"I don't understand why they dig up the sewer main, then go for lunch without marking the hole!"

*sploosh*

I want to make videos with titles that ask seemingly-rhetorical questions only to then reveal what would have been the expected result in the first place.

Will a bag of puppies float in lava?

*toss*
*sploosh*
*yip* *yip*

No! Why would you think that?

Hey, kuplims! Congrats on your 250, brother! I'm filling this place up with the A$$ GR@V33!!! SPLOOSH! There, filled up. I think I've heard need of a medical channel before, but whatever you choose as a channel, I'd say pick something you really want to see on here. Don't piss it away on something retarded like "books" or something like that.

In honor of your 250... *quality!

It sounds like Swedish narrators; I love how they just lose it at the end. Upvote for the sploosh!