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That Forecast Cone (Blog Entry by dotdude)

Doc_M says...

"The Cone" for idiots:
[T minus "Day"]
5:
-You are in the cone: Relax. Have a beer.
-You are not in the cone: Have a beer. Go to 0.

4:
-You are in the cone: Get out the boards, have a beer.
-You are not in the cone: Have a beer. Go to 0.

3:
-In cone: Stock up the basement or the car [with beer] as needed.
-Not: ->0

2:
-In: Board the windows. Find the cat.
-Not: ->0

1:
-In: Get the hell out of dodge or go hide.
-Out: 0

0:
-In:
---You got the hell out of dodge: Find some rich guy's land to squat on and later claim squatters' rights.
---You hid in the basement:
-----You have a snorkle: "Explore" the neighbors' homes who fled like pansies.
-----You have NO SNORKLE: YOU FOOL! ALL IS LOST!
-Out:
---You're a kind hearted soul: Volunteer or donate.
---You're a stingy bastard: Watch the news and sift videos of wind surfers flying multiple blocks into buildings.
---"What storm": DIAF.

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