I wish I was a platypus.

*requeue

There's gotta be more platypus love out there

>> ^schmawy:
Gee, all that seems awful complicated. Can't we just say God did it?


Of course. Any reasonable person should know the platypus is just God's version of mystery stew. Just scrap all the unused and unwanted parts into a pot and eureka, an egg laying hairy animal with a duck's bill, squat body, beaver tail and a mess of x's, and y's for sex chromosomes.

Myer's Christmas peep show

EYEBROWS were raised outside the Myer Christmas windows in Melbourne when a platypus appeared to be intimately involved with a wombat.

A malfunction was the cause of the accidental and unfortunate positioning of the two characters in this year's Christmas windows titled Wombat Devine.

But window watchers in attendance did not know about the mistake for some time and many were quite surprised by what they saw.

"I don't know what to think," said a mother of four.

"They look like they are... involved"... [Read More]