>> ^Shepppard:

Congratulations America! You're not the biggest assholes on the planet anymore!


Whew! I'm glad that's over.

Nothing is woman-proof.

>> ^laura:

It's a good thing he took over when he did; one more stop light or traffic sign and she might have popped a tire! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh wait, they're Polyglass tires, which are woman-proof. Whew.

That's the other type of rubber.

>> ^Darkhand:

>> ^laura:
It's a good thing he took over when he did; one more stop light or traffic sign and she might have popped a tire! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh wait, they're Polyglass tires, which are woman-proof. Whew.

Now If I only I could find women proof relationships. Just a way for two men to be together and do the things they do with women but you know with other guys.

>> ^laura:

It's a good thing he took over when he did; one more stop light or traffic sign and she might have popped a tire! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh wait, they're Polyglass tires, which are woman-proof. Whew.


Now If I only I could find women proof relationships. Just a way for two men to be together and do the things they do with women but you know with other guys.

You've come a long way, baby.>> ^laura:

It's a good thing he took over when he did; one more stop light or traffic sign and she might have popped a tire! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh wait, they're Polyglass tires, which are woman-proof. Whew.

It's a good thing he took over when he did; one more stop light or traffic sign and she might have popped a tire! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh wait, they're Polyglass tires, which are woman-proof. Whew.

Whew, I'm glad I wasn't in the middle of this one.

Thanks for the sift, @messenger
Information is always good.

Whew - I must have blinked my ears! Thanks Fantomas

"man, ive had this baby on my hip alllll day. whew im beat! but ive still got a ton of errands to run. here, i'll just set him down right here on this street corner and i'll be back in 2 minutes"

look, i know there are no perfect parents (because there's no perfect people) and as such we fuck up from time to time. parenting is an ever changing, constant learning session. the difference being, you are justifying the fuck ups with idiotic nonsense. leave your baby alone, in a stifling car, which i might add is far more dangerous for young children/babies, because theyre too much of a hassle for you? theyre kids! not fucking albatrosses! that shows an abject lack of any shred of parental responsibility on your part. seriously, i sincerely hope you do not have kids

>> ^AdrianBlack:

Ooops! Here is the site, at the bottom of the page are the links to the rest of the videos.
Whew, 'cause...I'm broke.
>> ^srd:
Video is only 1:18 long for me. I want my additional 8:42 minutes or my money back!



I am a minute man so I don't care

Ooops! Here is the site, at the bottom of the page are the links to the rest of the videos.
Whew, 'cause...I'm broke.
>> ^srd:

Video is only 1:18 long for me. I want my additional 8:42 minutes or my money back!

>> ^cito:

haha omg I can't stop laughing...
I cracked my bumper couple months back myself, ran over this big doberman in middle of road I was doing about 65, talk about disintegrating canine. Luckily only cost 200 bucks to repair.


Whew! Glad you were able to repair the doberman.

>> ^NetRunner:

>> ^burdturgler:
BTW, pass my congrats on to your banking colleagues for the bang-up job they're doing with security. Thank God there are professionals on the scene to ensure that no one ever gets their private banking information compromised. Whew. What a relief
Banks would completely not give a fuck about safeguarding anyone's personal information if it weren't for government regulations forcing them to. And I can report firsthand that the way management looks on it is something to be done as cheaply and incompletely as the law will allow.
Safeguards against things that could actually result in someone being able to commit fraud or otherwise steal money are in a completely different category, and the object of many millions of dollars worth of security.
>> ^burdturgler:
Odds of a fireman robbing my business with an axe .. zero.
Odds of my business being robbed by someone when my key is available .. greater than zero.
Of course, most crooks would sign out for keys before robbing someone, so you have a good point with the whole paper trail thing.
All jokes aside .. I do love you! .. lol I wonder if I'm slipping to the darkside tbh.

Why do you think the odds of a fireman robbing your business with an axe (or more probably, one of their battering-rams designed for forcibly opening locked doors) is zero? Trust in the fire department? False belief that your door is impervious to such techniques?
The point of the safeguard I mentioned is to make sure that if keys go missing, it's known about immediately. Plus it's a ritual that reinforces the importance of keeping that key secure. Picking supervisors as the only people authorized people who gets them protects against people getting a job at the fire department just to get access to the keys. Putting them in a safe makes sure only the authorized firemen ever have physical access to them.
Is it perfect? No. Better than hanging them on the wall in the firehouse? Absolutely.
Bank security is full of that kind of shit. Logs, log review, tracking, authentication, access control, access review, checks and balances on access reviewers, background checks, etc. Banks do physical security really well, and electronic security about as well as a big organization can, at least when it comes to protecting us against electronic theft that might hurt our bottom line...
But I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Fire Department has keys into our offices and server rooms. But then that's definitely true at the Nationwide Insurance buildings downtown where I used to work years ago.
Oh, and I love you too. You've just been sounding like some sort of libertarian lately though, with the "the government is wants to take my keys so they can commit unspeakable evil with them" thing here and "amorally maximizing profit is the only way anything is ever going to work, so stop asking our Galtian overlords to behave ethically" in the other.
Kinda scary!


I was taught by Yoda (schmawy) to never let an argument from one post bleed into another.

So .. Why do I think the odds of a fireman robbing my business with an axe is zero? Risk of detection. During the crime. Yes, whoever compromises the lockbox may be detected after the crime, but by then my shit is already stolen.

You know, police have similar methods with weapons, maintaining inventory and control over ammunition and firearms, making authorized personnel sign out for things .. yet innocent people still get shot. Nothing helps much after the crime is committed.

Besides all that, it's my place. Seriously, do I not have the right to decide who I give the keys to my property? You're literally saying it's OK to rip my keys out of my hand because that's what's in the greater good. I just think, fuck that. It's my place. Use "one of their battering-rams designed for forcibly opening locked doors". Also, banks do physical security for shit as well. Banks get physically robbed easily and fairly often. Seems like I hear way more about bank robberies than I do about 'thwarted' bank robberies anyway.

Maybe that's just cable "news" though (sorry schmawy)

>> ^burdturgler:

BTW, pass my congrats on to your banking colleagues for the bang-up job they're doing with security. Thank God there are professionals on the scene to ensure that no one ever gets their private banking information compromised. Whew. What a relief

Banks would completely not give a fuck about safeguarding anyone's personal information if it weren't for government regulations forcing them to. And I can report firsthand that the way management looks on it is something to be done as cheaply and incompletely as the law will allow.

Safeguards against things that could actually result in someone being able to commit fraud or otherwise steal money are in a completely different category, and the object of many millions of dollars worth of security.

>> ^burdturgler:
Odds of a fireman robbing my business with an axe .. zero.
Odds of my business being robbed by someone when my key is available .. greater than zero.
Of course, most crooks would sign out for keys before robbing someone, so you have a good point with the whole paper trail thing.
All jokes aside .. I do love you! .. lol I wonder if I'm slipping to the darkside tbh.


Why do you think the odds of a fireman robbing your business with an axe (or more probably, one of their battering-rams designed for forcibly opening locked doors) is zero? Trust in the fire department? False belief that your door is impervious to such techniques?

The point of the safeguard I mentioned is to make sure that if keys go missing, it's known about immediately. Plus it's a ritual that reinforces the importance of keeping that key secure. Picking supervisors as the only people authorized people who gets them protects against people getting a job at the fire department just to get access to the keys. Putting them in a safe makes sure only the authorized firemen ever have physical access to them.

Is it perfect? No. Better than hanging them on the wall in the firehouse? Absolutely.

Bank security is full of that kind of shit. Logs, log review, tracking, authentication, access control, access review, checks and balances on access reviewers, background checks, etc. Banks do physical security really well, and electronic security about as well as a big organization can, at least when it comes to protecting us against electronic theft that might hurt our bottom line...

But I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Fire Department has keys into our offices and server rooms. But then that's definitely true at the Nationwide Insurance buildings downtown where I used to work years ago.

Oh, and I love you too. You've just been sounding like some sort of libertarian lately though, with the "the government is wants to take my keys so they can commit unspeakable evil with them" thing here and "amorally maximizing profit is the only way anything is ever going to work, so stop asking our Galtian overlords to behave ethically" in the other.

Kinda scary!

Keys kept in a safe you say? Brilliant! We should call it a .. "lockbox"!

I like you Netrunner. You're a real fighter. BTW, pass my congrats on to your banking colleagues for the bang-up job they're doing with security. Thank God there are professionals on the scene to ensure that no one ever gets their private banking information compromised. Whew. What a relief.

"have the keys kept in a safe, to be checked out by the fire supervisors for their shifts. Logs get kept about who had which key when, and if one goes missing or a crime gets committed with one, then there's a paper trail that can be used to track who did what.

Odds of a fireman robbing my business with an axe .. zero.
Odds of my business being robbed by someone when my key is available .. greater than zero.

Of course, most crooks would sign out for keys before robbing someone, so you have a good point with the whole paper trail thing.

All jokes aside .. I do love you! .. lol I wonder if I'm slipping to the darkside tbh.