>> ^Shepppard:
In the imortally scarring words of my father "It's like trying to scratch your nose with a rubber glove on."
...It was a really, really awkward day.


Your father's quote conjured up a rather gross image in my mind. I need to clean my brain out...

In the imortally scarring words of my father "It's like trying to scratch your nose with a rubber glove on."

...It was a really, really awkward day.

>> ^2pornot2p:
>> ^Memorare:
chuck norris would survive.

That would be pretty lonely, don't you think? That's why, when people ask me if I could have one wish, I never choose being immortal. Not being able to die would suck in a scenario such as this one. I always answer that I'd want to be mortal, but stop aging + awesome self-healing powers. That way you could live forever, if you were smart, which I happen to be.


That is why you need 2 wishes. To be imortal, and someone else to be importal with you.

>> ^oblio70:
That deserves a great big sigh of satistaftion.
The toaster is a beacon of mankind's civility. And to domesticate 'fire' to such a state of art as this clearly does is truely a testiment to our brilliance as a species. I say every home should have one of these, stowed in a place of great imortance as a daily reminder to our pure mastery...like next to the toilet.
wait. maybe somewhere else less important.


did westy get a new username?