
Fuck your gun, dude!
When your goons sprayed up
Bet his bitch won't get him
Betcha you won't do much
See, even if you do want to bust
Your bitch ... and touch your crew up to pop
You’re playing with your butter like you do want to cock the gun too
Where did you eat too, hun?
And fuck him with your cutie-cue ...
What’s your dick like homie?
What are you into?
What’s the run dude?
Where do you wake up?
Tell your bitch, "Keep hating"
I'm a new one too, huh
See I remember you when you were the young new face
But you do like to slumber don't you
Now you blew up too hun
I’ma ruin you cunt!
I’ma ruin you cunt!
I’ma ruin you cunt!

What you gonna do when I ain't up there
W-when I premier
Bitch the end of their lives are there
This ship ain’t mine, mine!
What you gonna do when I ain't up there
W-when I premier
Bitch the end of their lives are there
This ship ain’t mine, mine!

what's your dick like homie, what are you into?

i'ma ruin you, cunt.

Scratching your balls? GAY!
Holding your cock when you pee? GAY!
Soaping your dick in the shower? GAY!

>> ^luxury_pie:


So @packo decides for whom we can feel bad. Finally, I was looking for you all around!
And suddenly I don't have to feel bad for molested children, because there are children out there who have it much worse and starve to death, yaaaay logic.


Your logic fails as badly as the wingsuit. If we follow your synaptic misfires, the children would be jumping on your dick (you, playing the role of gravity/a non functioning wingsuit don't actually do anything, you're just there) of their own volition and incur injury, possibly even STD's, because of their poor choices...

ie. Choosing to fuck someone is not the same as being raped/molested. But kudos on your Godwin-esque attempt to somehow link some twit jumping off a bridge and hurting himself with a child being raped. You must be so proud... /eyeroll

>> ^peggedbea:

just know, @siftbot wouldn't suck your dick, but he would hold it until the swelling went down.


Sex is great--but I'm talking about True Transcendent Love.

just know, @siftbot wouldn't suck your dick, but he would hold it until the swelling went down.

>> ^DrewNumberTwo:

"They're visually announcing to everyone within sight, "Hey look at me! I'm willing to kill someone!""
Horseshit. You can't apply an arbitrary message to someone's actions. I've carried a gun. Do you know if I'm willing to kill someone? Hint: You do not.
"what i am rebutting is this idea that any ridicule of this mans behavior, while it may be well within his rights, is objectionable on the sole premise that "because he fucking can"."
Walking around illegally showing a weapon is cause for alarm, but where this guy lives, it's legal. Ridicule is pointless.
"I have no problem with other people's right to open-carry if they have a valid need to do so. I have a problem with the idea that everyone should open-carry... just because we can."
But that's not what this conversation is about, is it? And it's a false dichotomy.


oh, so you have missed my point entirely. splendid. if i may put it in different terms: if his intention of openly carrying a firearm is explicitly "because he fucking can", he is an idiot. What discernable purpose does it serve to open carry because, and only because "you fucking can" besides announcing to everyone around you, "hey, check it out, ive got a gun, badass huh?" to which i would reply, "how small is your dick? do you drive a porche? whatever, Midlifecrisisasaurus".

what i am not fucking saying is he shouldnt be allowed to.

i open carry and conceal carry from time to time depending on the situation. however, every time i do carry its for a reason other than "because i fucking can". carrying, concealed or otherwise, all the damn time isnt all that smart anyway unless your day to day routine demands it. But if the only thing compelling you to carry is simply "because you fucking can" you are a fucking idiot douche and we will point and laugh at you

>> ^lavoll:

so what did he do really? for real, someone summarize for us foreigners?


He lied. More to the point, he got caught lying with photographic evidence. What hurt him the most was saying "it was a prank" when he should have just said, "yes, I did it. It was private correspondence and has nothing to do with my public work in Congress." He made an ass of all of his supporters by lying. It was only until he was busted with pictures that he revealed the truth. That's the problem. People believed in him and supported him, and would have continued to do so even through this "scandal", but by repeatedly lying to everyone he set himself up as fodder for the G.O.P. as an antidote for all of their poisonous scandals in recent years.

I like a lot of what he was doing, but clearly he has a problem because it's just stupid to send pics of your dick out to people when you're a congressman, so maybe he isn't as smart as I thought.