Right…but notice he’s wearing gloves. That’s to stop the hairy palms.

Really…less than once a day on average is considered high, even for men in their 20’s!? I had no idea most men were so frigid.
My prostate must be completely indestructible!

Also, the only side-effect I have to worry about is the hairy palms.

Well WTF Laura, this cats' hard to roast...His shit simply does not stink! Not yer average crotch-scratching, crips-eating, no girl havin' wanker....Poor fucker just hadda baby and he's in Brazil surrounded by crotch-flossed bathing beauties that actually HAVE asses!!!...give him a break..Besides, like BF said, this roast is as stiff as a whorehouse fulla cadavers!

Wonder if his cock is as hard as the Wolverine's?
Hope yer kid doesn't grow up with hairy palms, mate.

If idda BEEN here and not held hostage by Captain Assburger and his life-free schlep brigade, ,maaaaaybe Idda GAINED momentum! Oh yeah, here's to the dysfunctional pre-mees on the Sift who hold manners and rules in higher regards than art, expression, and the occasional, gratuitous, "FUCK YOU!".....Fuck You Very Much!


hehhehe....that felt good. That goes double for anyone who has ever told me to "Have a Nice Day."...fucking pussies.

Say what you want about the zif, but he gets more dragon play than any other sifter. Of course, since dragons are mythical creatures, that basically just means he has thicker lenses and hairier palms than all the other dweebs here.

On the other hairy palm, zifnab is the absolute champ when it comes to eradicating the content of banned users. And my, how important his work is. Not allowing those spammers to disgrace us with their trite and useless tags, we are given the relaxing comfort of "banned, redacted" at every turn. Thanks dude. You rule. Hairy palms.

Now put down the mouse -- it's just a pointing device, not a sex toy.

I guess the threat of hairy palms isn't going to frighten a Roo much.