"we don't spank our monkey"

I'd spank my monkey if he touched my pussy like that.

>> ^nanrod:

OK let's check the list.
Polish the pope
Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
Bash the bird
Beat the meat
Jerkin the Gherkin
Tickle the pickle
Burp the worm
Charm the snake
Nope that's a new one.....adds Pets the Tortoise to list


Double-click your own mouse

Oh wait, that's for females. One finger for Mac users and 2+ for Windows.

OK let's check the list.

Polish the pope
Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
Bash the bird
Beat the meat
Jerkin the Gherkin
Tickle the pickle
Burp the worm
Charm the snake

Nope that's a new one.....adds Pets the Tortoise to list

Someone needs to spank that monkey.

She should have spanked the monkeys.

If that were my monkey, I'd spank my monkey

Was that a monkey spanking his monkey?

This video helped me choke the chicken... uhh, I mean spank the monkey... umm, wait... whack the weasel... oh fuck it.

I felt like spanking the monkey.....hmm...that monkey. For not "giving" it to her. "Give it to me, give it to me, can't you see I have nothing on? Give it to me."

To the best of my knowledge the euphemisms shown here are Boxing the one-eyed monster, Playing the flute, Tuning the antenna, Beat your meat, Polishing the silver, Waxing the dolphin, Turning Japanese, Squeezing the burrito, Bat the sausage, Spank the monkey, and Flogging the log. I could be wrong - I don't have one of those.

Ah! Oh thank you, wise hoagie choker! Now, I must be off to spank the monkeys of VS...

In reply to your comment:
“Hey, you called it for what it is.....a fucked paradigm with trapped and suffocating populating the town.......welcome back, sir banned, show yerself to be a release valve for this island of doomed monkeys......”

Morphine songs were all over film soundtracks. They probably did very well by those royalties but they were touring worldwide too (Both usually equate to breaking even. Their songs were usually used in the background of scum, badasses (pardon) and the like, palying pool, etc. "Cure For Pain" did very well for them after the exposure from an indy film called "Spanking the Monkey." Mark Sandman, RIP, died on stage in Italy from a heart attack.