You could argue that Natalie Portman was famous years before that movie. She co-starred in Leon- The Professional. Great movie, too.

>> ^bookface:

Love that flat line, hipster "Beat It" cover. OMG!


http://videosift.com/video/Michael-Jackson-Beat-It-covered-by-Pomplamoose

Jack and Nataly seem far too polite and friendly to be actual hipsters, but I could see how one might make the mistake.

The Empire returned? I thought this was a thousand years before Natalie Portman said we ushered it in with thunderous applause.

Also, it sorta kills the awe and wonder surrounding the lightsaber when they start passing them out like free t-shirts on a college campus.

I suppose it has more comforts than other cube-style dwellings, but I still don't want to live there.

Anyone else get the Natalie Portman vibe from her? Must have been the short hair.

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That should do it.

Yes, if you look closely in the green band trailer, you can see they had to roto some more cloth over Natalie's butt.

He is performing for Americans , I don't think it's odd that they know who Natalie hallaway is. We might notice an American high school girl who disappears on spring break, while in a foreign country, and we might not care as much about a prostitute in Peru, who is killed in her local hotel. It is kinda weak to make fun of Americans for this, even the murderer is not from here, it's not odd to be concerned about your own tribe above the others.
I do like the "white baby beacon " joke, that would work.

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I'm outraged. No doubt this "Natalie Portman" was damaged irreversible from this whole ordeal. There's absolutely no way she could have grown up to be a succesful actress.

Of course, I'm talking about the bit where her fictional family is murdered in front of her. God, the task of having to imagine your family is dead at just 12 years old...truly inhuman. Director should be in jail.

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She's been good on The Daily Show. I'd say she's the new geek crush "It" girl.

(Because Natalie Portman is not returning our calls)

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Thank you so much Sir

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why is the girl in a straightjacket and all sad and stuff, the melody aint that sad.

i even looked up the lyrics
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Ophelia-lyrics-Natalie-Merchant/9C39433E9731E2D948256926002A4226

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