>> ^gorillaman:

Everyone knows it doesn't count as rape if she's a jew.


this was a joke people!
jeeez louise...
unless gorillaman is a hamas official.
um..are you hamas gorillaman?
OMG..you..you lied to me..
i feel so violated....
i am calling rape.
you will be hearing from my isreali lawyer sir.

You mean that neanderthal degenerate? Yeah, that's me >> ^gwiz665:

@Hybrid was that you in the white trunks..? Don't lie to me now.

@Hybrid was that you in the white trunks..? Don't lie to me now.

Yeah, no upvote, and a *lies from me.

I'm really quite sick of these fake things as viral advertising. They deserve to have less sales rather than more for this.

When I was in college, students were poor, and we all had to share the same 486 desktop. I was under the impression that kids these days took lecture notes on a laptop/tablet preferably in a sunny class room filled with good looking students of many ethnicities. Is this not the case?

Have Apple and Microsoft lied to me?!

I'm a bit surprised Mel thinks we're stupid enough to believe he was calling his producer the asshole, when clearly he was quite perturbed over the question he had just received from the interviewer. Don't lie to me, asshole.

>> ^ant:
>> ^brycewi19:
How do we know that Siftbot is a "he"?

Because he has a penis!


You mean that's not a handle...?
Siftbot! You lied to me!

New comment system lied to me. Sorry about the double post.

Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture

Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!

Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture

Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant.

You don't know me from the wind
You never will, you never did
I'm the little Jew
Who wrote the Bible

I've seen the nations rise and fall
I've heard their stories, heard them all
But love's the only engine of survival.

Your servant here, he has been told
to say it clear, to say it cold:
It's over, it ain't going any further.

And now the wheels of heaven stop
You feel the devil's riding crop
Get ready for the future:
it is murder.

When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant.

There'll be the breaking of the ancient Western code
Your private life will suddenly explode
There'll be phantoms
There'll be fires on the road
And a white man dancing..

You'll see a woman
Hanging upside down
Her features covered by her fallen gown
And all the lousy little poets
Coming round
Tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson
And the white man dancin'.

Give me back the Berlin wall
Give me Stalin and St Paul
Give me Christ
or give me Hiroshima
Destroy another fetus now
We don't like children anyhow
I've seen the future, baby:
it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said REPENT, REPENT ...

A Logic Gate comes home late from work one night with his wife standing furiously at the door with a pair of ladies underwear, he exclaims, "Honey I swear I don't know where those came from!", she quickly replies, "Don't lie to me! I saw your Truth Table!".

A binary 0 is looking down to the long drop below, contemplating on jumping, when a 1 comes rushing up and screams, "You don't have to do this, we can find a way to make it work!", though the 0 had made up his mind, "I'm always going to be nothing but a zero to you! This is the only way out!", with one last look back, he plunged off the ledge in to a NOT gate...

Digital Circuits wasn't always the most interesting lecture, we had more but I can't remember, I'm sure they were all equally terrible.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'nirvana, leadbelly, mtv unplugged' to 'nirvana, leadbelly, mtv unplugged, my girl, my girl, dont lie to me' - edited by calvados

What bothers me most about Fox is not that they lie to me, but how bad they are at it. We're so stupid in this country that they don't even need to be subtle in their manipulations. This goes for Olbermann, too.

Maddow clearly leans far to the left but I don't think she twists the truth much as a result of it. She focuses on stories about the right fucking up, yes, but they're still factual. She has taken shots at the Obama administration, too. I don't consider her news, though. More like investigative journalism.

Ultimately you shouldn't watch any of the major news outlets. Bias aside, they've shown themselves to be insanely incompetent.

>> ^quantumushroom:
This would be awesome for CNN...if anyone watched CNN. Ha ha ha ha ha.


My favorite channel is lying to me and everyone I agree with, but we'll never notice, ha ha ha ha!

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being in love.
2. What is your greatest fear?
Dying (not death, because by then I'll be dead).
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Jealousy.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Dishonesty or abuse.
5. Which living person do you most admire?
Daniel Dennett
6. What is your greatest extravagance?
I don't think I really have any great extravagance. Maybe my computer?
7. What is your current state of mind?
Relaxed and thoughtful.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Altruism and faith.
9. On what occasion do you lie?
Rarely, but if my lie can save a lot of grief, by avoiding an unnecessary confrontation about something stupid, I might.
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My gut.
11. Which living person do you most despise?
Hmm, so hard to choose: Kent Hovind, Kenn Hamm (all those creationist dumbfucks), and televangelists. And Rasch187.
12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Honesty, humor, friendship, intellect.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Awesome beewbage. Heh. Nah, humor, honesty, straight-forwardness, intellect, friendship.. I look for the same qualities in both guys and girls, to be honest.
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Fantastic", "super", "In a minute"
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
For now, music.
16. When and where were you happiest?
I don't know. Maybe when I was in Ireland in 2002 and was entangled with a girl from my high school, or one summer in 2003 I think, where we were a bunch of people in a summer house where I played guitar and we all sang and stuff. I liked that.
17. Which talent would you most like to have?
Better song-writing skills.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Physically, I'd trim up. (Already on it)
More cosmically, I'd like to be able to have a better overview of a situation during, instead of after it happens.
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
My education, my music skills and the website I ran in 2004-2007, which I was very prolific on. (www.edb-tidende.dk it's dead in the water now though)
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
I would come back as a young version of myself and try to change things up, see what would happen if I made different choices.
21. Where would you most like to live?
With a loved one. Don't really care where.
22. What is your most treasured possession?
My mind. Of things outside myself, then I think the things I can't replace. The data on my computer, pictures, documents etc. I think. All other "possessions" can be replaced. They're just things. I would say friendships, but that's hardly a possession.
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Depression, then everything sucks. Been there, no fun.
24. What is your favorite occupation?
Playing music, engaging in reasonable discussions, masturbation. (at the same time)
25. What is your most marked characteristic?
I say my mind. I'm a pretty straight-forward, no-nonsense kinda guy. Other than that, I don't know. Other people are better judges of that than me.
26. What do you most value in your friends?
Honesty and humor.
27. Who are your favorite writers?
Frank Herbert, Neal Stephenson, William King, Scott McGough.
28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Randy Marsh. Heh, or Rorsharch and Dr. Manhattan. Randy epitomizes the human condition, weak, narrow sighted and everything. Rosharch represents a view of the world in black and white, which I like the concept of; and Dr. Manhattan represents the way the world is and he is basically intellect personified, which I also like.
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
This requires me to know a lot of history. I don't, because I don't care much about it. I identify with me, because I am me, no one else.
30. Who are your heroes in real life?
The four horsemen, Dawkins, Dennett, Harris and Hitchens.
31. What are your favorite names?
Lisa, Cecilia, Michael, Jason, off the top of my head.
32. What is it that you most dislike?
People lying to me or in general who are dicks to me. I have no interest in these people.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Two things, I think. Not doing anything about the girl I had a serious crush on for most of my elementary school until high school; and not realizing that Computer Science was not for me earlier, instead of fucking around there for two years.
34. How would you like to die?
I'd rather not.
35. What is your motto?
"Don't be a dick" is something I can stand by.

http://lyricwiki.org/Chris_Isaak:Somebody%27s_Crying

I know somebody and they cry for you
They lie awake at night and dream of you
I bet you never even know they do, but
Somebody's crying

I know somebody and they called your name
A million times and still you never came
They go on loving you just the same
I know that somebody's trying

So please return the love you took from me
Or please let me know if it can't be me
I know when somebody's lying
I know when somebody's lying

[bridge]

I know that somebody's lying
I know that somebody's lying

Give me a sign and let me know if we're through
If you don't love me like i love you
But if you cry at night the way i do
I'll know that somebody's lying

So please return the love you took from me
Or please let me know if it can't be me
I know when somebody's lying
I know when somebody's lying