What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'karl, warwick, life is short, midget, dwarf, whatever' to 'ricky gervais, karl pilkington, warwick davis, life is short, midget, dwarf, whatever' - edited by xxovercastxx

yeah he's definitely scared of the one in black, the one who danced over him and was pretending to kick him... definitely why he scootched over to the left side of the couch... and seriously, when the kid faceplants and is laying there, thats when BITCHES should stop fat dancing and help him up

i deep down want this to be a midget and some sort of underground/garage comedy thing... because as real life, it really really is horrible

This fits right into the theory that Matthew McConnaughey's disproportionately short arms might have originated on a midget's body.

He must be a northern redneck. a southern redneck would swing around a midget tied to a rope, holding a chainsaw.

>> ^burdturgler:

There's no comedy here. nochannel actionpack law fail
Not sure about the "crackhead" tag either. There's no context in this sift to suggest it.


To me the humor is in the irony--but I take your point burdturgler and completely accept it. Not comedy to others--i.e., what one finds funny may not be funny to everyone--so thanks burd.

Just the background on why I did place it in comedy. It's like someone's pants falling down unexpectedly--to me at least. I just think it humorous when someone attacks another person who weighs at least 3X his size; and the man isn't only stomach. If it is in response to a bully or some such, I can see picking a fight. But here?

Add that to where it was done. Definitely self-induced pants down moment. (I would have laughed the same if the midget cop had attacked a citizen the size of the big cop. In fact, I would have laughed harder.)

>> ^luxury_pie:
Donkey-Porn?


Midget donkey-porn. You were way off.

Out of respect for bareboards2 and to indulge my surly, trollish, nature......

This site behaves like a mob-centered clique of tittering children most of the time. The same children who fancy themselves intelligent, erudite, progressive, etc. etc., blah blah blah....The majority and most vocal of those wielding power??-a gaggle of cheap-seat posers here sister, they can't help it-They were raised by the developmentally disabled on video games, too much Satanic television programming, and are victims of a socio-genetic program of disinformation, propaganda, and chemical brain alterations through municipal water, food additives. and pharmaceuticals. In short, those touting the most far-left liberal ideologies are the most full of absolute horse shit-their compasses having been damaged in a powerful magnetic storm of their own bullshit.

Sneaking in back doors through proxy servers with a handful of sock-puppets and an infamous former moniker, one man has forever stained the consciousness of the most stricken of these nit-wit fucks.....

False accusations fueled by passive-aggressive dicklessness was the "final straw" when some brown-nosing Assburger goaded-on another mental midget into a panty-knot whose skin happened to have more melanin than the person who addressed him as "monkey" AND "knuckle-dragger (as in, WE ALL CAME DOWN FROM TREES BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE A BIT THICKER AND SLOWER THAN OTHERS....HELLO!!?? YOU DUMB-ASSES!!) resulting in a fucking lynch-mob of inequity resulting in a permanent banjo.
Yeah, all you fuck-sticks who jumped on the bandwagon....The guy was black and falsely accused a white man of racism because he was a reactionary and ignorant of the engloish language, and IT SUITED HIS DYSFUNCTION TO DESTROY ANOTHER'S WORK...he never discussed SHIT with me....fucking asshole of a black man if ya ask me.....he's AWOL as well....thanks a lot ya fucking pussy, burdturgler.\

Suck my asshole white.

Fuck you all, trolls never die, especially those whose talent, creativity, and passion trump that of the no-life-hafvin' psychic vampires whose energy comes from sucking it from others more alive than themselves..... the Brits call 'em cunts, so I'm told.

I was going to wait until 10 published viddies until I came out to shove shit up the asses of those in need of a reverse colonic but when I see yet another female having to put up with sophomoric cocksuckers who couldn't get a date with male or female without paying and whose dicks are so misshapen from pulling their package they resemble some reptile in mid-peristalsis....

gwiz, yer a fucking cunt-wanking in your dormroom, playing shitty, soul-less guitar-You don't know it yet but you truly hate women....come out of the closet you do not know you are in, and find a nice hairy man.
BF, you haven't changed, as un-clever as ever. Get a fucking life. Take a bath you greasy little mole and Fuck your dead cat.
KP disappeared but he'll probably rear his cunt-head for another ban.
NetRuiner?? You cried and cried until your wife drew sympathy from her "hiatus" until the source of your pain was forever banished....boo fucking hoo...Notice how your fucking politics are getting shoved directly up your unconscious asses lately?? Fuck the both of you dick-less wonders. Met your type before...they grind the brain-shaped putties out of so-called institutions of higher learning with PhD's and masters degrees daily....most, retarded with no practical survival skills, spouting some party lines instead of snorting them. Try groupsex, perhaps your marriage will last.

DAG, fuck man, your site blows chunks anymore.....what ever happened to that guy choggie??
Oh. Yeah. You fucked him. Nah, it's worse. You sat back and let the rabble high-jack your site....Fuck You.


Hang in there bareboards2, or better yet, go out with a bang....leave your mark and show these children some serious girl-power....


Back as fast as you can say "Bhagwan kare tu aadhi raat gaadi chalate hue uski petrol khatm ho jaaye aur teri jeb mein phooti kaudi na ho."

LoL. Thanks, I just accidentally spit on my monitor.

In reply to this comment by solecist:
i thought this said, "dave johnson's amazing midget machine"

i thought this said, "dave johnson's amazing midget machine"

My question is, how did they get the midget hooker inside?

>> ^quantumushroom:

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?
Midget, please.


Because in a democracy you don't fuck with the people...and the people protested and show'd big time what's going on. The people in Wisconsin stepped the fuck up...we have to thank them and take it as a great sign that America ain't dead yet.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?
Midget, please.


yo QM,
check your fly..
your ignorance is showing again.
zip that shit up..kids are watching.

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?

Midget, please.

I wonder if it's going to include the blue midget Guardians of the Universe. Because....you know....some people like midgets. >> ^blankfist:

>> ^gwiz665:
This looks fucking awesome and I know nothing about Green Lantern. quality

Wow. I thought it was impossible to not know who Green Lantern is. Alas I discover another cultural divide.
First appearance of the Hal Jordan Green Lantern in Showcase #22: http://comics.ha.com/common/view_item.php?Sale_No=7013&Lot_No=92213