I say just hop on a boat, go to a nice little island and wait them out. Zombies aren't coordinated enough to swim long distances, and even if they commandeered a boat themselves, they wouldn't be able to figure out how to work the GPS. Sure, maybe there are zombies on the islands.. but there will be a limited quantity. A day or two of smashing skulls and you could sit back with a pineapple drink and relax. As Lucky suggests, it's only a matter of time before the mainland threat runs its course, like any explosive plague.
Now, how you seen the Internet recently? There seem to be a whole bunch of people, in the US mostly, who think zombies are real: Anti-zombie bullets, anti-zombie tomahawks, everyone and his mother has a 'bug out bag'. People are buying this shit up like hotcakes. Maybe the real virus is anti-zombie consumerism?

@Samaelsmith I know, right? If they can mass-produce these, I bet they would sell like hotcakes.

>> ^probie:

I have a feeling this will sell like hotcakes to the gaming crowd who are sick of the endless parade of WWII/modern warfare FPS's. (ahem - raises hand)
As I said on Bluesnews:
My fingers are crossed for zany, crazy deathmatch again. Enough with the military shooters. I want dildo bombs, portable holes, shotguns that fire C4-tipped flechettes and a weapon they affectionately call "the Blender".


Let's not forget the laser tripmines and the shrinker and the freeze-ray

I have a feeling this will sell like hotcakes to the gaming crowd who are sick of the endless parade of WWII/modern warfare FPS's. (ahem - raises hand)

As I said on Bluesnews:

My fingers are crossed for zany, crazy deathmatch again. Enough with the military shooters. I want dildo bombs, portable holes, shotguns that fire C4-tipped flechettes and a weapon they affectionately call "the Blender".

director: "Oh, I got a great idea. People like videogames. Let's do a videogame movie."

producer: "videogame movies do terrible"

director "that's ok, i'll take some videogame from the early 90s that the target demographic has some sort of emotional connection to and give it a 'gritty reboot' like all those other franchises that get lapped up by the masses. We'll tack on a half-assed story that only seems like it has depth due to lack of any real narrative to begin with"

producer: "make sure give it some of that viral marketing stuff"

director: "absolutely, it'll sell like hotcakes."

suckers.

I break shit up so just chill, and sit still
I'm not on the pop hop but yo my shit still
Sells like a mother, there's not another
Dark brown brother who grew up undercover
Running game on a dame like Too $hort
I'll smoke an MC like a Newport
Or a Marlboro, or a Salem
It doesn't matter cause I take him and I wail him
Get a rush of the nicotine, battle?
Nigga please, I won't even attempt
But if the crowd thinks he's a worthy opponent
I'll grab the mic and show I own it
Yo bust it, better off if you not sing, God bless the pothead
As I remember what my moms and my pops said
Strive for the best, you gain your respect
Or you can settle for a public assistance check
If you don't want to break your neck
So I said "What the heck?"
People always say "Hey we like the way you make beats"
He doesn't use breakbeats
But I take it in stride and do my work on the inside
Won't fake on the flimside

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
My style slams, but some still want to get with me
I don't understand, kid you just can't see me
When my LP drop all my friends will want a freebie
Whether in a car or you ride the train
My style stands out like a vericose vein
So don't front cause you know I'm the champ
Better off trying to buy a pack of Newports with a food stamp
Cause the odds are none
Cause like Jimmy Castor, I've just begun
Brothers can't believe how the skills have gotten
Spicy as a steak with potatoes au gratin
But I'm not soup, I just got a lot of nerve
Cause motherfuckers want to see me shoot to the curve
But I just won't slip cause a slip ain't hip
I stay on my toe like Broadway Joe
One time I did I thought the girl was a friend of me
So I started sleeping with the enemy
I won't let a stunt misguide me
And you can jump on my tree stump if you want to ride me

See like hotcakes, people have prostate cancer of the liver
Yo, cause I deliver
Legt new shit that hits like a mule kick
Don't try to flip, moneygrip, or you'll get
A very swift kick in the anus, yeah
Homeboy, I'll make you famous
As a young buck people used to call me shorty
When I was broke I used to chip in for forties
But there's no retreat or surrender
And my pockets stay stuffed with legal tender
So give a shout if you with me (Yeah!)
Give a shout if you with me (Yeah!)
So give a shout and let me know if you like the way the flow, goes
And yo, does it matter on the FDR or the Westside
People contemplate what's the best side
But I sit back and observe like a Bhuddist monk
Cause Diamond gots spunk
For the new generation like Pepsi
I'll make your grandmother say "Heavens to Betsy"

You kidding me ?
They are still selling SUV's like fucking hotcakes.

Theres a real image problem with cars today, too many people prefer large cars for the safety factor alone, when they dont realise that small cars can be just as, if not safer than a big honkin SUV.

This stuff sells like hotcakes at my local Lotté Plaza.

Love the fact that they say you can work on it.

If they can sell the sauna belt and "tent", and make people believe they are loosing anything other than excess water, this must be selling like hotcakes.

I like Halo 3 for multiplayer on Live but it's a rather shallow single-player experience and barely changed from the disappolnting campaign in Halo 2. It's also reminiscent of Halo campaign which I did like and played repeatedly. But years later, with game design having moved on, that's not a compliment.

It is great fun online and the combat has always been engrossing. I don't really care about pc shooters as my computer is primarily for work and I have little interest in constantly upgrading hardware.

That Halo 3 is being critically overrated is a non issue, it was going to sell like hotcakes anyway.

That ninja vid is still one of my favourites, i figured it would work nicely on a shirt because if people saw it they would be like "WTF?"

I don't think it would really be a problem resolution wise as you can do a few photoshop filters after enlarging for print(cutout, blur, or some kind of brush filter) .. also because its screenprinting, and people will be >1metre away, the quality doesnt have to be the greatest.

I know the website bustedtees.com makes a shitload off selling t-shirts with random crap on them, so surely random crap that is widely known via you-tube or goo-vids would sell like hotcakes. Like just last night I saw on SBS news a short segment at the end about the old guy that made his first you-tube video, which apparently is worthy of world news.

I was kinda tossing up on whether to unclude the you-tube control bar or not, it looks better as a t-shirt without it, but with it on there it really gives a clear image of the site's scope to use a marketing wankword.

Anyway, probably copyright issues with that idea.