Rap music is far, far worse than rape jokes for perpetuating violence against women. A rape joke gets told by one person, once. Rap music is used, over and over, like a mantra. Even girls and women singing about bitches not being anything but hoes. Over and over again. Till the words mean nothing and the idea becomes subliminal.

No, I don't mean ALL rap music, but I can't remember the last country and western song talking about a slut that will sit at the ranch with no panties on. Knowing she can say no, but never will.

There's a future we can all wish on our daughters. Mmmhmmm. Yep.

So that drunk girl on the L train from Brooklyn wearing the short skirt and no panties wasn't just exposing her vag. She was doing Improv Everywhere. Alone. At 2 in the morning.

I managed a photo lab for a year once. You do need to look at every picture to tune the color/contrast. I once got a very graphic pic of a 7 yr old girl spread eagle on a couch sun dress no panties. I could have panicked, but looking at the other photos, (basic family function shots), it appeared the kids got a hold of the camera and were playing and this pic got accidentally taken. I kept quiet, showed the pic to the Dad when he came in and watched him turned white as a sheet.

That was the end of it. I broke the law and defied company policy but damn glad I did. Just mentioning this even to mall security could have destroyed a family.

Level heads peeps. No one can follow the letter of the law and have justice at the same time. It's like trying to follow the new testament as written.

>> ^handmethekeysyou:
Now all I have to do is hop in the car, drive to a hardware store, buy a wet/dry shop vac, come back home, steal someone's pantyhose (I hate that word and I hate their existence, for the record), and voila! So easy! Thanks handyman douchebag.


I agree with your dislike for pantyhose, as well. For instance, these two scenarios involving an attempt at roleplay during an average day after work:

"Take off yer pantyhose, lady."
"No way, pervert!"
"I hate it when you call me a pervert, honey."

"Drop yer panties, lady."
"Okay, sir!"
"Yeah, I like when you call me sir."

In one scenario, the woman (your wife, girlfriend, or secretary) is coming home from work (or is at work if it's your secretary) and doesn't want to mess around. Pantyhose is for work, not play.

In the second scenario, the woman is in a more casual state, wearing panties, rather than the full hose, and will enjoy it if you tell her to drop them.

However, there is one additional scenario (the best one, imo):

"Drop yer panties, baby."
"I don't have any panties to drop."
"Oh, snap!"

This is my own justification for disliking pantyhose and in return disliking the word itself.

Pantyhose: bad
Panties: good
No panties: excellent

Some folks is always always wanting to tattle first...you could have asked the dead-fixer....I shall defer to your fix, by re-raseering the embed on Pyrexs', since it does not exist, re-dead his, and you may have the glory of your votes, as I seek with more dedication, the EXACT copy (which does not exist, perhaps) with which to feeshniggle th' diddle.....no-panty knotting, please.

It's Barry Manilow, not Barry White. Barry White is a dirty old man whose idea of a love song is "I don't wanna see no panties. Take off that brassiere, my dear." Barry Manilow sings real love songs.