>> ^quantumushroom:
This clown just made the news!
Next time, don't punch the hooker in the face, JERK.


Mugshot here

"Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit…notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face…. After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

The hooker is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors “declined to file formal charges” against him."

$1000 = 401 Shamwows not including shipping and handling.

After observing the ho in question, I'd rather have the Shamwows. blech.

There hasn't been a deal this good since shamwow

i want to buy a shamwow

>> ^spoco2:
That laughing was incredibly annoying.


Yeah, I could have done without the contrived laughter. Other than that it was funny.

so THATS how I got my case of super herpes. I knew it wasn't because of my shamwow condoms. They absorb everything.

I'm sorry.. but this is the best 30 infomercial I've ever seen. I want a SHAMWOW!

Seriously though, it is better at selling the product than just about any other As-Seen-On-TV ad I've seen.

Just sayin

Shamwow!!

if only it came free with purchase of the shamwow