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And that's why I don't trust religious folks when it comes to sexuality, they tend to obsess over it in unhealthy, childish ways. Normal people just masturbate for the duration of the video and be done with it.

If I could vote on my own salary, you could bet your genitals that I'd be there to have my say and furthermore you could be sure I wouldn't vote for less money.
And if I received that salary wether I show up for work every day or not, I'd spend much more time at home masturbating to my favourite Teletubbies video.

Maybe that's a problem. Maybe some people shouldn't be able to control the terms of their own employment that much. I certainly can't.

Maybe that young man is depressed? Stops going to church, going outside, withdraws from society, and wants nothing more than to blatantly masturbate in front of his peers. The solution is what, to talk about his porn? Is this not more likely a symptom of a bigger problem perhaps?

Anyway, I had this playing in the background looking at other stuff, and my selective hearing told me the soldier he needed to get out was his sperm, and he was in a desperate struggle to release them from their confinement. Talk to your bishop to help relieve this bitter struggle from your pants. I thought maybe they were talking about a new masturbatory video game. Help your friend get off today! Stop watching porn, and participate! Coming to your jock today, multiplayer action in your pants!
/sarcasm

If masturbation is the Great War then my bedroom was Hiroshima when I was in high school.

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its not so much the message. It's about the shitty analogies and their obsession with this stuff. And for lantern53 too. Here's the difference:

If you think masturbation or porn is fundamentally bad. I don't have a problem with that. I disagree that it's significant problem. Just like it's amusing how obsessed with homosexuals Lantern is, I find it very amusing how obsessed Mormons are with masturbation. and thanks to freedom of speech, I, and others are choosing to mock the way they are delivering that message in the way they compare masturbation/porn to a wounded combatant. In no way are any of us saying that Mormons should not be allowed to send that message.

If certain people DID have their way, they would enforce their religious standards on others. Oh wait, that's already happening.

One is mocking, one is legislation...big honkin difference. Religious freedom doesn't trump other peoples' freedom.

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Come on, Sifters, I'm disappointed in you. Not defending Mormonism as a religion but this ad clearly says the roommates addiction is internet porn addiction which is not the same thing as just masturbating and, having known a guy who actually had it, (he got fired eventually because he couldn't stop watching, not even at work) I can confirm it is a real illness.

This ad is asking people to not turn their back when someone is clearly suffering. And that's a message I happen to agree with. No, I don't think Mormonism is likely to be the answer to addiction but I can get behind the idea of not turning a blind eye to someone else's problems, which is the message that is repeatedly conveyed here.

Yes, repression is always the answer. Just ask Catholic priests.

...and married men should never masturbate. That's why God invented hos.

I thought it was telling that the guy was masturbating/watching porn openly with the door open, like he was hoping that his room mate (or anyone) would come home and 'catch' him. The room mate comes in the door, sees him, and hangs his head as if to say 'not again Mike, my jaw's still tired from yesterday', and quietly turns away before he's roped into 'finishing' his room mate.
Then the knowing look near the end, as if to say ...'just wait until we get home, buddy. I'll let you 'catch' me tonight!'
Just too funny!
P.S. Is this what the "magic" underwear is about? Is it designed to make it hard (pun intended) to get your junk out and smack it around? I can't figure that one out, never having seen a pair.

The reason MMA fights are more likely ending with getting choked out than having your limbs broken is quite simple. If you are the guy who breaks everybodys shit, nobody will want to fight you anymore because broken bones take you out of fighting (the thing you do to make money), training (the thing that allows to compete on such a level in the first place) and the enjoyments of life (ever tried to masturbate with two broken hands?) for weeks. Weeks or erven months.
Nobody will book you or allow you in their competitions anymore because 30 second fights aren't that interesting (which is why proffesional boxing matches rarely turn out to be like Muhammad Ali vs random guy from the audience), getting qualified and equal fighters as opponents becomes next to impossible (see above) and "liability" would be the word promoters mutter in their sleep while having nightmare about faceless lawyers.
MMA isn't the Kumite from Bloodsport. MMA matches are a business and their cash cows are their fighters otherwise it would be just bum fights. You can't milk a cow with a broken udder. But you can choke its nipples until the milk flows, you just gotta have the right technique.