I appreciate what Jim Beam and the other US bourbon producers are doing for the Scotch whisky industry, but that's about it.

Jim Beam: WE are SEXXXYYY... ok, we're desperate.

Jim Beam: alcohol for f*ckwits.

Never drank Jim Beam, especially once I found out they were limiting their employees bathroom breaks a few years back. Talk about having a squirt of ol' Kentucky...

Oddly hypnotic. I'd rather this than those painfully contrived Bud Light et. al type commercials where they go to lengths dancing around the point trying to paint a picture of sex and alcohol. This kinda cuts straight to the goods. Is it an actual commercial for Jim Beam? [5]

And now you have herpes...

>> ^Sagemind:

... But totally sanitary as the Whiskey kills any germs or viruses present!

jim beam is more like shitty moonshine than whiskey.

Thank you for the link, good sir. You have changed my life.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Corn squeezins

Thank you for the promotes!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*quality *promote

Corn squeezins

Corn squeezins

So he ejaculated Jim onto her face?

Jim Beam®: For those who are too drunk to fuck.

I did like it very much, you're right! And not just because I have Jim Beam for breakfast. Thanks!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'm guessing this is something you might enjoy:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Kimya-Dawson-The-Beer-Rhino-Records-in-Claremont

Posted by a n00b too.

I'm not worried. If anyone else uses my secret trick I'll just threaten them the same way I threatened you: With tears.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fix myself a Jim Beam & Welch's.

In reply to this comment by swampgirl:
Ah, you've revealed one of your special combos. You realized you may have weakend your powers a little. Oh, and you forgot to click 'private' too.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You can't:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Hayden-Panettiere-PSA-Your-Vote-Your-Voice-1

I just killed it and then resubmitted it because it hadn't received any votes yet, so by resubmitting it I gave it a new 48-hr clock. Yeah, I'm sneaky. And if you tell anyone, so help me I'll.......cry.

In reply to this comment by swampgirl:
I didn't think you could kill the cheerleader

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*kill

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