That may be true, but they're selling exactly what you see. They sell the unrealistic experience.

TV invites you to be a vicarious, passive participant in fiction. The viewer exchanges their time to escape into the experience. In the end, the TV show provides them nothing in return except a temporary cessation of reality. A TV commercial is a 30 second TV show. Like a TV show or movie, you are temporarily supplied with an artificial reality. In this fake reality, everyone is smiling and happy - the setting is perfect - and the food all looks fantastic. Commercials are escapism that do not reflect real life. Everyone knows that.

The only difference here is that in an ad, there is an actual real-world product out there. When a vendor invites you to go visit the local francise and buy a burger there is no implication that you'll be getting the same experience you had in the artificial reality of their ad. I don't expect Ronald McDonald to appear out of nowhere and do tricks. I don't expect hilarious shenanigans to bust my gut when I buy a soft drink. I don't expect a supermodel behind the counter at the car dealership. All they're doing is telling you that you can exchange a few real-life dollars for a real-life product. The artificial reality of the ad accomplishes nothing more except a temporary escape, and then after that you are simply 'aware' that the product exists if you want to buy it. I see nothing wrong with that.

I'm going to try this trick myself by standing my girlfriend next to a line of supermodels.

>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
The girl on the left has to be about 5 foot nothing. I am impressed that the 7' girl managed to get that tall and still remain quite attractive. If there wasn't a short girl next to her, then there's nothing that would suggest that she wasn't a perfectly normal woman. The proportions aren't skeewompus. She's got it going on.
She's definitely not 'supermodel' level, but she's a solid 7 on a 10 point scale. In a lot of ways I prefer the 'average human' look as opposed to the silicon injected, airbrushed, tucked, pinched, taped, and botoxed look you get from a lot of models.

Amen brother.

The girl on the left has to be about 5 foot nothing. I am impressed that the 7' girl managed to get that tall and still remain quite attractive. If there wasn't a short girl next to her, then there's nothing that would suggest that she wasn't a perfectly normal woman. The proportions aren't skeewompus. She's got it going on.

She's definitely not 'supermodel' level, but she's a solid 7 on a 10 point scale. In a lot of ways I prefer the 'average human' look as opposed to the silicon injected, airbrushed, tucked, pinched, taped, and botoxed look you get from a lot of models.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
>> ^entr0py:
I don't understand is this video pro climate change or anti climate change?

This is the pro, the anti features corporate lobbyists stripping.


Actually, the anti involves corporate lobbyists hiring beautiful men and women who'll actually have sex with the legislators.

But I'm sure an ad like this will be just as effective.

>> ^entr0py:
I don't understand is this video pro climate change or anti climate change?


This is the pro, the anti features corporate lobbyists stripping.

Lol love the guy pissed when he looses his supermodel wife in from the 5th dimension.

>> ^Seric:
He has ladyfingers ._.


Heh, maybe he's gay.
But even it were a flaming hot supermodel chick doing that experiment, she's still got bigger balls than me for sticking her hand in there and trusting science to give it back in one piece.

Well, at least she hasn't gone the way of other supermodels and ended up as a trophy of some overblown, overrated, but rich entertainer.

(edit)oops... I should google stuff before posting...

I know exactly what you mean, Lucky. It's either everything works together or it doesn't with me. I don't find most supermodels and star actresses very attractive. Porn stars are even worse, I hate false titties.

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So... what did it take for you to see it the first time? Was it a consequence of some kind of advanced drug-cocktail or a going-to-the-movies-date with a supermodel that made you do it?

In reply to this comment by kulpims:
the only way to make me watch Twilight one more time would be to staple my eyelids to my forehead while Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal hold my hands tight. that, or if at the end of the movie, they get all the cast members to perform a bukkake on miss Stewart

but then, supermodels are easily impressed

My name is gwiz.
I'm looking for a supermodel with no opinions of her own, preferably with big fucking honkers and no self-esteem whatsoever. If you don't make friends easy that is much better, because you'll become attached to my student salary and extremely trimmed body. If we click, you'll probably be a millionaire and I'll grudgingly accept you paying my bills.

I also want to be a rocking superstar, but I don't really want to put in the work, so if you already have a musical career that would be great, because then I could K-fed all over it. I know you like dirty boys, so I haven't showered in 8 months, just for you, rawwr.

If you are interested, please send $50 in the mail to my address.

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gwiz loves you.

P.S. $50.

When I read that 33% over 50 years I was surprised.

Then I found this:
People who visit this site are likely to visit these sites as well:
cracked.com I thought you were older?
supermodellinks.com Hehe, that's a little strange?
topxml.com Web development, how progressive!
thepeopleimage.com "Thousands of artistic pictures of teens and preteens" Well, maybe you're artsy
babble.com I KNEW you were mature.
militaryphotos.net Brings back memories, doesn't it?
****nudism.net So maybe videosift is a collection of nudists?
rka**.com Adult content?
heaven-******.com More adult content?
**-models.com ...
*******supermodels.com World view, crushed.
**dir.com Anger, setting in.
Those censored are so because they were rated badly on WOT - Web of Trust.

Foxnews.com and MSN.com are "catering to a more educated group". Enuff said.